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posted by mariofan14
It-a was a primitive time in the beautiful town of-a Ponyville. Everypony was having a great time, hangin' out, doing-a stuff, toi know, the usual. It-a was all about to-a change... that is, for the greater good for ponykind.

Fluttershy was-a chillin' with her animal homies out in-a the field, when a peculiar shadow was cast upon her. She thought it-a was her imagination, but when she-a looked up, it wasn't, because standing up in front of her was Gilda! Shy was-a very scared because she-a just remembered what-a happened at first sight. She-a thought it-a was-a gonna happen again!!!

Thankfully, what she-a thought didn't happen. Instead, Gilda, approaching Fluttershy calmly, bent down and-a gave her a big hug. "I'm so sorry," she said. "After all this time, I should have been a better griffon than what I was before." She-a then flew off. Concerned, Fluttershy decided to-a follow Gilda to see if she-a would do-a the same thing to-a the other ponyfolk she-a harmed.

To be-a continued...
posted by StarWarsFan7
Dear bronies and pegasisters, Hasbro is//was trying to change Derpy Hooves' name to Ditzy Doo. Reason being because people think Derpy's name is offensive and is being counted as an insult to "retards".

People of the brony community ou just My Little poney Friendship is Magic viewers in general are thinking that "Derpy" is slur against mentally disabled people. But that's not true, Derpy has no problems.

This sprouted when Derpy spoke in The Last Roundup. She sounded like she was "mentally retarded" and her eyes were supposed to back up the information that followed.

What do toi think?

Should this pony's name be Derpy Hooves ou Ditzy Doo?
posted by clancker1223
toi wanna know one of my biggest pet peeves on bronies? Bronies who are judgmental.

Bronies who are so judgmental annoy me so much! Want proof that bronies can be judgmental? Remember when Alicorn Twilight was first introduced?

Yeah. Bronies begin to flip their shit. "OMG! TWILIGHT CANNOT BE AN ALICORN!!! IT'S THE END OF BRONIES!!!"

This has happened plus than once. Here is a liste of these so-called "End of the bronies" events: Cadance being introduced, Derpy being censored, Discord being refined, Alicorn Twilight, and Equestria Girls.

And now, it's happening with EQG 2: arc en ciel Rocks. I can...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After he finished putting stitches on the poney that hurt himself, Jeff found another problem.

Jeff: What kind of blood do toi have?
Hurt Pony: O type.
Jeff: Oh jeez. Does anypony here have an O blood type?

Everypony shook their head no.

Stylo: Hold up, let me check something.
Hawkeye: Go right ahead.
Stylo: *Goes into Pete's office*
Percy: What's he doing? He's not aloud in there.
Hawkeye: That is the office of the poney in charge, and I gave him permission to be in there.
Stylo: *Returns with Orion's file* He's the only poney that could help us out.
Hawkeye: *Reading file* O blood type. Alright,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon: *Stops at drugstore*

Upon arrival, a few ponies in the store start to stare at them.

Case Cracker: What are they staring at us for?
Gordon: How should I know?
Ponies in store: *Grab guns, and start shooting*
Gordon: *Creates shield*
Manehattan poney 52: They're unicorns! Shoot there horns off.
Case Cracker: Well that escalated quickly. *whips out two Beretta 92s'*
Gordon: *Grabs shotgun* I'm going in there. Cover me *runs to door*
Case Cracker: *shoots towards ponies, drawing their fire, killing two*
Gordon: *Knocks door down*
Manehattan ponies: *Shooting at Gordon*
Gordon: *Dodges bullets,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
suivant morning at Gordon's house, his phone rang

Gordon: *Wakes up* Hello?
Jim: They could be here any minute. Go find Case Cracker, and meet me at the pizzeria.
Gordon: Ok, I'll go get him.

But there was no need for that.

