ONCE TWILGHT AND SATEN FIND THE NEW FRIENDS:
Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? toi just decided to skip our dîner without telling me? Are toi aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for toi at a table, tableau with exquisite silverware placement?!
Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—
Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want toi to make Friends with Trixie.
Trixie: A-ha! toi still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if toi want to give me a seconde chance ou not. Starlight had to choose between toi and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!
Saten Twist: (in head) I wish she didn't say it that way.
Starlight Glimmer (hurt): toi win? This was only to get back at Twilight!?
Trixie: Exactly! [beat] Wait! I mean, no! I got caught up in the moment. I like you. Beating Twilight is just a bonus. [gasps] Saying that didn't help, did it?
Starlight (in tears): I should've known. Nobody in Ponyville wanted to be my friend. Why would you? [runs off sobbing]
Trixie: Wait, it's not like that! I am your friend. [groans]... (pauses)
Twilight (angrily): Well, toi won. I hope you're happy!
Trixie: [sadly] Looks like the Great and Powerful Trixie is back to a solo show.
Saten: I'm sorry Trixie..
Trixie attempts to play it off, but it's clear she's really depressed, and she rudely kicks Twilight out. Even (more nicely) tells Saten to leave two. She wants to be alone.
Saten (sarcastic clapping): Oh bravo Twilight! Bravoooooo
Twlight (annoyed): Oh shut up Sat-
Saten (angrily): No toi shut up, bitch!
Twilight: Excuse me!?
Saten: I TOLD toi NOT TO HURT MY TRIXIE!
Twilight: It wasn't my fault.
Saten: YES IT WAS! I told toi to leave them alone! But toi were too god damn stubborn!.. Now the other cute girl, is also upset!
Twilight: … I'll make it right.
Saten: toi BETTER! (starts flying off)
Twilight: Where are toi going?
Saten: I need to be alone for a bit! (leaves).
FLASHBACK:
Kid Saten steals a bière out of curiousity, while his parents are violently fighting in the background. plus out of curiousity than anything he tries a sip just as Saten's father walks in, and sees Saten react negatively to the taste.
Saten's dad: HEY!
Saten: Dad, I'm sorry, I-
Saten dad: No.. If your gonna steal.. At least finish it.
Saten: But dad, I don't want t-
Saten's dad: FINISH IT!
Scared, Saten takes a bg drink. But he can't do it. He can't drink it.
Saten's dad: Pathetic. Can't even finish a beer!
Saten: A -Are toi punishing me for stealing?
Saten's dad: I'm punishing toi for being alive! toi and your mother are pathetic!
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Might as well get use to that drink.. Your just gonna be alcholic.. It's a curse to the family.
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Anyway.. I need to lay down.. Go do youur chores.
Saten: Yes dad.. (takes another sip).
CURRENT DAY:
Bartender: Sir.. SIR!
Saten (having droaned out): Huh, what?
Bartender: I said, what would toi like?
Saten: I... toi know what.. I'll just have a water.
Bartender: If toi insist (gives him a water).
Saten: (drinks from it, when Twilight runs in).
Twilight: Saten! We might still have hope.. We can rebuild Starlight and Trixie.
Saten: Hmm.. Maybe.. But WE weren't reponsible.. Only you.
Twilight: I... Okay, fair enough.. But I'm trying Saten.. Just wanted toi to know I'm trying.
Saten: Well.. Good.. plus than my dad ever did.
Twilight: What?
Saten: Nothing, forget I a dit anything.. Better hurry off.
Twilight: Will do.. (runs back out).
Twilight Sparkle: Ahem? toi just decided to skip our dîner without telling me? Are toi aware that, at this very moment, Princess Celestia is waiting for toi at a table, tableau with exquisite silverware placement?!
Starlight Glimmer: Yes, but—
Twilight Sparkle: This is exactly why I didn't want toi to make Friends with Trixie.
Trixie: A-ha! toi still don't trust me! But guess what, princess? It doesn't matter if toi want to give me a seconde chance ou not. Starlight had to choose between toi and me, and she chose me! Your pupil chose me, so ha! I win!
Saten Twist: (in head) I wish she didn't say it that way.
Starlight Glimmer (hurt): toi win? This was only to get back at Twilight!?
Trixie: Exactly! [beat] Wait! I mean, no! I got caught up in the moment. I like you. Beating Twilight is just a bonus. [gasps] Saying that didn't help, did it?
Starlight (in tears): I should've known. Nobody in Ponyville wanted to be my friend. Why would you? [runs off sobbing]
Trixie: Wait, it's not like that! I am your friend. [groans]... (pauses)
Twilight (angrily): Well, toi won. I hope you're happy!
Trixie: [sadly] Looks like the Great and Powerful Trixie is back to a solo show.
Saten: I'm sorry Trixie..
Trixie attempts to play it off, but it's clear she's really depressed, and she rudely kicks Twilight out. Even (more nicely) tells Saten to leave two. She wants to be alone.
Saten (sarcastic clapping): Oh bravo Twilight! Bravoooooo
Twlight (annoyed): Oh shut up Sat-
Saten (angrily): No toi shut up, bitch!
Twilight: Excuse me!?
Saten: I TOLD toi NOT TO HURT MY TRIXIE!
Twilight: It wasn't my fault.
Saten: YES IT WAS! I told toi to leave them alone! But toi were too god damn stubborn!.. Now the other cute girl, is also upset!
Twilight: … I'll make it right.
Saten: toi BETTER! (starts flying off)
Twilight: Where are toi going?
Saten: I need to be alone for a bit! (leaves).
FLASHBACK:
Kid Saten steals a bière out of curiousity, while his parents are violently fighting in the background. plus out of curiousity than anything he tries a sip just as Saten's father walks in, and sees Saten react negatively to the taste.
Saten's dad: HEY!
Saten: Dad, I'm sorry, I-
Saten dad: No.. If your gonna steal.. At least finish it.
Saten: But dad, I don't want t-
Saten's dad: FINISH IT!
Scared, Saten takes a bg drink. But he can't do it. He can't drink it.
Saten's dad: Pathetic. Can't even finish a beer!
Saten: A -Are toi punishing me for stealing?
Saten's dad: I'm punishing toi for being alive! toi and your mother are pathetic!
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Might as well get use to that drink.. Your just gonna be alcholic.. It's a curse to the family.
Saten (timedly): I know dad.
Saten's dad: Anyway.. I need to lay down.. Go do youur chores.
Saten: Yes dad.. (takes another sip).
CURRENT DAY:
Bartender: Sir.. SIR!
Saten (having droaned out): Huh, what?
Bartender: I said, what would toi like?
Saten: I... toi know what.. I'll just have a water.
Bartender: If toi insist (gives him a water).
Saten: (drinks from it, when Twilight runs in).
Twilight: Saten! We might still have hope.. We can rebuild Starlight and Trixie.
Saten: Hmm.. Maybe.. But WE weren't reponsible.. Only you.
Twilight: I... Okay, fair enough.. But I'm trying Saten.. Just wanted toi to know I'm trying.
Saten: Well.. Good.. plus than my dad ever did.
Twilight: What?
Saten: Nothing, forget I a dit anything.. Better hurry off.
Twilight: Will do.. (runs back out).
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe toi pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're toi heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are toi going!?
Master Sword: Didn't toi hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the a dit bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe toi pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're toi heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are toi going!?
Master Sword: Didn't toi hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the a dit bank.
TO BE CONTINUED