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The critters are still there. Trixie paces anxiously.

Porcupiney [feeling a kick]: Oooo.

Beary: toi all right, Lady Porcupiney?

Porcupiney: Oh yes, just felt a little kick is all.

Beavery: Well, it's been much too long now. Uh I'm afraid our helpful friend Stanny must be very dead.

Fox: Yep, the mountain lion probably swallowed him whole.

Trixie (sarcastically): Way to comfort me.

Rabbity: I guess that means our Savior is gonna be made into Savior stew.

Trixie: Guess that means I gotta kill toi (prepares horn)

Critters: Awwww.

Trixie: Shut up!

Chickadee-y: [flitting straight up into the air] Wait a minute,...
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 Saten Twist
Saten Twist
EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I a dit no magic. toi were supposed to do it par hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if toi hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make plus sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess...
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Ok, yet another article that may ou may not go into the recycle bin titled "may finish later," in which I shamelessly rip off the probable 15 minutes of hard work another fan put into their "episodic" series. Sorry, plazma, but this one's mine.

Pardon any mistakes ou errors I make, because I have done zero research in the spirit of what literally anyone else on this site would do ou not do.

I'm not sure on the demographic of this, but i've seen some divisive hate in the direction of newly-redeemed villain Starlight Glimmer. While I can't say I don't sympathize with the points and reasoning of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 13 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Turning on the teleporter*
Applejack: *Getting the core linked to the pad*
Twilight: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box, hoping to find something to replace the Stakeout*

A C275 appeared

Twilight: *Replaces the Stakeout with the C275* This is unacceptabre.
Applejack: *Runs past them, getting into the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees a horde of zombies coming towards her* The mystery box can wait. *Runs to the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie Pie: *Puts the film reel she acquired earlier into the projector,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette tape* Entry 749020, I have just joined three ponies in a new group formed par Celestia. This group is called 935. I do not trust the other members in my group, so I will brain wash them, and go into a teleporter I built personally. Celestia has an important job to complete in a place called Kino Der Toten, an abandoned movie theater, but she does not want us getting involved. We will use the teleporter to go to Kino Der Toten, and complete the job for Celestia, whether she wants us to, ou not.

My Little Pony: Zombies...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Captain Sean Jefferson
Captain Sean Jefferson
Tim returned to the station with the poney he arrested. Ten minutes later, Tim was in the briefing room. The yellow unicorn in the front of the room was his captain, Sean Jefferson.

Captain Jefferson: Thanks to Tim, we got one of the rue racers already. His group is called the Low Riders, they race mostly muscle cars on the Round Freeway. They were at Green Drive so they could modify their cars whenever they weren't racing. toi see, they were hanging out par the auto boutique suivant to the highway bridge. If toi spot anymore of them, call for backup. That's it, back to work.
GTPD Ponies: *Getting...
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So a lot ou all of toi recall my theories on starlight glimmer and the CMC

This has almost nothing to do with that.

...

Except it totally does.

In the 100th episode (BTWspoilersaheaddon'tsayIdidn'twarnya)


Lyra and BonBon come to a realization. BonBon is actually a secret agent hiding out in ponyville, and her actual name is "Sweetie Drops."

She a dit that she had to go "deep undercover."

How deep? (inb4 that'swhatshesaid)


In today's conspiracy theory, I propose that the "secret agency" that BonBon was once a part of was a network of spies that was able to change their names, appearances, and even talents...
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Hello! It's me, Blondlionezel! Today, I'm going to talk about the haut, retour au début 10 films I loved as a young kid. The films don't have to be good, but I have to had like them as a young kid. Now, without further ado, here is my haut, retour au début 10 films I Loved as a Young Kid!

But first, some honorable mentions!

* Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack (Modern Rating: 9.1/10)
* Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Movie (Modern Rating: 6/10)
* Zilla (Modern Rating: 1/10)
* Scooby Doo and the Cyber-Chase (Modern Rating: 7.5/10)
* Osmosis Jones (Modern Rating 5/10)

#10: requin Boy and Lava Girl (Modern...
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"y'know, scootaloo has 7 scootering mentions, that makes [the mentions for the CMC's possible cutie marks] 7-5-3. That's a pattern"
-Triq

...yes. It is.

