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This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..

This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..






Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main rue was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours ou more, Because Christmas needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...

Nearby forest. Cute forest animaux gather round and decorate a small pine tree.

Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their Christmas Day.

Woodland Critters (singing): It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!

Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house.

(wow, real orginal XD)

Narrator: And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was our favori red pony.

Saten (drinks light beer, already had 4 before it, crossing forest to get to Trixie's new house in ponyville): Still better than I use to drink... (sees them) What the hell?

Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.

Skunky: How do toi like our Christmas tree?

Saten: I.. I really don't care.

Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect arbre in the forest! [the other cheer]

Saten (annoyed): I don't have time for thi-

Mousey: Oh no, I see a problem.

Deery: What is it, Mousey?

Mousey: Our Christmas arbre doesn't have a star.

Critters: Awww.

Beary: We can't have a arbre with no étoile, star on it.

Saten (annoyed): Can't I ever just traverser, croix the forest in peace.

Rabbity: What are we gonna do?

Squirrely: Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star.

Critters [among other things]: Can toi really? Oh would toi please? Could toi help us?

Saten: Fine I'll get your stupid étoile, star if it means toi leaving me alone.

Critters: [cheering] Yay!





Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the happy red Pegasus made a étoile, star for the tree. Smiling the whole time.

Saten: (not smiling) There, its done, can I go now?

Critters: Ohhhh!

Beary: It's the nicest étoile, star I ever saw.

Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery a dit with a smile...

Beavery (smiling): How would toi like to sing and dance with us for a while?

Narrator: Saten Twist smiled and said...

Stan [doesn't smile] Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go. [turns around, and walks off]

Beavery: Goo- goodbye Twisty!

Critters: Goodbye, Saten! Bye! Cya!

Saten (to himself) (annoyed): Uhhh.




Saten finally arrives at Trixe's house.

Trixie: What took you?

Saten: I'll tell toi later.. le dîner, salle à manger ready?

Trixie: Sure..
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I'll make an article on the most beautiful characters later on...

Anyway this is just my opinion.


10) Parasprites

When I first saw the little creature, I thought it was so cute just like the characters thought they would be. They were tiny, fluffy balls and were just so adorable! Unfortunately these characters are horrible parasites. They produce too quickly and weirdly. Plus they eat everything. They are adorable, but deadly.



9) Tank

This tortue is just too adorable. He's such a sweetheart to arc en ciel Dash even when she was being really rude to him. All he needed was some love! I want to give...
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Princess Cadence ...

-is getting married to Twilight Sparkle's brother Shining Armor
-has light purple eyes
-is the niece of Princess Celestia(and that means that if Celestia does not have another sister that we do not know about, Cadence will be Luna's daughter!!!)
-has a light rose manteau and her wings have purple on the tips
-is an Alicorn
-has pink, purple, and light golden hair
-has curly hair
-is most likely the sister of Prince Blueblood
-has a long wedding robe that is white and gold
-like Celestia has or shoes
-has a crown made of yellow flowers
-has a cutie mark that is a blue cœur, coeur surrounded par golden lace
- is going to great in her new episode!!!
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Rarity may be having a creative drought, but she knows persistence and hard work will get her to the other side where her vision will shine!
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Tears rolled down arc en ciel Dash's cheeks. AppleJack,Twilight,Pinkie and Rarity tried to comfort her but nothing helped.Finally Fluttershy spoke up "what if I got toi a new pet" she offered."No" arc en ciel Dash told her."He was the best one."Rainbow Dash walked away sadly.


Flashback

'Well justtwo plus to go" arc en ciel Dash said.Suddenly she spied something asleep under one of the clouds.She flew down. the creature woke up and shook its face. "Hello there" arc en ciel Dash said.The creature smiled bright eyed."You got a name Buddy" she asked."Pikachu" it replied."Alright im arc en ciel Dash" she told him. Pikachu...
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Equestrian Leaders Meeting.
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Lilly - toi won't make a find knight of a peasant!
>Lilly Princess of West Kingdom
Arthur - As much as toi try he don't have a royal blood!
>Arthur king of East Kingdom
Grim Reaper - Its just pathetic...
>Grim Reaper Lord of Underworld.
Holy Palladin - Indeed herr Queen whatever toi shall try.
>Holy Palladin self called Master of Principality of Ponyville.
Queen - But he already killed your best traitor Palladin.
>??? Queen of Canterlot city-state.
Lilly - We will see how this young blood will grow... It's... Intriguing.
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Shadowknight - Eh... Pearl...
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