My Little Poney Kiss, Hug, and Slap game!

Mylittlecute12 posted on Oct 30, 2016 at 01:10PM
Anybody wanna join?

The first three characters are:

Starlight Glimmer
Trixie
and Sunset Shimmer

You must choose one to slap, one to kiss, and one to hug.

Have fun!

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il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
Give hugs to all three of them. Nobody gets slapped!

Apple Bloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
il y a plus d’un an triq267 said…
C'mon mario, that's not in the spirit of the game. Just because I don't WANT to slap any of the CMCs, I'm still gonna choose because that's the game.

Also want to say I'm glad this game is back. It was real fun in the past.

As for the choices:
Kiss Apple Bloom. Obviously.
Hug Scootaloo. She's been through enough.
Slap Sweetie Belle. I love Sweetie, but not as much as the other two. Sorry.

For the next person:
Fluttershy
Marble Pie
Coco Pommel
il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
Alright. I'll play fairly.

Kiss: Fluttershy
Hug: Marble Pie
Light and regrettable slap: Coco Pommel

Pinkie Pie
Rainbow Dash
Spoiled Rich
il y a plus d’un an triq267 said…
Thanks for playing mario. Hope more people come in here soon.

As for the horses:
Kiss - Spoiled Rich, Best Pone
Hug - Dashie, because d'aww
Slap - Ponka. Sorry Pinkie, but I haven't forgotten Party Pooped yet.

Next up:
Suri Polomare
Zesty Gourmand
Upper Crust
il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
This is tough. But here I go:

Kiss: Suri Polomare
Hug: Upper Crust (hopefully Jet Set won't mind)
Slap: Zesty Gourmand, but with better food criticism.

Here are the next 3:

Starlight Glimmer
Sunset Shimmer (aka best pony)
Trixie
Canada24 commented…
It's weird that I would Kiss Starlight ou Trixie.. Either way, the other is getting a hug il y a plus d’un an
il y a plus d’un an triq267 said…
Normally I'd discourage just going back-and-forth like this, but nobody else seems to be joining in, so I'll go again I guess.

Kiss: Sunset (Best Horsewoman)
Hug: Starlight Glimglam
Slap: Trixie. For taking my frickin' peanut butter crackers.

For the next person:
Vapor Trail
Gabriella the Griffon
Saffron Masala
il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
Oh, no! This one's even harder! I wish I didn't have to slap any one of them, but, oh well.

Kiss: Saffron Masala
Hug: Gabby
Slap, but lightly and regretably, hoping I don't get in trouble: Vapor Trail

Here's the next three:

Gilda
Chrysalis
Thorax
il y a plus d’un an triq267 said…
This ended up being tougher than I was anticipating.

Kiss: Chryssi (Best bug-horse)
Hug: Gilda
Slap: Thorax (for ruining what was a cool bug-horse design.

Next up:
Cheerilee
Dragon Lord Ember
Angel Wings
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Hello
il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
Shit. This is so difficult!

Kiss: Angel Wings
Hug: Ember
Slap, but softly: Cheerilee

I was a deer in the headlights for this one. Now this one's for Canada:

Cloudy Quartz
Twilight Velvet
Mrs. Shy
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
(Sorry for the delay, forgot about this forum)..

Hmm.. I don't know those guys. But..

Kiss: Twilight Velvet (but probably on the cheek).
Hug: Mrs. Shy (if it means Fluttershy.. Cause I many not like her, but she looks soft).
Slap: Cloudy Quartz (how hard depends on who)

This is for anyone..

Lily Valley
Daisy
Carrot Top
il y a plus d’un an triq267 said…
Just an fyi for you, Canada, Twilight Velvet is Twi's mom, Mrs. Shy is Flutters' mom, and Cloudy Quartz is Pinkie's mom. Just for future reference.

Dang this one is... actually much tougher than I was expecting, mostly just because these are three ponies who I have very neutral feelings towards. Like, I like them well enough, but none of them like especially so or anything like that. Oh well, I guess

Kiss: Lily Valley (really mostly just because I like her design a lot)
Hug: Carrot Top (*insert "Beyond Her Garden" reference here*)
Slap: Daisy (that mare needs to get a hold of herself and calm down)

>TIME FOR YOUR CULTURAL LITERACY QUIZ, CHILDREN
>THIS IS FOR ANYONE
>HERE ARE YOUR CHOICES

Brownie Bun - link
Fausticorn - link
Fluffle Puff - link
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il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Ohh.. Okay,,
might kiss Carrot myself..