7x5x3 is 105

the first non-decimal number containing 3 digits that includes the number 5

5
episode 5 this season: tanks for the memories
included the 5 stages of grief

tanks for the memories was a fall out boy reference

"fall" "out" "boy"

that band name Is specifically meant to be 3 words

3(yes I know I could have ended it here but hush there's more)

episode 5 this season was between the only 2 cutie mark crusaders episodes this season

and episode 7 was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arc en ciel as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Otis was on the last hole with Olson, and Caddy.

Otis: Thanks for playing with me toi guys. Chip called in, and a dit he was sick.
Olson: Hey, no problem Otis.
Caddy: We had a good time.
Otis: Well this ain't over yet. Are toi still enjoying it?
Caddy: Yeah.
Otis: Then watch me sink that ball into the hole. *Puts the ball, and it goes in* It's a shame Chip can't be here. I wonder how he's feeling.
Chip: *Feeling fine as he plays Mafia 2...
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Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are toi sure toi want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want toi in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe toi should whip me HARDER.
Trixie:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 titre Screen :D
Title Screen :D
Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a poulain, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down rue passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, Christmas was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing Christmas musique with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arc en ciel as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her bureau in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that toi enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Title Screen
Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know toi spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good at...
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posted by Canada24
AppleBloom: This town is full of ponies who have their cutie marks. Why don't we ask them how they did it?
Sweetie Belle: That's a great ''safe'' idea.
Scootaloo: Yeah. And we can start wit-
Saten Twist: *suddenly pops out* Me! Me! Start with me!
Scootaloo: *sighs* Okay. Fine.. How did toi get your cutie mark?
Sweetie Belle: Ohh. This might be interesting actually *cutely sits down to lesson*
Saten Twist: Well.. It's part of why Derpy and I had to déplacer from fillydelphia.


Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Filly Saten Twist: salut Derp. Quite...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hello. I wrote this article for people on this club that like écriture fanfictions, but have the feeling that they don't do good. This article should help toi out, and it might also encourage others to start écriture fanfictions, if they haven't done so.

Again, this is for people on this club that feel like they want to do better, ou just don't like reading/writing fanfictions in general. If toi think you're good at writing, ou do like reading/writing in general, give me some feedback.

There are many important things to have in a fanfiction.

1. A setting.

This is very important. If toi don't...
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Well, here we go. My first NSFW article ever. Please don't feel horrified at what toi are about to see here because if I get any negativity, I will not be happy.

Well, let me start on the sûr, sans danger side. There's a lot of things that have signature colts and fillies such as Scootaloo, Pipsqueak, Diamond Tiara, and maybe some age repressed ponies as well. In those things, there's a range of items such as shipping, silliness, seriousness, and maybe some normality. Yes, we like silliness the most, especially when the colt/filly is with an adult pony, but on some occasions, the adult could be shipped...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Seanthehedgehog Presents

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny jour when a poney with a sniper fusil, carabine was looking at a mare swimming. The poney with the fusil, carabine was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the haut, retour au début of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an heure later, a poney was walking. This poney was known as Harry...
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Okay. So my last liste was
Cheerliee's Gardan
Sweet pomme Massicure part 2
Spike's Spike
Muffins
Film and Flam Lost Episode
Raritys dress
Trixies funhouse..

And now..
I have more..


1# Filly Fooling:
Guess what.. Another porn story.
The main six 'try stuff'.
I mean, who thinks of this shit.
Though.. I guess I shouldn't be serprised, it's the same "coopercrisp" who wrote The rose Temptation.
But. It's worse thn Lilly's opposite side.
That Alpha and Omega story I read, back when I wrote for there.
Wish I could say its the WORST alpha and omega sex story I ever read.
How do toi think I even stumbled abarn sex...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: I apologize for not being on for a long time. Seems like everyone else has been very busy with posting their fanfictions while I was away, so here are the liens to the other parts of this episode

Part 1: link

Part 2: link

Okay, now that that's done, we can continue.

After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train par himself.

Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm...
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