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posted by luthorlex
Notes: The My Little poney franchise and the Batman franchise are not owned and created par me. This is a story for both this website and Fanfiction.net. This story is dedicated to Adam West and Cesar Romero.

Twilight Sparkle and her Friends were getting ready for Discord's birthday party. Twilight a dit "It's amazing how Discord used be 1 of our arch enemies and now he's 1 of our arch friends."

Fluttershy a dit "You're right. Discord seemed evil, but he turned out to be a gentleman."

arc en ciel Dash a dit "Yeah right."

Pinkie Pie a dit "At least Discord's funny."

Rarity shook her head and a dit "Discord's hardly funny, but at least he has John de Lancie's eloquent voice."

The ponies put up the birthday banner and decorations.

Mr. Cake and Mrs. Cake delivered Discord's birthday cake.

Twilight Sparkle a dit "This cake should be much better than your précédant cake."

Mr. Cake nervously a dit "I'm sorry about selling toi a cake from 2007. I thought that quality taste lasts forever."

cidre fort, applejack a dit "It seems like everything's ready."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "The guests will be here soon."

Spike arrived and a dit "Hi girls."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "It seems like toi arrived late to avoid helping us prepare."

Spike a dit "I got better things to do than be helpful."

Meanwhile The Joker was being chased par Batman. The Joker was nervous, but he remained in a jokey mood. He a dit "It appears I have joked away Batman's sanity. I better get out of here. Ha, ha, ha!" Joker was nearby Canterlot High. He accidentally bumped into the portal to Equestria. The Joker a dit "This is plus than a mirror. It's a portal. It's time to joke around with whoever lives there. Ha, ha, ha!" The Joker went inside.

Various guests arrived. Eventually Discord arrived too. Discord a dit "I'm here."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "Welcome Discord. I hope that toi enjoy your birthday party."

Discord a dit "I'm sure I will enjoy it as long as toi didn't mess things up like usual." Discord looked around and a dit "It's nice."

Fluttershy a dit "Thank goodness."

Discord a dit "However it feels lacking."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "What are toi talking about?"

Discord a dit "Well the party has guests, presents, and other stuff, but it lacks chaos."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "Why would your party need chaos?"

Discord a dit "Because I l’amour chaos. toi wouldn't understand. Ponies like toi take away the fun in life par being so serious. Where is the birthday party clown?"

Suddenly the Joker walked by. Discord a dit "The birthday party party clown has finally arrived."

The Joker was surprised par the ponies and Discord, but he was amused par it. The Joker a dit "Yes. I'm the birthday party clown. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle a dit "But I didn't hire a clown. Did toi hire him Pinkie Pie?"

Pinkie Pie a dit "No, but he seems cool."

The Joker a dit "Indeed. I'm very cool. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord shook the Joker's hand and a dit "I'm Discord. I l’amour chaos and this is my birthday."

The Joker a dit "I'm the Joker, the best clown of all time. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord a dit "Well Mr. Joker I need some humor."

The Joker patted Discord on the head and a dit "Don't worry my fellow wacko. There will be so much chaos going around that crazy will be the new normal. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Twilight Sparkle and a dit "Hi Batgirl. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle was confused. She a dit "Why did toi call me that?"

The Joker a dit "I'm sorry to confuse toi Bubbles. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker walked up to Pinkie Pie and a dit "Hello Thumb Pie. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker pointed to arc en ciel Dash and a dit "There's the only one I know that's faster than the Flash. Ha, ha, ha!"

The Joker a dit "Rarity toi remind me of my sidekick Harley Quinn."

Rarity a dit "Why?"

The Joker a dit "Because toi both think that you're better looking than toi actually are. Ha, ha, ha!" Rarity smacked the Joker. The Joker a dit "It seems like toi forgot to go to Manners School. Ha, ha, ha!"

Spike a dit "I'm not liking the clown."

The Joker stepped on Spike's tail and a dit "I don't like pointless characters like you. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord laughed so hard and a dit "I l’amour this guy. He's amazing."

The Joker a dit "Yes. I'm the Larry Storch of this generation. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle a dit "We don't know who that is."

The Joker sighed and a dit "I hate young ponies. Ha, ha, ha! Anyways I have a special magic trip for toi ponies." The Joker pointed to a giant cage and a dit "I want toi 6 ponies to go into that cage. Then I will use my magic to make toi disappear."

