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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After Snow got her revenge on Con, she went back to HQ. As for Con, and Blu, they were on a bateau heading to Maredagascar.

Blu: Will toi be able to save me?
Con: *turns on transmitter* I believe so.

When they arrived the town was deserted. The only ponies on the streets were Con, Blu, 7 koreans, and a mexican poney walking toward them.

Heckler: Hola everypony.
Con: I assume that a poney named Vetrice was working for you.
Heckler: You're correct, but how?
Con: I killed him, and he told me it was a mexican.
Heckler: Let's talk somewhere a little plus private shall we?

There was a warehouse suivant to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The taxis stopped at the park. Spike, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy ran out of the cabs quickly.

cab driver 1: What do toi suppose they're doing?
cab driver 2: No clue, half of them we're carrying a pick, and a shovel.
cab driver 1: We better find out about this
Sam: *crashes into fence*
Rarity: I don't want to find the money!
Spike: What do toi mean? Aren't toi curious to find out about all this?
Rarity: I'm plus disgusted. *walks away*
Spike: Jeez.
Mirage: *drives toward entrance*
Shining Armor: *does the same*
Twilight: Man let's go find the money!
Pinkie Pie: *sees cab drivers* Who are they?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The famous spy of the Central Intelligence Of Equestria has returned!

The story begins at a Mexican airbase.

P: What do toi see?
Con: Other then rain, and explosive weapons from communists?
P: Ach. plus serious then I thought.
S: Hang on, there's a poney there that looks familiar.
P: Yeah, isn't that Snails?
Con: I see him too.
Snails: Get all these weapons to our base in Las Pegasus as soon as possible!
Mexican pony98: Yes sir.
Con: We have to get rid of those weapons *shoots nuclear missile*
Moneybit: What the fuck is he doing?
P: His job.
mexicans: *shoot at Con*
Con: *kills three mexicans*
S: Con,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's the 11th Con Mane story, and it begins in Berlin Germany. Con's best friend Fenix Lighter, an agent for the German Secret Service, M.I.3 is on his way to a marriage. Con, and another poney is with him, until they run into trouble....

I was actually typing that while listening to the étoile, star wars theme song! LOL

Fenix: Are we almost there? How do I look?
Con: Relax Fenix.
German pony75: *flies near them*
German pony23: salut look, there's a message.
Con: *reads it* Follow me.
German pony23: *follows*
German pony75: *lands*
Fenix: *gets out* What the fuck happened?
German pony75: Sanchez escaped, he's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We left off on the fight between bronies, and haters

Hater 54: *sets up MG*
Sean: *shoots haters*
Security guard: Stop the fighting!
Hater 54: *kills guard*
Sean: Enemy machine gun! Take cover
bronies: *hide behind wall*
Hater 54: *shoot at wall* Penetrate!!
Sean: *kills machine gunner* All clear!
bronies: *advance*
Jade: We got enemies with RPG's!
Hater 402: *shoots missile*
Sean: *runs from missile*
Hater 635: *shoots at Jade*
Jade: *shoots missile*
Hater 635: *dies from explosion*
Sean: *kills other missile carrying haters*
Brony 64: Let's déplacer up!

We moved up a floor, and got introduced to 50 haters wanting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Hater's hotrod
Hater's hotrod
We were heading for Philadalphia having just crossed the Tappan Zee Bridge when Jade was on her laptop.

Sean: Good thing this car has Wi-fi. What are toi doing?
Jade: I'm sending a message to every brony about the assault on Philadalphia.
Sean: Perfect. We gotta stop to refuel though.

So we stopped at a gas station after getting off the highway.

Jade: I think that store is oepn. Let's get some food!
Sean: Ok.
Hater 643: *drives up in '32 ford*
Sean: Whoa, that's a very cool car.
Hater 643: I found them!
Sean: What?
Hater 643: *pushes me to ground*
Jade: What the heck?
Hater 643: *kicks my face*
Sean:...
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It was a regular jour in St. Foalis, and then every leader of the mafias except Dan drove up toward a train yard.

L.P leader: We are dealing with a gang that can destroy any of us.
Fillydelphia leader: Twilight Sparkle is working with them.
Baltimare leader: She's the one we have to kill then.
L.P. leader: And Dan. There's also a grey hedgehog with them.
Fillydelphia leader: Let's kill all three of them then.

