My Little Poney Article: My Little Pony: Zombies Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 16 is beginning.

Pinkie Pie: *Runs to the Jugger-nog, and buys one*
arc en ciel Dash: *Plants two claymores in the theater*
Pinkie Pie: *Drinks her Jugger-nog* Yes. He sounds like a sweet little specimen.
Twilight: *Shoots three zombies* I take great preasure in ending you.
arc en ciel Dash: *Shoots four zombies, and tries to buy a gun from the Mystery Box, but she doesn't have enough points* Can't roll the bet if I can't place the dice!!
Twilight: Step aside, and ret somepony with enough money use this. *Spends 950 points on the mystery box*

A teddy ours appeared

Teddy Bear: *Giggling as it starts going up*
Mystery Box: A-hahahahahahaha!! Bye bye!! *Disappears*
Twilight: The teddy ours fuers my nightmares! *Looking at the map, to find out where the mystery box is*
Zombie: *Dies after passing the claymore*
arc en ciel Dash: Those blood sucking gutter slugs are going out Dashie style!
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie Pie style is plus effective. *Shoots the heads off of five zombies*
Twilight: The mystery box is in the arrey.
Pinkie Pie: Follow me! *Runs to the mystery box*
arc en ciel Dash & Twilight: *Following Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of five zombies* Leave me be!!
Twilight: *Shoots two zombies, blowing their heads off* Amazing!
arc en ciel Dash: Perfect, as I would expect from a poney like you.
Twilight: Thank toi for your compriment.
Pinkie Pie: *In the alleyway, and buys the Mystery Box*

A rayon, ray Gun appears

Pinkie Pie: *Swaps the RPK for the rayon, ray Gun* It's a rayon, ray Gun!
arc en ciel Dash: Wanna use the box suivant Twilight?
Twilight: With preasure.
arc en ciel Dash: *Shooting zombies with her HK21*
Twilight: *Spends 950 points on the mystery box*

A teddy ours appeared

Teddy Bear: *Giggling as it starts going up*
Mystery Box: A-hahahahahahaha!! Bye bye!! *Disappears*
Twilight: Again?! What the fuck?! *Looking at the map, to find out where the mystery box is*
Pinkie Pie: That is bad luck my friend. *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: You're not Sweetie Belle! *Lands suivant to the Double Tap machine*
arc en ciel Dash: Let's pass the gate, and go upstairs. *Runs passing a gate, and going upstairs*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Bye bye!
Pinkie Pie: Squishy squishy little bug. *Following arc en ciel Dash*
Twilight: *Following arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Switches to her Commando, and shoots three plus zombies* déplacer it! This ain't cuddle time! *Passes the dead zombies, and runs to the dressing room*
Pinkie Pie: *Pulling Twilight, and running up the aisle in the theater*
Twilight: We are abandoning arc en ciel Dash.
Pinkie Pie: I know that. We're going to let her fight on her own.
Twilight: That isn't right. We are a team.
arc en ciel Dash: *Finds the Mystery Box in the room with the Stakeout, and MP40, but she also finds a lot of zombies following her* Oh come on! Where's my backup?!!? *Running upstairs* Did Pinkie Pie send toi all?! *Shooting the zombies with her Commando*
Pinkie Pie: *Passing the pictures with Twilight, and going downstairs* I bet toi that- *Gets behind arc en ciel Dash, and sees that she is taking down the zombies with no struggle, only now arc en ciel Dash is using her HK21* -rainbow dash, will be dead soon.
Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: I wanna play! *Lands in the dressing room*
Zombies: *Walking away from arc en ciel Dash, and going into the dressing room*
Twilight: *Watching half the zombies die* toi exprode with honor!!
arc en ciel Dash: Well done Twilight, toi saved my back.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of the remaining zombies*

Round 16 is over.

Score

arc en ciel Dash: 1960
Pinkie Pie: 1800
Twilight Sparkle: 2000

Kill count

arc en ciel Dash: 236 (1 revive) (37 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 221 (3 revives) (139 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 117 (11 head shots) (Downed 7 times)

Perks

arc en ciel Dash: Juggernog, mule Kick
Pinkie Pie: Juggernog, Quick Revive
Twilight: None

Round 17 will start in the suivant part

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added by vassilpslover

INB4 CONSPIRACY THEORIES: 4 - New Developments Made

posted by btflash

So a lot ou all of toi recall my theories on starlight glimmer and the CMC

This has almost nothing to do with that.

...

Except it totally does.

In the 100th episode (BTWspoilersaheaddon'tsayIdidn'twarnya)

Lyra and BonBon come to a realization. BonBon is actually a secret agent hiding out in ponyville, and her actual name is "Sweetie Drops."

She a dit that she had to go "deep undercover."

