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posted by StarWarsFan7
Dear bronies and pegasisters, Hasbro is//was trying to change Derpy Hooves' name to Ditzy Doo. Reason being because people think Derpy's name is offensive and is being counted as an insult to "retards".

People of the brony community ou just My Little poney Friendship is Magic viewers in general are thinking that "Derpy" is slur against mentally disabled people. But that's not true, Derpy has no problems.

This sprouted when Derpy spoke in The Last Roundup. She sounded like she was "mentally retarded" and her eyes were supposed to back up the information that followed.

What do toi think?

Should this pony's name be Derpy Hooves ou Ditzy Doo?
posted by SomeoneButNoone
time : 00:00
Dan - hmmm
location : Dan planing room
Jade - maybay...
Dan - nah...
Nikolai - every way come to GoldenHorn...
Dan - toi right...
Nikolai - from raport I get it say he arive to Zebras Hotel tooday on 02:00
Dan - What he up too...
Nikolai - I dont know but we can kill him now...
Dan - ok... be redy Jade
Jade - ok...
time : 01:55
Nikolai and Dan wainting on roof of another hotel to GoldenHorn arrive
Nikolai - cars going....
Dan - Jade toi in
Jade - yup
Nikolai - get redy 5 minutes and he get in to room
5 mintues later
Jade - were is he
*from radio*GoldenHorn - I suspect toi Jade... burn in hell
Dan -...
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posted by queencold
Seriously! If toi have porn to post, do it on paheal! I think I'm speaking for most of us when I say this fanspot should stay clean for the sake of the little ones and the non-clopping bronies. I'm not telling anyone to stop enjoying porn - as if they would, because I told them - and if toi clop that's fine; l’amour and tolerate, right? But I would like to point out, that even though like 90% of the internet is porn, there are places where it's inappropriate and unwanted. I really hope I'm speaking for the majority of the fans here. If not, I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
jour 1

Twilight: *breathes in fresh air* What a beautiful day.
Sean: salut Twilight! I have something that I know you'll like which is fitting for a princess well I gotta go bye! *runs 300 miles an hour*
Twilight: What is this? *looks at package* Hahaha. Kiss me I'm british? Well, toi know what that means everypony that isn't a mare. Who's going to Kiss me? Huh? It could be anypony.. Except for Justin Beiber! AHHHH

90 minutes later

Sean: And so, every hater in the world went straight to hell for not liking My Little poney Friendship Is Magic.
Fluttershy & arc en ciel Dash: Yaay!!
Sean: yay!
Twilight:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ralphie: *Having dîner with his family*

Every family has a poney that won't eat. My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years.

Mother: Oh Randy! Don't play with your food, eat it!
Randy: Oh jeez.
Mother: Starving ponies would be happy to have that.
Dad: Can I have some plus red cabbage?
Mother: *Goes to get red cabbage*
Dad: *Angry at Randy* toi stop playing with your food, ou I'll give toi something to cry about.
Ralphie: Mom, when you're done getting the red cabbage for dad, may I please have some?
Randy: Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double-beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.
Dad: All right, I'll...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A few days later three cops arrived at the warehouse that was Rick's hideout. Eleven police ponies were there, including Richard, and John.

Richard: *Stops car* We gotta get past that gate.
Cop 1: *Cuts lock to gate*
Richard: *Opens gate*
Cops: *Go past gate*
Richard: *Shoots lock to door*
Cop 3: *Opens door*
Richard: *Looks around* Clear!
John: *Checks par truck* Clear!
Richard: *Goes to another part of warehouse* Clear!
Cop 2: *Checks in trailer* No one is here.
Richard: *heads out of warehouse* Hold up *Sees blood on ground* I got blood. *Opens trash can*

There in front of Richard was Jim inside...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
Congratulations on winning~! How do toi feel?
I'm SO happy!!!

Who is best pony?
My favori is Rarity!