The meeting was over. And the Ponyville mafia was relaxing at their place.

Sean: *drinking soda*
Rainbow Dash: *farts on chair* A whoopee cushion? PINKIE PIE!!!!!
Pinkie Pie: *laughing* Wow!...
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The Mafia may not be in Manehattan anymore, but it still lives on everywhere else. Especially in St. Foalis.

Dan: So toi from where?
Sean: Mobius, it's another world.
Mike: Swag.
Rainbow Dash: Come on toi guys.
Sean: I'll meet toi there.
Pinkie Pie: I'm driving!
Sean: toi always drive my car Pinkie.
Applejack: The rest of us will follow Sean.
Rainbow Dash: Ok.

All of the Ponyville Mafia eventually made it into St. Foalis. After defeating every other mafia in Manehattan there are three new ones to go against. Las Pegasus, Fillydelphia, and Baltimare.

Sean: This is a really great choice of a city...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hattan: *driving down road*
Con: Hmmm.
Weston: Ah'm not sure why they sell equestrian cars in China.
Con: *steals car*
Weston: What the hay?
Con: Who are you?
Weston: I'm Constaple Weston B. River. Ah saw toi before. You're that secret agent!
Con: How'd toi know that?
Weston: The Koreans told me.
Con: Ohh great.
Weston: Who are we chasing?
Con: That blue Wrestler with the white mur tires.
Hattan: *turns right*
Con: *does drift*
Sneak Peak: Floor it! Con's chasing us.
Hattan: *weaving through traffic*
Con: *honks horn*
Weston: Get out of the bloody way!
pony in car: Stop shouting!
Weston: I am a police...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con ran toward the boats, and when he started one of them the koreans caught up.

Con: *sticks blade toward them*
koreans: *stand still*
Con: What toi might call, a sharp edge on things. *drives away*
koreans: After him!
Con: Come on, why is this thing going slower?
filly: Hello sir.
Con: Hi.
filly: Would toi like a wooden elephant? I hand crafted it myself.
Con: I'll tell toi what. toi make this bateau go faster, and I'll pay toi for it.
filly: Really? How much?
Con: Nothing *pushes filly off boat*
Constaple Weston B. River: I hate China.
Constaple's wife: Come on Weston, we just got here.
Con: *drives...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con recieved his equipment from S, and left for Las Pegasus. When he got there, he met a mare, that was running away from some one.

Whataspy: *gets in car* Drive!
Con: Ok *drives fast*
Bambi: She got away!
Thumper: I saw the license plate, we'll call the cops.

So they did, and they chased Con's car.
Whataspy: Those ponies chasing me must have called them.
Con: We'll lose them.
Cop 1: All units, the Special is heading toward Howlywood. Set up a roadblock!
Cops 2 & 3: *block road with cars*
Con: *deploys machine guns*
Whataspy: What was that?
Con: Something surprising *shoots cars out of the way*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con's new Chevronet Corvette
Con reported at P's office.

Con: I got your call, what's Discord up to now?
P: He is now trying to kill agents from various organizations.
Con: He must have a liste with him.
P: He does. His first three targets are you, Fenix Lighter, and Rareesa.
Con: Really? Couldn't he kill some other pony?
P: He will, after he kills toi three.
Con: *sighs* I'm on it. Should I see S before I leave?

The answer was yes.

S: Hello 0007.
Con: Hi S, what do toi have for me?
S: Glad toi asked, because it will blow you, and your enemies away.
Con: A missile shooting car?
S: Precisely, Chevronet Corvette with machine guns,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 the leader of M.I.6
the leader of M.I.6
If toi guessed C preventing somepony from launching plus missiles toi are correct.

Con: So where is he?
M.I.6 leader: At the warehouse where toi were killed.
Con: Oh great.
M.I.6 leader: Relax, with some practice you'll get ready.

M.I.6 was going to train Con with some karate.

Con: What exactly do I need to do this for?
M.I.6: Many koreans are experts in karate. Whoever you're going against will most likely know karate.
Con: Well then lets do this.

So Con practiced with the other poney until..

british pony53: Ambush! It's the Koreans!
M.I.6 leader: What? Let's go Con, I'll have to teach toi more...
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Later that jour nearly all of the mane 6 were hanging in the Ponyville Compound.