Rarity angrily a dit "You expect us to go into that unfashionable cage?"

Twilight Sparkle a dit "It's just a quick magic trick."

cidre fort, applejack a dit "Fine."

The 6 ponies went inside the cage. The Joker locked the cage.

Pinkie Pie a dit "Are toi going to make us disappear now?"

The Joker a dit "Actually I'm going to take toi with me to the real world and sell you. It's not a magic trick. It's a plain trick. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle a dit "Why would toi sell us?"

The Joker a dit "You 6 ponies are worth loads of money. Talking ponies with powers is great enough. However toi will be worth the most Twilight Sparkle, because you're a princess. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord nervously a dit "Are toi actually going to sell the 6 ponies?"

The Joker a dit "Of course I will. They are worth so much cash."

Discord thought about what to do. He a dit "Can toi at least release Fluttershy?"

The Joker shook his head and a dit "I'm sorry Discord, but she's worth too much."

Discord angrily a dit "Then I must stop toi Joker."

The Joker a dit "It's impossible to defeat me. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord tried to coup de poing the Joker, but he missed. Discord a dit "Can toi stay put so I can coup de poing you?"

The Joker a dit "I would l’amour to do that, but I have lots of stuff to do. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord jumped on the Joker. The Joker used a taser to hurt Discord. Discord a dit "You hurt me."

The Joker a dit "That's wonderful. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord used his power to lift up the cage. Discord a dit "It appears that toi can't take away the ponies now toi weird looking fool."

The Joker angrily a dit "I demand toi to let the cage come back to the ground."

Discord smiled and a dit "Okay." Discord stopped lifting the cape up. The cage almost fell on the Joker.

The Joker a dit "That jokes has been used so many times that I managed to avoid falling for it. Ha, ha, ha!"

Discord a dit "It seems like I'll have to defeat toi in a plus simple way." Discord picked up the Joker and threw him far away.

The Joker screamed "I'm so mad at toi ponies and Discord. Ha, ha, ha!"

Twilight Sparkle a dit "Thank toi for saving us Discord. You're a bigger hero than I thought toi were."

Discord a dit "The only problem is that I don't have the key to the cage."

Batman handed Discord the key and snuck away.

cidre fort, applejack a dit "Who was that mysterious person?"

Rarity a dit "I think it was Ben Affleck."

Twilight Sparkle a dit "Discord I'm sorry that your birthday party wasn't fun."

Discord laughed and a dit "This is the most entertaining birthday party that I have ever had. Lets go party. Dance with me Fluttershy."

Fluttershy blushed and a dit "Okay Discord."

Discord and the ponies partied for hours. It was the most fun and chaotic birthday party of the year.
posted by Canada24
Now.. We all know at this point.

That I don't consider this THE GREATEST montrer EVER MADE..

In fact. Sometimes it's just plain terrible.
There's only so many episodes I even watch anymore.

And I once stated Discord and Scooty are the only ones I like anymore.

Even Pinkie's adorability is raring off sometimes.

I often say the montrer should of ended after Twilight defeated Tirek.

But season 5 is keeping me happy.
Their giving us serprised, and giving background characters chances to sign.
(though I sometimes have mixed thoughts about AJ. She's a bit of a country girl steriotype), but I like her anyway.

Anyway....
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: Hasbro
Why is G4 so special?

I wish I knew.

But in 2010, Hasbro aimed to relaunch the My Little poney line, following the success of the re-envisioning of the Transformers franchise, and brought in animator Lauren Faust as the creative developer for the show; in addition to developing the looks and characters to be featured in the toy line.

I am not sure how and why this began in the first place.
But G4 became way plus famish than G3.

And with out faces like "this"


Guess it wasn't too hard to be better.

I don't know much about G3.
And never plan on changing that, EVER.

All I know is that even the target...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 22, 1960
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 3:08 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Apart from the leased Gulf Mobile & Ohio diesel on the front of Rachael, and Hawkeye's train, everything was normal in Denver.

