1. you're at the pool and try to walk on water.

2. toi attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when toi have a lot to do.

3. toi try to talk to toads

4. toi and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other

5. toi make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow feu will come out of your mouth

6. toi burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu

7. toi wish toi had the Sharingan to cheat on a test

8. you're determined to sample ramen

9. toi try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'

10. toi see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'

11. toi try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu

12. toi ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink

13. toi ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act emo and angsty

14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when toi get your master's degree.

15. toi try to use a feu element jutsu when there's no light

16. toi go hunt for Sasuke

17. toi threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it

18. toi run like a ninja

19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them

20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan

21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that toi get the sharingan

22..you try running up a tree

23...… toi say “Believe it!” ou “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!

24.. toi think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.

25… toi have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).

26… toi cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.

27. Your not Japanese and toi say “Itadakimasu” before toi eat

28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.

29. toi have Naruto games for video game systems toi don’t even have.

30. toi name your dog Akamaru ou Pakkun

31. toi tell people your dream is to be Hokage.

32. toi replace your backpack with a giant gourd.

33. toi feel like toi have the Sharingan after toi put in normal, everyday people contacts.

34. …And feel like toi turn off your Sharingan after toi take out the contacts.

35. toi paint the Nine-Tailed renard joint, joint d’étanchéité on your stomach and claim toi have a demon inside of you.

36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, toi think its Nine-Tailed Demon renard trying to get out.

37. toi wear a veste in the middle of the summer.

38. toi roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”

39. toi give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.

40. toi jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”



41. toi have to put on a headband before a major competition.

42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge toi all as equals.

43. toi do something stupid, toi claim toi were being controlled par the Shadow Possession Jutsu.

44. toi trade in your favori hat for a forehead protector.

45. toi dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).

46. toi get a tattoo of a cursed joint, joint d’étanchéité on your neck.

47. toi don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.

48. toi leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re glacière and smarter then before.

49. Any mention of Naruto makes toi scream, laugh, applaud, ou global, ensemble just become rather excited.

50. toi say Naruto quotes

51. toi daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, ou all of Akatsuki member.

52. toi try to make pairings between characters.

53. toi try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.

54. toi throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.

55. toi carry puppets with you.

56. toi call your group of Friends a “three man cell”.

57. “Art is a Bang”

58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, ou philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.

59. toi wear a gigantic black manteau with red clouds on it.

60. The only facts toi know about cells are the ones toi learned from Tsunade

61. toi have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.

62. toi imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.

63. toi buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, ou face.

64. toi always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

65. Your on a Naruto forum and it’s 4:00 AM.

66. toi spy on girls and call it research.

67. toi try to summon a frog in biology class.

68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.

69. toi carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.

70. toi claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japon on your vacation because all toi knew how to do was insult people.

71. toi refuse a rendez-vous amoureux, date because your saving yourself for Sakura ou Sasuke.

72. toi have a pet pig named Tonton.

73. toi draw symbols on a scroll and try to joint, joint d’étanchéité a whole in a mur with it.

74. toi stay up all night waiting for the release of the suivant manga chapter.

75. toi stay up all night waiting for the release of the suivant episode.

76. toi call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.

77. toi add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your Friends names and your not Japanese.

78. toi follow somebody accueil and when they ask toi why, toi tell them it’s part toi mission.

79. toi use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” ou “Did toi see my shadow clone pass par here earlier?”

80. toi dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.

81. toi start making hand signs.

82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”

83. toi try to sign a contract with blood.

84. toi hit people over the head if they say something stupid.

85. toi paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

86. toi keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

87. toi try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats,
and when toi can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.

88. toi try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.

89. toi drive around with Naruto musique blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.

90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”

91. toi take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no
Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”

92. toi actually get these jokes and pass them on to other Friends who are addicted to Naruto

93. …And also try to add to this liste as well

94. toi take your time lire all of this

95. toi try to kill your best friend because toi want a better sharingan.

96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.

97. toi yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)

98. toi start to throw plastic kunai around...

99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. ou manga chapter to ur parents ou a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)

100. toi break your hand par smashing it into a mur screaming: RASENGAN!