I'm not sure what too say.. I don't know most of these extras
il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
You have got to be kidding me. This one is difficult!

But here is my group of decisions:

Kiss: Fluffle Puff, only when Chrysalis is not watching.
Hug: Brownie Bun.
Slap, but lightly: the Fausticorn.

Now that that is out of the way, here's the next three:

Limestone Pie
Marble Pie
Maud Pie
il y a plus d’un an triq267 said…
Ooh. That's rough. Dang. Uhh...

Kiss: Marble Pie
Hug: Limestone Pie
Slap: Maud Pie

My reasons are my own, and in this instance, unlike usual, shall not be disclosed. But seriously this was really difficult.

Next up:

Diamond Tiara
Silver Spoon
Snails
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
KISS: Diamond Tiera now that's she's nice and really cute.
HUG: Snails, why not
SLAP: Silver Spoon, still a douche

The other two were hard choices, Tiara is the only one I like.. The NICE version..

My turn

Hmm.. Who too pick.. How about

Luna
Celesta
Cadence
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il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
This seems easy.

Kiss: Luna, aka best princess.
Hug: Cadance, because she's married and has child.
Playfully slap: Celestia.

Spitfire
Fleetfoot
Angel Wings
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Kiss: Spitfire (as a friend, on the cheek)
Hug: Fleetfoot (she's cool)
Slap: Angel Wings (probably lightly)

Discord
Chrysalis
Throax
il y a plus d’un an triq267 said…
EZ PZ

Kiss: Chryssi (mai bug waifu, those dreams about you may finally come true)
Hug: Disco
Slap: Thorax (for being a hideous neon deer thing)

Next up (the softest of softballs):
Lightning Dust
Rarity
Flash Sentry
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Kiss: Lightening
Hug: Rare (she's so cute)
Slap: Flash (happily)
il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
Who are you going to put up?
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
I'm not sure
il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
Try some Griffins then.
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
I stopped watching nearly a month ago.. I just do fan pages like this
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
But I might have some..

Glaze WoodenToaster
Vinyl Scetch (DG-Pon9 or whatever that dumb name they gave her is)
Octavia
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il y a plus d’un an triq267 said…
>yoyo dawg gonna interrupt before I answer just to point out that the fandom gave her the name DJ P0n3, not Hasbro. Like, 5 years ago or something. And then Hasbro was cool and decided, "hey, here's a name the fandom came up with that we kinda like, let's use it as a shout-out to them," and they did.

>that's why they call me "Loremaster General"

ANYWAYS

Kiss: Octy
Hug: DJ 3P0nes (shoutout to wacarb)
Slap: Wooden Toaster(because Prototype came out a year ago and Glaze needs to make more music)

Next up (Downy soft):
Twilight Sparkle
Snips
Angel Bunny
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
I still don't like the name anyway

Kiss: Twiliy
Hug: Angel (bunnies are still cute)
Slap: Snips

Next
AppleJack
Fluttershy
Cheerliee
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il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
Kiss: Fluttershy (NOT Fluttershee!)
Hug: Cheerilee
Lightly slap: Applejack

And now, the Griffins:

Greta
Gilda
Gabby (aka best griffin)
triq267 commented…
haha, took me a little but i just got the Vannamelon reference il y a plus d’un an
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
I'll hug Gilda, but don't know the others
il y a plus d’un an triq267 said…
Oof, not the easiest

Kiss: Gilda
Hug: Gabby
Slap: Greta

oh. easier than I thought. oh well.

Next up:
Spike
Prince Blueblood
Princess Celestia
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Kiss: Celestia cause she's the only girl.. Plus she's really nice.
Hug: Spike
Slap: Blueblood

Spoiled Rich
Derpy
ButtonMash
il y a plus d’un an triq267 said…
EZ PZ

Kiss: Spoiled Rich (best pone)
Hug: Derpy
Slap: Button

Next up:
Sci Twi (EqG Twilight)
Lord Tirek
King Sombra
il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
Spoiled Rich is best pony? BAH!

Kiss: King Sombra, but on his hand/hoof in respect of royalty.
Hug: Sci-Twi. She's cute.
Kill by slapping: Tirek. That's what he gets for almost destroying Equestria.