Rachael: *Stops the train in the yards*
Hawkeye: *Walks out of the train to uncouple the engines from the cars*
Rachael: *Waiting for Hawkeye to come back*
Hawkeye: *Uncouples the engines from the cars, and runs back into the cab*
Rachael: *Slowly drives forward* I have to tell toi something. I never got to rendez-vous amoureux, date a stallion before, and I was hoping I'd find the right poney for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Previously

Corporal Agarn: salut Sarge, I was talking to the Hikawis, and they a dit they could get us extra ammunition for a fair price.
Sargent O' Rourke:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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I know what toi may be thinking.

I'm a bad friend, because I didn't go back to help AppleBloom.

But the thing is.

I know AppleBloom.

And she wouldn't wanted me to.

I got away, that's all that matters.

And it's not to late to find the polic-

Suddenly there was an burning pain that came out of nowhere, and I realized a large couteau was thrown into my back.

I fell down as the brutal pain became too much for.

As I laid there suddenly Trixie stood over me.

"So close, yet so far" Trixie mocked.

"FUCK YOU!" I screamed out angrily.

"Awww... It's so cute when toi think your tough" Trixie mocked.

Suddenly grabbed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The titre of this article clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad films for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 7, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming: The Train Yard
Time: 10:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Everypony except the Railroad Police left the train yard.

Assassin: *Fires two bullets*
Railway Police: *Taking cover behind a boxcar*

Meanwhile, inside the train station, everyone was hiding from the gangster.

Pete: *On the phone, talking to a supervisor* We have a gangster near our train yard firing bullets at our workers... Yeah, the RP's are dealing with him now.... Railway Police! You've been on this railroad longer then I have, and toi don't know what RP stands for?... Alright, I'm...
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At Sweet pomme Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten plus Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need plus vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house suivant to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did toi kidnap?
Nazi: Seven....
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At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd toi do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money plus then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting toi be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did toi do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. toi changed my voice...
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On Mobius.

Eggman: Were toi watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did toi see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
Rainbow Dash: I'm arc en ciel Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?...
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#5: PRINCESS LUNA:
Princess Luna has a problems that a lot of us have. Family problems for the most part. She's always in the shadow of her sister. She's not appreciated for what she does. She's an lone wolf, alone for the most part. Lot of ponies judge her from her past and not what she is now. Unable to except her new self..

#4: TWILIGHT SPARKLE:
I never noticed at the time.
But she reminded me a bit of myself.
Never really having the time for friends.
Till I met them..

#3: ZUKO: THE LAST AIRBUNDER:
Zuko feels like an real person who goes through a lot in the world. His father abandoning him from...
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Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*

Filly Saten: salut Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.

Filly Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the traverser, croix eyed disign*

Filly Saten: My god, your okay!?

Filly Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do toi ask?

-------------------------------------------------------------------

Derpy: Yeah.. par the way would toi watch Dinky for me?

Saten: Well. I'm busy, but I'm sure I ca-

Derpy; Great! *gives him Dinky and flies out...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arc en ciel as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Director Nick: *Staring at everyone* Okay, I just noticed something.
Alinah: Yes sir?
Director Nick: In the last episode of this show, we were in part 5.
Louis: So?
Director Nick: So?! I think this is something good for us!
Connor: Not if we're last.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Haven't toi ever heard of saving the best for last?
Connor: It's bullshit.
Mason: Way to be a pessimist.
Connor:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed par any actors.

Today's game: Call Of Duty: Black Ops

Fox335: *Playing gun game with five others on WMD*
1Indian1: salut yo!
Kadillack: What?
1Indian1: I'm from India.
Kadillack: Yeah, I could tell par your username.
1Indian1: No toi couldn't.
Fox335: Yeah he could, everyone can. *Running around, stabbing everyone with a knife*
8675309: I just got demoted man!
Fox335: I know, I did that to you.
1Indian1: Well no matter what toi do, don't melee me.
Fox335: *Sees...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arc en ciel as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

It was a fine jour for golfing. Otis, and Chip were on the 13th hole.

Chip: *Standing suivant to his golfball, getting ready to hit it*
Otis: Are toi going to hit it yet?
Chip: Give me some time to get ready.
Otis: toi stood there like a statue for 30 minutes already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: It's important to take your time before toi hit the ball off the tee. If toi mess up your first shot, toi mess up the entire game.
Otis: Implying that...
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posted by bluethunder25
As most of toi already know, I've donné plus than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight a dit to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand par my opinion that she was out of line when she a dit that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...
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