What is your favori episode from Season One?
A dog and poney show
What is your favori episode from season two?
The return of harmony, both parts

How do toi feel about Season Three so far?
It's great! I mean, it's awesome!!

What is your favori song from season one, two?
Smile Song! ou At The Gala! ou Becoming Popular! I can't choose!!

When did toi become a brony/pegasister?
I saw 'My Little Brony' first 21 March and the first episode in May... I think! Hehe!!

How does your family feel about your interest...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Aaaand welcome to the Awesome Brony Show! I might come up with a different name for it later, I don’t know, but here we go!


Happy Friday Everypony! If it’s yo birthday, toi know what that means! No toi don’t! This is the first episode!

For da sisters: (PEGASISTERS UNITE!)
Your cœur, coeur flows like a running stream,
My gift to toi is this:
A arc en ciel power Derpy cause toi knew toi wanted it.

For da bros: (Sorry, I have to do this XD XD XD! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo…LOL)
Those bucked-up people may think you’re strange,
Even though you’re really not.
They knew this was coming…...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
 Derpy!
Derpy!
One jour Derpy was at the muffin factory. She got in there because Pinkie Pie was being stupid and opened the door for her-- the secret door. Derpy gasped when she saw a big green bucket of fresh baked muffins, and decided to take them accueil for later. "Oui, dos are de best muffins in de factoree." a dit Pinkie as Derpy left. "I'll call toi when I eat all the--oof!" She fell down." I am not sure whet toi were going to say but oui, I will accept a call!" Pinkie called. "My...Muffins..." Derpy groaned, being to lazy to to get up and reaching for the bucket. "You got the job!" Came a voice from the factory. "All right!" a dit arc en ciel Dash's voice, and the flapping of wings were heard.
 Oh Celestia...
Oh Celestia...
posted by applejackrocks1
In the portal...



RD: *opens eyes* Whoa....
Fluttershy: *looks down* W-We're floating!
AJ: *looks around* Everything inside here is too colorful.
Rarity: We're also moving.
AJ: Whatever happens, just don't let go of our hooves.
Fluttershy: Oh my...*shivers*
AJ: *hat flies away* MY HAT!
RD: Leave it!
AJ: My mother gave me that hat!
Rarity: I'm sorry Applejack. But there's no turning back.

The Portal started to déplacer the ponies faster...


RD: Uh-Oh..
AJ: We're floating and moving faster!!!
Rarity: Hang on tight mares!
Fluttershy: *sees a little black hole that gets bigger as they déplacer faster*
RD: What's wrong fluttershy?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run par thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, ou not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first jour working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers: *gather...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 General Solin/ The poney Con was disguised as
General Solin/ The pony Con was disguised as
A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.

It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.

Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now toi have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see toi there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your missile launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's right...
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posted by Jekyde
Alright, I got some commentaires on my last Slendermane story. Most of them a dit stuff like "It should be 20% longer". So I revised it, and made it, just as the fans requested 20% longer. Here it is!
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Twilight Sparkle groggily jumped out of bed, wobbling when her hooves hit the floor. She had been at one of Pinkie Pie's midnight parties again, and she was beginning to suffer the cosequences of it. Black lines were under her eyes and her mane was all out of place. She picked herself up and yawned.

"Goood moooorning Spiiike...." she groaned.

"Hey, Twilight!"...
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posted by vassilpslover
"I wonder what twi's doing?" Asked arc en ciel dash. " yeah haven't seen her so freaked out when she seen, well our new twilight" a dit sunset shimmer. " I feel like I have replaced her..." a dit twilight. "took a long time to explain who our new two was!" Replied applejack. When the cloche, bell rang... Twilight walked over to her new friends.

