Hannah's Backround!

1.Give away something other then Candy (etc toothpicks, golfballs , bags of sand)

2.Wait behind the door untill some people come. When they get near the door jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell "Trick ou Treat", look at them, scratch your head, and act confused.

3. Fill a mallette, porte-documents with marbles and crackers. Write on it "TOP SECRET" in big letters. When trick ou treaters come look around suspiciously and say " its about time toi got here" give them the mallette, porte-documents and quickly shut the door.

4. Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick ou treaters come to your...

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding

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Early bird gets the worm, but the seconde souris gets the cheese

I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol

I intend to live forever - so far, so good

I l’amour defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy

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If toi ain't makin' waves, toi ain't kickin' hard enough!

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