My Little poney fonds d’écran

Pinkie Pie: *is eating cupcakes, candy, and other sweets.
Rainbow Dash: man Pinkie Pie, toi sure do have a sweet tooth.
Pinkie Pie: of course i am, sweets is everything i'll eat!
*someone knocks on door*
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, we need to talk.
Pinkie Pie: *opens door* yeah Twilight?
Twilight: about your addiction to sweets. people have been complaining about a crazy sweets-loving poney has eaten everything in he bakery.
Pinkie: *acts like it wasn't her fault* that's terrible! who would do that?!
Twilight: you.
Pinkie: heh heh.
Twilight: i'm afraid we're going to put toi on a one jour dies from candy...

This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and arc en ciel Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash toi made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was donné this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours....

eYo! Just wanted to say something to toi MLP fans!

Hi, I'm Dudespie, and I just wanted to say a few words to all my fellow Bronies and Pegasisters. Thank toi for contributing to the fandom, and your hard work will NEVER be forgotten. Those haters, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM. They never gave the montrer a chance, and judged it probably on the Pilot episodes and previews. The one thing that matters is Y.O.U. toi are a fan of MLP, toi may not be proud, but that's O.K. Some people may think that boys and girls over the age of 13 watch a montrer meant for little girls is a tad bit weird, but who doesn't like...

It was another bright morning in San Franciscolt. A group of happy colts, and fillies were getting ready to go to school on the bus, when the bus driver stopped at the bus stop. Then that's when Scorpio arrived.

Bus driver: Come on in children.
Scorpio: And stallion! Ok, take me to a phone booth.
Bus Driver: I can't sir. I gotta take these kids to school
Scorpio: Either toi do as I say, ou I get my gun to have toi fired.
Bus Driver: Fuck. *drives*
Scorpio: salut kids, I'm going along with you. Who wants to sing a song? Old Mcdonald had a farm
kids: EIEIO.
Scorpio: And on his farm he had a duck....

Well, even though the main story is over, the interview is still gonna happen. Let's take a look at this informative (yet funny ou embarrassing) interview!

Celestia (as interviewer): So, Mark, toi seem to have become popular!

AJ: toi betcha! He's a lifesaver-and a real sweetheart!

Me: *blushing* Well, I....

Rainbow: (jumping in out of nowhere): Hiya! Can I rejoindre in?

Celestia: Sweet apples! Be my guest! So, how do toi feel about Pinkie Pie? I assume we know how toi feel about AJ.

Me: She's ok, she does make the best cupcakes! Hit me, Pinkie!

Pinkie: Okey dokey Loki!

Me: So good! I'd like to invite Rarity...

The last solstice

Chapter 1: New recruit

What the foins, hay am I even doing here? the thought passes through the stallion’s mind. He’s alone, in a large room. The sunrays shine through the gothique windows, bathing the sparkling marble floor in lightness, while the ceiling remains in the shadows, for it’s so up high. The royal blue stallion looks around the premise for the hundredth time. The atmosphere is formal but friendly. Four leather couches. A table, tableau in the middle. Fresh flowers. And deadly calmness. The thick walls of Canterlot château snuff out every noise coming from the outside. It’s...

Con had to follow, those two ponies that were chasing Whataspy in a different car, since they saw his Special.

Thumper: I think were being followed.
Bambi: No were not. Relax were almost there.
Con: These houses are nice.

The two soon went into their house, and Con teleported into it

Bambi: We have someone intruding!
Con: No I'm not, I just thought I could ask some questions.
Thumper: *hits Con*
Con: Catch me if toi can earth ponies *teleports to swimming pool*
Bambi: Where did he go?
Thumper: Who cares? We don't have to worry about him anymore.
Bambi: What if he's still inside?
Con: They have an...

The suivant jour in school, everypony started to stare at Cadence with a nasty look. Cadence turned red of embarresment. "So ya have the guts to cone to school after calling Chrysalis a bully!" a dit a colt. Cadence got mad. "She is a bully! She is always mean to me!" she shouted out. "Oh yeah? When?!" a dit another mare. "Ummmmm.." mumbled Cadence, trying to find a lie. "Liar!" a dit a poulain, colt as he walked away. Cadence ran to the Mares' bathroom crying, and she spotted Chrysalis in the bathroom too.

Chrysalis: Why are toi crying Cadence?
Cadence: YOU! *stands up* toi RUINED MY LIFE!
Chrysalis: *confused*...

Hello everypony! Today I will tell toi guys about things I have in common with the mane 6.

Applejack: I am honest at school. I really like helping people out. I am also not afraid to get dirty.

