The Return of Queen Chrysalis #1 - Non-Brony Reviews

July 6, 1892. This was it. The strikers would start fighting everypony that got in their way. First, they were going to kill the Pinkerton's on the Monongahela River.

Jack: There they are. Shoot them! *Shoots Pinkerton ponies*
James: *shooting at Pinkerton ponies*
Pinkerton Ponies: *getting shot* AAH!!! *Falls into river*
Pinkerton Major: Return fire! *Shoots at strikers*
Jack: To the plant!! *Runs*
Strike Ponies: *Follow Jack*
Pinkerton Major: They gave up already.

But the strikers didn't give up yet. They were going to blow the launch whistle to alert the plant. This would get thousands of ponies...

1. Whenever toi see apples toi immediately think of Applejack.
2. Instead of saying "yes" toi say "Eeyup".
3. Whenever toi get mad at someone toi tell them one of three things.
A. I'm gonna tolerate and l’amour the SHIT outta you.
B. You're going to l’amour ME!!!
C. BANISHED to the moon!
4. Instead of saying "Oh my god!" toi say "Oh my Celestia!"
5. toi have MLP fan characters.
6. toi tell people to call toi par the name of one of the ponies.
7. Hear the word Pie and toi go "LIKE PINKIE PIE?!"
8. If toi see ANYTHING that says "20%" toi burst into laughter.
9. If toi see the word rainbow, toi immediately feel...