Dan: Looks like we got something from Manehattan.
Applejack: *opens package* What the fuck is this?
Dan: Their way of letting us know that Pinkie Pie is sleeping with the fishes.
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie's dead?
Big Mac: Unfortunately, eeyup.
Dan: Do toi always say eeyup?
Big Mac: Nope.
Dan: Do toi always say that?
Big Mac: When I disagree eeyup.

The suivant jour was the beginning of summer. And everyone in the Ponyville mafia was celebrating.

Rainbow Dash: 5 oranges please.
Orange seller: Sure.
Manehattan pony6: *drives into...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Senia Offbottom
Senia Offbottom
Nine days after 0006 was killed, Con was celebrating for a new worker in the C.I.E. Moneybit.

Con: *drifts around curve*
Moneybit: That was unnecesary.
Senia: *drives par in Lambronyni*
Con: I know this poney *speeds up*
Moneybit: Stop.
Senia: *honks horn*
Bulldozer: *goes backwards*
Con: *spins Senia's car out*
Senia: *drives backwards into gravel*

The two ponies then drove parallel together toward other ponies running a race

Moneybit: Watch out!
Con: I know!
runners: *jump off bridge into water*
Senia: *hits Con's DP5*
Con: *speeds up*
Moneybit: I am not the kind of mare that gets impressed with fast drivers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was very hot in Equestria, and arc en ciel Dash was tired. She was only 40 miles from San Franciscolt, but she saw something that made her stop. Half a mile ahead was a roadblock, formed par Snips & Snails.

Snails: No one is getting past.
Snips: And if any mares montrer up, we'll kill them.
Snails: I think I see arc en ciel Dash over there.
Snips: Really? Let me see *looks through binoculars*
Snails: You're looking through them the wrong way.
Snips: I am? Well she just left anyway so I'm not sure what to so now.

Rainbow Dash was flying past the barricade without Snips ou Snails noticing. Then she...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The suivant jour they snuck the gelée beans to Cadence.

King Sombra: *clopping*
Guard 32: Sir?!
King Sombra: Oh dear. *opens trap door, killing the guard*
Guard: 29: What just happened?
King Sombra: Nothing! What do toi want?!
Guard 29: I just saw the Queen eating something called gelée beans?
King Sombra: gelée beans?! Let me see this!!
Cadence: I don't see why I can only eat beans. I'm older then you, I can eat whatever I want!
King Sombra: I am a higher rank then you! toi eat what I tell toi to, and it will only be beans!
Guard 29: With all due respect that sounds stupid.
King Sombra: YOU'RE STUPID!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie was sleeping until she heard a horn. She thought it was the trucker, but it was a train passing par her.

Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Thank goodness.

She watched the train, and when it passed she drove off. Then she saw the big rig.

Pinkie Pie: Oh boy.
Trucker: *reving big rig*
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward trucker*
Trucker: *blocks road*
Pinkie Pie: *stops*

Pinkie then went in reverse off the road. She got out of her car, and stopped two ponies driving on the road

Pony 1: What is it ma'am?
Pinkie Pie: The poney in that big rig is trying to kill me. I need your help!
Pony 2: This mare is crazy.
Pony 1:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later in another part of Ponyville

Fenix: Thanks for the coffee.
Waitress: Your welcome, that'll be 1 bit.
Fenix: No problem *pays for coffee with tip*
Shredder: Why am i here again?
Fenix: We need to help Con in case he's been kidnapped par Goldhoof.
Shredder: He's a unicorn, if he gets into any trouble he can use magic to escape.
Fenix: Then they shoot him before he leaves. He probably has his location marked on the radar. *walks to car*
Shredder: What is this?
Fenix: A Dodge Alicorn with spy equipment.
Wierdjob: *drives past Fenix*
Shredder: He must have past us.
Fenix: Lets go then *follows radar*...
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"That's why Catie might win this time." I told arc en ciel Dash. She was impressed in Tail's work on the train I stole, and could toi blame her? "We need rocket launchers on our trains here." "Yeah, and with the hearts on them people would misjudge us." I said. Then the both of us just sat on a rock, and relaxed. Meanwhile, back at sugarcube Catie was still with Pinkie. "I don't know why Sean left when toi came here." Then Catie put a spell on Pinkie, "Now toi will do as I say. I want toi to get everyone in Equestria to destroy Sean The Hedgehog, and anyone that stands in our path." Pinkie copied...
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