To the Leytoners!

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

Early bird gets the worm, but the seconde souris gets the cheese

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

I l’amour defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

If Barbie is so popular, why do toi have to buy her friends?

If toi ain't makin' waves, toi ain't kickin' hard enough!

Mental backup...

so yes.

I am a mois and 2 days early but Pinjas have never been one for rules, right?

Who needs em?

If someone was to ask us where we started, what would we say? Some friendships started before I existed in fanpop world, some became close after I joined…how do toi explain how we are to someone that would never understand without examples ou without being there? I’m not sure we could, people come in a lot…not as often as before but who remains in the end? The friendships that have started from the start, the main pinjas; the kind of friendships toi often see and envy. People think that just...

Answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask...

There are five things that women should never, ever ask a guy, according to an article in an issue of Sassy magazine.

The five questions are:

1 - "What are toi thinking?"
2 - "Do toi l’amour me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do toi think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would toi do if I died?"

What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answered properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:



1 - "What are toi thinking?" The proper answer to this question,...