Akatsuki fonds d’écran

"Retreat!"

"Watch out for the nine-tails!"

"Captain Yasashi!"

Shouts filled the air. Desperately trying to save the village, the numerous ninja of the hidden leaf of all ranks battled their mighty foe: the Nine-Tailed demon fox. The fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze, watched as his troops dwindled away before his eyes. His job was to protect the Village Hidden in the Leaves and all its inhabitants, even if it meant his own life. He had to do something fast.

He racked his brain for a way of stopping it. He could create powerful sealing jutsus, but the demon's spirit would need a host. Who could...

Reporter: Good afternoon Miss. Konan.
Konan: Afternoon.
Reporter: par the way we are so grateful that toi accepted our invitation for this interview.
Konan: Well, its my plesure.
Reporter: Alright then. So how does it feel to be the only female Akatsuki member?
Konan: Err. . . Its alright. But it has its ups and downs though.
Reporter: Ups and downs eh? How exactly?
Konan: Oh its pretty great on missions. Working together and all but afterwards, things get a little. . . Tireing.
Reporter: Tireing? Are toi saying that toi dont really get along?
Konan: Oh no. We get along fine. Its just that they have...

They had just converted the van into a mansion.They were at the Takaswami Campsite/Park.Itachi was pushing Diedara and Tobi in those baby swingy thingies."Yay!Higher,'Tachi,HIGHER!"Diedara screamed in delightfulness.He giggled.Just then,Diedara's mood changed."I WANT OUTTTTT!!!!!I WANT NEJI TO balançoire, swing MEEEEEE!!!!!" Diedara screamed and cried."Why are toi so grumpy all of a sudden?You were just having fun."Itachi said.Diedara cried and cried.Itachi took him out of the baby swing."PUT ME DOWNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"Diedara screamed and cried.Neji ran over to them."Do...

Gaara : salut salut put me down!

Itachi : Nooooo....Don't wanna.

*Kabuto's head come out of Gaara's gored*

Gaara : Mommy!

Kabuto : My ninja info cards ninja info cards...

Kakashi : Would toi shut up!

Kabuto : My ninja info cards.....

Kakashi : That's it I'm going Kabuto hunting.

*Kakashi pulled out a mallet*

Kakashi : Say good night!

*Kabuto's head went down*

Kakashi : Damn it!

Gaara : Damn it!

Kakashi : No no don't say that.

Gaara : Why?!Old man......

Itachi : Kakashi your fighting with a child.

Kakashi : He's an EVIL child!

Itachi : Quiet.

Sasuke : Itachis going to kill me....

Sakura : No he's not he's your brother....

Rin (リン) was a medical-nin who appears in the Kakashi Gaiden arc as a former teammate of Kakashi Hatake and a member of Team Minato.



Background
During the Third Great Shinobi World War, Team Minato is assigned to destroy the Kannabi Bridge. Rin is kidnapped during the course of the mission and her captors, Iwagakure ninja, use genjutsu on her to see if she knows anything about Konoha's war efforts. Kakashi and Obito stage a rescue effort, and though they succeed Obito is crushed in a cave-in. Before he dies he asks Rin to implant his Sharingan eye into Kakashi's damaged eye socket. After...