Gordon: *Goes to pizzeria* Case. I was supposed to pick toi up at your house. ou at least, Jim told me to do that.
Case Cracker: I just so happened to be near here. I was doing...things in town.
Gordon: What things?
Case Cracker: Is it really important? Let's go in *Enters pizzeria*
Gordon: *Follows inside*
Jim: Ah good. You're here. Now we just need to stop Anthony's Mafia from...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are toi talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll déplacer his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit toi could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little poney version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to chercher for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars toi could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
SeanTheHedgehog and Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told toi that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: salut Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case biscuit salé, craquelin with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, haut, retour au début Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines haut, retour au début Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
The Cutie Mark Crusaders were grown up and things had happened. They got their cutie marks. pomme Bloom started helping cidre fort, applejack buck apples. Scootaloo tried out to be a Wonderbolt. And for Sweetie Belle, well... You'll just have to listen and find out.

It was a nice warm and sunny jour in Ponyville, and everypony was doing everything they needed yo do. Study, buck apples, throw parties, take care of animals, fly, design. Eat muffins, etcetera. But for Princess Celestia! She had work to do! Celestia a volé, étole Sweetie Belle from helping Rarity with her designs. "Sweetie Belle." a dit Princess Celestia....
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So. I felt I should make one, final thing before I finally leave this site for good. I just wanted to say that this fan-spot changed my life all those an il y a (2012 MLP:FiM fan-spot was best fan-spot). We went through ups, we went through downs. We fought off trolls, we made great friends. Any of those who remember key events in the formation of this spot, everything from FotM to Fawny to JimmyRustle to the first (and only) Fanatic, toi may get what I mean. I made some of my best Friends on this site, and while we may not all keep in touch as well now as we did then, the friendships I made...
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posted by alinah_09
after that encounter then proceeded to go to their suivant class

"Who was that stallion?" Moonshine a dit asking her twin sister

"How should i know?" Moonlight a dit whispering "and besides were in class.."

"so this is what happens when toi damage your horn: the hurt goes straight to your head aches really strong head aches...." the Magic instructor Brain Strom a dit pointing to the illustration on the chalkboard
in the Academy Clinic rests some pegasi

"!" Winter a dit as he looked at his wings that were bandaged

"yep,most of the pegasi winded up here..hehe..even me" Flame...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to Cheyenne, they were heading towards the train yard.

Hawkeye: *stops*
Coffee Creme: Ok, we're hear. Now what?
Hawkeye: Now we uncouple the locomotives, and put them in the servicing facility. Meanwhile, three engines will get behind the train, and push it down the hump.
Coffee Creme: How do toi hump a train?
Hawkeye: toi don't. It goes down a colline which is called the hump, because it goes uphill, and shortly after that it goes downhill.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Sort of. The cars in the train get uncoupled, and they go to different parts in the yard....
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posted by windwakerguy43
“For sale. Deerstalker. Never worn”.

At that moment, Wind released he needed to go buy a new computer, because he broke his old one

What’s Your Take articles 201-300 Coming Soon…. I think
Well, everyone, we finally reached the 200th article. Can toi believe it. Over 199 articles and one whole an later, and we have done so much to do with this series. So, what can I do for toi guys to celebrate this 200th article and one an anniversary? Simple. I will review a movie. Yeah, crazy isn’t it. I have NEVER reviewed a movie before in this series, but, for toi guys, I am going to make the first movie review for toi guys. So, what film am I going to review for toi guys? Well, how about Where the Dead Go to Die… Oooohh…. shit. So, before I review this movie, I need to tell you...
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Jordy_Dash: Okay, SeantheHedgehog. Now, remember that, when I give toi the signal-
SeantheHedgehog: Yeah, yeah. I know what to do. I’m still surprised you’re actually going along with this
Jordy_Dash: Trust me. It’s the only way to get W off my back
SeantheHedgehog: If toi say so
W: Okay, Onyx. I have asked you, persuaded you, threatened you, almost beat toi with the very chair I’m sitting in, and now I have your bound and gagged, NOT IN THAT WAY, and yet toi still refuse to tell me anything about Killer
Onyx050569: But, I really don’t know anything about Killer.
W: And yet,...
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Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask toi something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My Friends Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and araign? e, araignée Man, but now I don’t have one. Can toi find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted out of her apartment, carrying her suitcase, with her pet, Quack at her side. She took one last long look at the rue outside her apartment. Even though the sun was just beginning to rise, the busy Manehattan rue was already bustling with ponies on their way to work, and taxies. she took one last longing look at her bracelet her friend made her, and with Quack at her side, spread her wings and took off to the skies. Good-bye Manehattan, hello Ponyville.