Ni Hao, Kai-Lan Theme Song

A black cat named Wildcraft walks to Kai-lan and speaks to her.
Wildcraft: Kai-lan. toi are buring your toast... again. i can smell it from the streets.
Suddenly, burnt pain grillé pops out from the grille-pain into the air and a westie terrier named waggles pop up and the pain grillé lands in her mouth.
Kai-lan: ugh! burned it again then waggles ate it. maybe that pizza makes good breakfast.
a cat named Flaky looks at goldfish and tries to feed it hot chiens but they dont eat.
Flaky: ummm Kai-lan
that pizza looks good but youre not gonna like the taste.

Kai-lan takes a bite out the pizza and runs to the bathroom....

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 7
"The Most Eligible Emperor"

[[The episode begins with Rintoo and Hoho playing with their Robo Buddy toy.]]

Rintoo: All right, Robo Buddy, do a super silly flip, followed par a wiggle and rub your tummy.
Robo Buddy: Your wish is my command.

[[The Robo Buddy does a silly flip, wiggles his whole body and rubs his stomach, while making Rintoo and Hoho laugh.]]

Hoho: I tell ya, there isn't nothing toi can do than making our toy do silly things.
Rintoo: Well, toi know, what can I say?
Robo Buddy: What do toi want me to do next?
Hoho: Oh, oh, how about getting us...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 3
"The Noble King"

[[The episode begins with Kai-Lan and Hoho willingly looking at a photo of the Monkey King saving a cat from a tree.]]

Kai-Lan: Check out this deadline, "The Monkey King willingly rescues cat from a falling branch."
Hoho: That is the most awesome thing he has ever done. It's like he came out of nowhere.
Kai-Lan: Only he's not a stranger, he's...
Kai-Lan and Hoho: The Monkey King!
Hoho: The Monkey King can do all sorts of things.
Kai-Lan: Yeah, like fly, do silly things and jumping really high.
Hoho: The Monkey King can save anybody.

[[Hoho...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 1, Episode 10
"The Great White Trophy"

[[The episode begins with Rintoo and Lulu in the living room.]]

Rintoo: salut guys, I have an announcement to make.
Hoho: What is it?
Rintoo: Well, as toi know, there's this competition to see who can make the best invention in China. First place gets this big trophy with a white crown on it. I'm telling you, this is gonna be an awesome contest.
Kai-Lan: Well, that's really good. What do toi think you're gonna invent?
Rintoo: Well, I haven't thought about it yet. But when it comes to me, it'll be the scoop of the century.
Tolee:...