"Hey girls! Tomorrow I gonna go visit my old school, if that's OK with toi girls." " um really, this soon?" Answered rarity. cidre fort, applejack nuged rarity. ouch! " what was that for?!" She Replied. "Of course we understand!" cidre fort, applejack a dit while putting a hand on twilights...
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 Trixie
Trixie
Trixie Lulamoon arrived at a hotel late one night.
"The Great and Powerful Trixie requires a room right this instant!"
The bellhop replied, "I am very sorry madam, but our rooms are all occupied. There is only one empty room, but we do not rent it because it is haunted."
"I'll take it," a dit Trixie. "The Great and Powerful Trixie does not believe in ghosts!"
Trixie went up to the room. She unpacked her things and went to sleep. As soon as she did, a ghost came out of the closet. It hooves were covered in blood, and it was moaning,
"Bloody Hooves! Bloody Hooves!"
When Trixie saw the ghost, she grabbed...
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posted by fuzzykitten123
I just found that I can relate to all the ponies! mostly Pinkie Pie, is toi wanna see my article for her fanclub:

link

Anyway, first, I'll start with Twilight Sparkle.
I can be sort of paranoid about things and nerdy. I also try to plan things out on occasions, instead of winging it. I read a lot and am very smart and stuff.

Fluttershy: I l’amour animaux and don't like things to be hurt. I can be sort of shy...but rarely.

Applejack: I (hardly ever) am a hard worker and I sometimes aim for the big things to clear away (Episode 8 - Look Before toi Sleep). Plus, I l’amour APPLES! Also, I have a little sis....
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posted by karinabrony
 Thank you, Laugh
Thank you, Laugh
Hello. :3

I wanted to wish toi all a Merry Christmas. Everybody on this club has been so nice to me, I wanted to thank you. I may not know toi all in person, but I know each and every single one of toi has a cœur, coeur of gold. :)

Laugh: Where can I start? Your nom d’utilisateur says it all. toi make me laugh, and toi help me through rough times. toi are always so kind to me, and to everyone else. toi are one of my best Friends on here. toi are like...my Cyber Sister. XD

Nocturnal Mirage: I need to warn all of you, he showers toi with his kindness. XD toi have also helped me through my rough times. I thank...
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posted by fefe2002
twilight brought new book's from the mall and went home
twilight:spike i am so excited to start lire my new book's!
spike:i know toi a dit that on our way home.
twilight:now i am going to read them and toi can watch t.v and eat crème glacée if toi want to but.
spike:but?
twilight:but not a lot okay.
spike:right!
then spike watched t.v and got bored and slept and was dreaming.
spike:where am i? rarity!was that you?rarity wait for me! how did the place? pinkie thanks celestia your here i saw rarity ran away and i can't find her what is going on!?
pinkie:fun!fun!fun!fun!fun!
spike:where are toi taking me!?pinkie...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
Twilight woke up slowly. She didn't sleep too well. "Ugh,....feels like I've been sleeping on the floor...." she a dit with a quiet voice. Which she was. She stood up to see that she had fallen out of lit in the middle of the night, and it was morning now. "That's strange...." Twilight spoke to herself. "That hasn't happened since I was a filly...." Twilight trotted down stairs and proceeded to let Applebloom continue sleeping. When Applebloom woke up a few minutes later, she noticed Twilight was already out of bed. So Applebloom came downstairs looking for Twilight. "Twilight? toi in here?"...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Tanner Foust
Tanner Foust
suivant morning, 6:55 AM, under highway 24.

Gordon: *Waiting with Dexter* When that racer arrives, I'm gonna block him off, and make him drive into the dirt.
Dexter: Sounds like a smart idea.
Gordon: *Gets binoculars, and sees a pick up truck pulling a trailer. On the trailer is the Volkswagen Beetle rally car* German racing cars at it's finest.
Dexter: What are toi waitin' for? Block him off.
Gordon: *Drives his car to block the road*
Tanner: *Drives into the dirt*
Gordon: *Stops his car suivant to Tanner's truck*
Tanner: What are toi doing?!
Gordon: Give us the keys to your rally car!!
Tanner: No....
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