Pinkie Pie: I am a hyper person on the inside, but on the outside, I am very quiet. I never talk in class. I am funny when I am with my BFF.

Rarity: I l’amour to draw and design things. Whenever someone does something for me, I do something back. I also like to give and share.

Twilight Sparkle: I am very smart at school and I never got a 1 ou 2 in my rapporter card. I l’amour to read. I have the most book points...

Is normal jour In equestria. Pegasus clearing sky to great day. Twilight and pinki pie eating cake in Sugar cube corner but at the same time the sky darkened. Its not a clounds. The sun turns red and the earth plunged into darkness. Then unknow alicorn wstand up from darkness.
Alicorn - hahaha... its started...
Twilight - Who are toi and what started!
Alicorn - oh... listin everypony I am King of Shadow Ponies
Twilight - Shadow Ponies?
King of Shadow Ponies - yes toi stupid Pony!
Twilight - Oh! I read about Shadow Ponies in my book! Oh no...
Pinki Pie - Whats wrong Twilight
Twilight - Oh no no no no...

One par one I would see a pegasus fall down in the sky, and every once in a while I saw a griffin fall. "The griffins are winning!" I thought to myself. I flew over to RainbowDash to help her fighting a whole lot of griffins.
"RainbowDash, um, hello?" I called over as I flew towards her.
"What?" Rainbowdash said. Her attention drew away from fighting to where I was flying. A griffin clawed at her face leaving a big scratch. "How stupid of my self!" I thought. I dashed over to help fight.
"Listen, this isn't really a good time to talk, can't toi see I'm in the middle of something?" She said...

This macro toi see here is most likely one of, if not THE first image macro(s) in the brony fandom. It spawned a catch phrase that many bronies stand ou live by. l’amour and Tolerance is something that many believe holds our fandom together, and I'm pretty sure most believe the montrer we l’amour so much upholds that belief.


My belief, however, is that the term "Love and Tolerance" is getting a bit... overused.


Here's my first point of reasoning: I don't remember a single instance where the montrer mentions "Tolerance," ou tells us to practice it. Love, yes, but not tolerance.
Think about it. Every...

As arc en ciel Dash and Larxerene battled The collier she was wearing started to glow and turn to the Element of Loyalty collier she worn to defeat Nightmare Moon and Discord. So when it flashed on to arc en ciel Dash's neck with out arc en ciel knowing she shot out a giant arc en ciel purple beam at Larxereene and she was defeated.

"Huh what just happened my element is here, wait how?" a dit arc en ciel Dash,"You got so lucky here the stinken card," screamed Larxereene and summoned the corridor of Darkness and got out of room."So we better get moving before she comes back," a dit Twilight,"Yeah come on y'all lets...

toi wanna know one of my biggest pet peeves on bronies? Bronies who are judgmental.

Bronies who are so judgmental annoy me so much! Want proof that bronies can be judgmental? Remember when Alicorn Twilight was first introduced?

Yeah. Bronies begin to flip their shit. "OMG! TWILIGHT CANNOT BE AN ALICORN!!! IT'S THE END OF BRONIES!!!"

This has happened plus than once. Here is a liste of these so-called "End of the bronies" events: Cadance being introduced, Derpy being censored, Discord being refined, Alicorn Twilight, and Equestria Girls.

And now, it's happening with EQG 2: arc en ciel Rocks. I can...

Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and par the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.

Con: *Stops car suivant to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help toi with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?

Ten minutes later

Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did toi give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted toi at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*...

i am a nopony..someone who is invisible to the public...like i never existed...why was i even born,i mean there's no use for somepony like me...its hopeless...i will forever be alone,i felt as though i was only created to experience pain,i almost committed suicide,but if it wasnt for my family's love,i would be dead right now,but still in this wretched place...i was practically dead anyway so whats the use?
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"(ugh...the school year,again)" i grit my teeth as my mom and i circled through the markets to buy new school supplies,going through stall to stall with busy ponies roaming around...in...

In another part of Brazil, the Militia was getting ready for Mr. Black's plan.

Hola: *Walks in* All the money is in your car sir.
Mr. Black: Great. Now, we must get to Casino Royale in Paris, but first I have a plan for you.
Hola: What?
Mr. Black: We need plus money, so get us some in Maredagascar. Place some bets on the ponies that are having animaux fighting.
Hola: How do I know which one to choose?
Mr. Black: You'll know for sure. And, if toi lose, steal the money. Once toi get it, meet Der Cheif at the train yard. Our train will leave for Paris in five days.
Hola: Affirmative.

Two, and a half...