And now, the MILFs:

Mrs. Cup Cake
Twilight Velvet
Button's mom
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Hug: Cup cake
Kiss: Button's mom (on the cheek)
Slap: Twilight Velvet (lightly)

Spike
Scootaloo
Dinky
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il y a plus d’un an triq267 said…
link

Kiss: Scoots
Hug: Dinky
Slap: Spike (for Spike at Your Service or Princess Spike, take your pick)

Next up:
Svengallop
Shining Armor
Coloratura
il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
Simple, really.

Kiss: Rara
Hug: Shining Armor
Punch: Svengallop, the greedy bastard.

And now, the CMC:

Apple Bloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Kiss: Scootaloo (best pony ever)
Hug: Sweetie Belle
Slap: AppleBloom (playfully)

ButtonMash
Sunburst
Cloud Kicker
il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
Kiss: Cloud Kicker
Hug: Button Mash
Slap moderately: Suburst

More MILFs! Here they are:

Cookie Crumbles (Rarity's mom)
Spoiled Rich
Derpy Hooves (Because Dinky is her daughter)
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Kiss: Derpy
Hug: Cookie
Slap: Rich

Fleetfoot
Lyra
Rose
il y a plus d’un an triq267 said…
OOH. This is actually really tough, but I think I found a loophole.

Kiss: Fleetfoot
Hug: Roseluck (I'm assuming that's who you were referring to)
Slap: Lyra (I love Lyra so much, but I love Fleetfoot too, and Roseluck is pretty great, so I figure Lyra gets the HANDS option)

Next:
Soarin
Iron Will
Babs Seed
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
I guess Babs is the only girl so kiss her
Hug Iron
Slap soarin

All I could think of is..

Spitefire
Starlight
Derpy
il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
Kiss: Derpy
Hug: Glimglam
Slap: Spitfire (For occasionally being mean to Rainbow Dash. She might kill me, though.)

Limestone Pie
Marble Pie (DON'T SLAP!!!)
Maud Pie
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Who's glimglam?

Kiss: Limestone (even though she'll slap me)
Hug: Marble
Slap: Maud (so some emotion XD)
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il y a plus d’un an triq267 said…
Glimglam, a.k.a. Stepladder Glipglop, a.k.a. Starlight Glimmer

*awaits next three horses to be lined up for kisses, hugs, and slaps*
il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
Guess I'll put up three little horses:

Angel Wings
Fluttershy
Marble Pie (aka best Pie sister)

Sound tough?
il y a plus d’un an triq267 said…
Ooh dang.

Kiss: Fluttershy
Hug: Marble Pie
Slap: Angel Wings (i feel bad slapping the Make-a-Wish pony, but come on, I love Flutters and Marble too much)

>ALRIGHT, TIME FOR YOUR CULTURAL LITERACY QUIZ, PART TWO.
>LISTEN UP.

Littlepip - link
Nyx - link
Snowdrop - link

>HAVE FUN.
il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
FFS! I don't even check out Fallout: Equestria. And I'm no fillylover, but here we go:

Kiss: Snowdrop, but on her forehead.
Hug: Nyx.
Slap: Littlepip (Sorry, girl.)

There! Was it hard enough?! Take this:

Queen Chrysalis
Spoiled Rich
Nightmare Moon

Tough enough for you?
il y a plus d’un an triq267 said…
oh snap actually very difficult.

Kiss: Chryssi (best bughorse)
Hug: Spoiled Rich (best pone)
Slap: Nightmare Moon

That was not easy.

Anyways, next up:

Prince Rutherford
Flurry Heart
Princess Amore (from the IDW comics, the original Crystal Princess)
il y a plus d’un an mariofan14 said…
Might as well do this. I don't follow the comics, and I don't really know anything about Rutherford. And I'm still no filly lover.

Kiss: Flurry Heart, but on her forehead.
Hug: Amore.
Lightly slap: Rutherford.

Let's do the Flower Trio:

Lily
Daisy
Roseluck
il y a plus d’un an Canada24 said…
Kiss: Lily (I would actually ask her out, as a pony, her or Carrot Top, or Minuette).
Hug: Daisy (such a cutie)
Slap: Roseluck (i just call her Rose.. Still, it'll be a playful one).

(for girls).
Carrot cake
Discord
Shining Armor