Rarity fond d’écran

Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutes later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another poney named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone.
John: You're...

Con woke up to find himself in a warehouse. He was tied to a chair, and Der cheif was with 15 of his goons.

Con: What do toi want?
Der Cheif: The money toi a volé, étole from me!
Con: It's not stealing if toi win the money.
Goon 5: *hits Con*
Der Cheif: Ok listen. We can't get the money out of your car, so toi gotta use your unicorn magic to fix the car, and get the money out for us.
Con: Sure.
Der Cheif: Bring the car in!
Goon 12: *backs tow truck up with Con's car behind it*
Der Cheif: Such a shame that we had to destroy a luxorious car. Then again, no one makes another person crash a Coltillac into a...

Dash made it up to me par making out with me, then we went to a Green foins, hay concert. Shredder just joined as the lead guitarist, and singer.

Rainbow Dash: This is the best band ever.
Sean: No kidding.
Green Hay: *playing instruments*
Shredder: Shut your mouth 'cause toi talk too much and I don't give a damn anyway
You always seem to be steppin in shit and all toi do is complain
Hitch a ride tell 'em all toi like. Small minds tend to think a like
Shut your mouth cause your talking too much and I don't give a fuck anyway
Let yourself go, let yourself go, let yourself go X4
Rainbow Dash: What'd I say?
Sean:...

"Well I think I am going to enjoy going to sleep" arc en ciel Dash says to Scootaloo. "Ha, yeah" the orange filly says to her sister. "And! .....if toi get out of lit I'll know!" The Cyan Pegasus a dit with a stern look on her face.

"Me?? ...no Dash, I won't" Scoots replied. As both of them went to sleep in seperate rooms, Scootaloo still had one eye open. As she listened to make sure her arc en ciel sis. Was asleep. She carefully pulled off the blankets and made an effort to be as quiet as possible.

The little Pegasus filly was walking down the hall silently passed her sister's bedroom. She came...

We got to the train, and saw some griffons wiith plus unicorns.

Vinyl Scratch: Where are toi taking us?
Griffon 3894: None of your business! Uh Gilda where are we taking them again?
Gilda: Across this bridge into San Francisco. Don't kill all of the ponies we need one unicorn to get back into Equestria.
Griffon 3894: Allright.
Griffon 3987: What about the bomb?
Gilda: Detonate it once toi get the train across the bridge.
Rainbow Dash: A bomb?
Sean: This can't be good. We have to prevent that train from crossing the bridge.
Twilight: How?
Sean: par derailing it.
Celestia: But what about our horns?...

"I can't believe it is Christmas Eve,YAY! I can't wait to decorate your house,Cotton Swirls!"said Azura Alor. "We can go decorate right now,let's go!"said Cotton Swirls. When they all arrive at a her house,they started taking out all of the Christmas decorations. "We should decorate tommorrow,you know. Because...it is Christmas tommorrow."says cidre fort, applejack as she looks around the room. "I do not think that is a very good idea,since Christmas Eve today."said Score Heights.

Meari Otenbasan saw a video game console so she ran to it as fast as she can. "Hey,Score Heights! I found some Video Games!"she...

Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging par who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles ou Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could toi help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...

"About time." Dash a dit very angry. "I wanted to make it look like they killed us." I explained, "but they'll probably find out were alive soon." As we drove to the apartment where Dash's Friends were the car ran out of gas. "I've got plus gas in the trunk." I a dit going to get the car refueled. When I started refueling the car, snow fell. "How did Robotnik get his army?" arc en ciel Dash asked. I knew she would ask me about Robotnik, but not about his army. I started telling her, "Robotnik came up with a bunch of badniks in his factory. Then there is his nephew, he doesn't do much, but he is smart....

The suivant morning, I woke up to see arc en ciel Dash smiling at me. "Hey," I say to arc en ciel dash. "Good morning," she replies, I guess she got over losing to me in a race, which i don't think would be a good idea to remind her. I leave arc en ciel Dash's house to go have breakfast then that's when i end up at Sweet pomme Acres. I notice Applebloom with her Friends Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. They seem impressed with the car i was in, thinking i built it myself. I get out of the car, and thats when they start asking me questions about the car. When did I build it? How did i build it? The answer is...

So, I think it's pretty clear what this is going to be about par lire the title, but I have to get it out. Have to tell toi guys.
So, when I first watched the montrer my life was great! I loved it anyway. But soon as I got less into it, my life started to get plain and dull. I got trapped into the hopelessness that toi feel when you're depressed. I wrote about how I felt, I thought about telling people, but I couldn't I was afraid everyone would see me as some freak.
I started becoming really quiet everywhere. I went to school and did my work. Not getting into anyone's business and not even bothering...

This is my first attempt so please ours with me. Please read, review, and enjoy.

GRIDLOCKED
BY THE YOUNG AND FREE DRAGON

I watched toi walk away
Hopeless, with nothing left to say
I strain my eyes
Hoping to see toi again

-My Curse par Killswitch Engage

CHAPTER ONE: MUSINGS ON A GEMSTONE

Spike gnawed at the gemstone that he had been sent as an anonymous present. He had been suspicious of the present when he received it but he was overjoyed to see a stone inside. With his sharp little teeth at work now, trying to break piece off. It taste extremely sweet but it was extremely hard. He had of course wondered...

Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of arc en ciel Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arc en ciel Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 5

Discord's Dream Machine

We begin at Discord's base of operations, where he rebuilt Celestia's old château in the everfree forest, for himself.

Screwball: I got something important to tell you.
Discord: Well spit it out! I can't wait all day.
Screwball: arc en ciel Dash has a friend making this...

Ahem.
Before toi say "Bats is an awesome episode," yes, I know it is. It's beautifully animated and has a decent plot, plus a really good song. I don't hate it, but there's a few little things. I also loved Fluttershy being a vampire/bat. But it's only how the Mane 6,minus Fluttershy, acted that pissed me off. And this is only for the first part of the episode. (I didn't really care after the song) Now, without further ado, let's hear my thoughts.

3. Twilight Sparkle. Seriously, "Princess" Twilight, you're being a total jerk. Why not settle the argument par just simply TALKING it out? Why not...

Meanwhile on some isolated island in Japan.

Japanese poney 87: This isrand is three mires away from Japan's nearest civirization.
Japanese poney 35: And we have rots of ponies in our mafia, that are wirring to kirr you. So terr us what we need to know.
Sean: *Tied up in chair* That all depends. What do toi want to know?
Japanese poney 35: We want to know arr about why toi have been pranning to attack Discord. Japa the Nese is very crose Friends with Discord, and he doesn't Arrow anyone to kirr them.
Sean: He has been threatining average ponies, like toi guys, with death, slavery, and violence....

I was riding the bike down the road. I was thinking about where I wanted to go, but...

Sean: *stops bike, and sees swiss alps* Switzerland. *checks gas tank*

I had enough gas, and I went as fast as I could on that bike.

On another bike...

Sigmund: *Arrives at trainstation*
Engineer: *Reading orders*
Sigmund: *Goes on platform*

* * *

Nazis: *Hanging around*
Sean: *Riding past*
Nazi: Hey. Holen Sie sich hier.
Sean: *Stops bike, then turns around*
Nazi: Was ist mit dem grauen Gesicht? Und Ihre Uniform sieht schrecklich aus.
Sean: *Kicks Nazi*
Nazi: Hey!
Sean: *Rides away*
Nazis: *Grab rifles, and shoot*
Sean:...