(Pilot)
WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.
Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.
Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.
The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they l’amour a guy with name Adolf and surname staring with H and ending with R. (Yes... Brownies are ment to be there)
Communistic Brony - Pretty much all.
The artistic talented - Oh boy everyone loves their drawing even if its bad!
The non-talended story creator wannabe - Pretty much fanficion.net and article section of fanpop. No harash feelings because I'm in it too.
The journalists - They will do great analyze about episode that no one will read.
Musicians - If toi want that your musique is poney only related and lose fans after getting plus into other musique (read : TheLivingTombstone) then good luck have fun.
Normies - They just watch the show.
Consumers - They read and watch and listi n to shit. God tank toi for them.
Knight - He will defend community name par feeding the trolls!
YouTuber - YTPs, Reactions and totally aléatoire shit that people make in their little basements untill they hit episode 100 and lose time because iQuit. (Get the reference yourself ya lazy)
And plus and more.
global, ensemble they are just bunch of stupid banter-telling people.
But really the community is filled with good people that are creative ou talented. And there are Canadians. And I realize toi can't make racist jokes about Canadians becaus they are not a race. Wait. We can MAKE EM one!
News!
I promise there will be news when this become a thing its only a pilot..
Really
I promise
What do toi think!
So I had this idea of bringing bac k to life user of the week/month. But it would be allotted into cattegories for example : Best FanFicion writer - best picture poster - most friendly person on wall/overall.
Would be cool and dank like memes.
So what toi guys think.
Short yes but there will be plus when shit gets viral but now its only a pilot
suivant episode : Ranting about OC's
WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.
Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.
Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.
The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they l’amour a guy with name Adolf and surname staring with H and ending with R. (Yes... Brownies are ment to be there)
Communistic Brony - Pretty much all.
The artistic talented - Oh boy everyone loves their drawing even if its bad!
The non-talended story creator wannabe - Pretty much fanficion.net and article section of fanpop. No harash feelings because I'm in it too.
The journalists - They will do great analyze about episode that no one will read.
Musicians - If toi want that your musique is poney only related and lose fans after getting plus into other musique (read : TheLivingTombstone) then good luck have fun.
Normies - They just watch the show.
Consumers - They read and watch and listi n to shit. God tank toi for them.
Knight - He will defend community name par feeding the trolls!
YouTuber - YTPs, Reactions and totally aléatoire shit that people make in their little basements untill they hit episode 100 and lose time because iQuit. (Get the reference yourself ya lazy)
And plus and more.
global, ensemble they are just bunch of stupid banter-telling people.
But really the community is filled with good people that are creative ou talented. And there are Canadians. And I realize toi can't make racist jokes about Canadians becaus they are not a race. Wait. We can MAKE EM one!
News!
I promise there will be news when this become a thing its only a pilot..
Really
I promise
What do toi think!
So I had this idea of bringing bac k to life user of the week/month. But it would be allotted into cattegories for example : Best FanFicion writer - best picture poster - most friendly person on wall/overall.
Would be cool and dank like memes.
So what toi guys think.
Short yes but there will be plus when shit gets viral but now its only a pilot
suivant episode : Ranting about OC's
MEANWHILE:
Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! toi didn't vote for me?!
Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.
Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!
Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help par mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! toi could have actually won this election if toi just listened to me. toi wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.
Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).
AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.
Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.
Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).
Sweetie Belle: What about now?
Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.
Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.
AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.
Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! toi didn't vote for me?!
Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.
Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!
Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help par mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! toi could have actually won this election if toi just listened to me. toi wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.
Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).
AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.
Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.
Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).
Sweetie Belle: What about now?
Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.
Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.
AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.