How deep? (inb4 that'swhatshesaid)

In today's conspiracy theory, I propose that the "secret agency" that BonBon was once a part of was a network of spies that was able to change their names, appearances, and even talents...

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haut, retour au début 10 films I loved as a Young Kid

posted by BlondLionEzel

Hello! It's me, Blondlionezel! Today, I'm going to talk about the haut, retour au début 10 films I loved as a young kid. The films don't have to be good, but I have to had like them as a young kid. Now, without further ado, here is my haut, retour au début 10 films I Loved as a Young Kid!

But first, some honorable mentions!

* Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack (Modern Rating: 9.1/10)
* Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers Movie (Modern Rating: 6/10)
* Zilla (Modern Rating: 1/10)
* Scooby Doo and the Cyber-Chase (Modern Rating: 7.5/10)
* Osmosis Jones (Modern Rating 5/10)

#10: requin Boy and Lava Girl (Modern...

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INB4 Conspiracy Theories: 1- The hunt begins

posted by btflash

"y'know, scootaloo has 7 scootering mentions, that makes [the mentions for the CMC's possible cutie marks] 7-5-3. That's a pattern"
-Triq

...yes. It is.

7x5x3 is 105

the first non-decimal number containing 3 digits that includes the number 5

5
episode 5 this season: tanks for the memories
included the 5 stages of grief

tanks for the memories was a fall out boy reference

"fall" "out" "boy"

that band name Is specifically meant to be 3 words

3(yes I know I could have ended it here but hush there's more)

episode 5 this season was between the only 2 cutie mark crusaders episodes this season

and episode 7 was...

aléatoire ponies

added by SkyheartPegasus

Source: derpibooru

On The Block Episode 16 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic arc en ciel as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

Otis was on the last hole with Olson, and Caddy.

Otis: Thanks for playing with me toi guys. Chip called in, and a dit he was sick.
Olson: Hey, no problem Otis.
Caddy: We had a good time.
Otis: Well this ain't over yet. Are toi still enjoying it?
Caddy: Yeah.
Otis: Then watch me sink that ball into the hole. *Puts the ball, and it goes in* It's a shame Chip can't be here. I wonder how he's feeling.
Chip: *Feeling fine as he plays Mafia 2...

BlackGryph0n & Baasik - Fighting Back

added by Seanthehedgehog

Heard about this on deviantart.

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my little poney

My Little Poney

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Trixie's funhouse spoof (mature humor involved).. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are toi sure toi want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want toi in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Scootaloo: (angrily) I KNEW I DIDN'T LIKE SOUND OF THAT LAUGH!!
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe toi should whip me HARDER.
Trixie:...

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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A Christmas Story Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen :D

Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a poulain, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down rue passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile. No matter, Christmas was on it's way. Good old, lovely Christmas.

Later at night.

Band Ponies: *Playing Christmas musique with trombones*

Downtown, everypony was getting prepared...

Kirby's Vinyl Scratch Impression

added by izfankirby

Credit: ShadesofEverfree ; Song 1 is "Dubstep Dushwasher". Song 2 is "Vinylicious".

video

My Little Poney

vinyl scratch

dj-pon3

dubstep

kirby

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arc en ciel as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her bureau in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that toi enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title Screen

Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know toi spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good at...

Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: DeviantArt, Joyreactor

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Anyone Can Write

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hello. I wrote this article for people on this club that like écriture fanfictions, but have the feeling that they don't do good. This article should help toi out, and it might also encourage others to start écriture fanfictions, if they haven't done so.

Again, this is for people on this club that feel like they want to do better, ou just don't like reading/writing fanfictions in general. If toi think you're good at writing, ou do like reading/writing in general, give me some feedback.

There are many important things to have in a fanfiction.

1. A setting.

This is very important. If toi don't...

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What Do toi Think? #5: Fooling with Colts and Fillies (NSFW!)

posted by mariofan14

Well, here we go. My first NSFW article ever. Please don't feel horrified at what toi are about to see here because if I get any negativity, I will not be happy.

Well, let me start on the sûr, sans danger side. There's a lot of things that have signature colts and fillies such as Scootaloo, Pipsqueak, Diamond Tiara, and maybe some age repressed ponies as well. In those things, there's a range of items such as shipping, silliness, seriousness, and maybe some normality. Yes, we like silliness the most, especially when the colt/filly is with an adult pony, but on some occasions, the adult could be shipped...

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Dirty Harry

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog Presents

A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.

Dirty Harry.

It was a wonderful, and sunny jour when a poney with a sniper fusil, carabine was looking at a mare swimming. The poney with the fusil, carabine was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the haut, retour au début of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.

With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.

Half an heure later, a poney was walking. This poney was known as Harry...

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Worst MLP fanfics I ever read, part 2

posted by Canada24

Okay. So my last liste was
Cheerliee's Gardan
Sweet pomme Massicure part 2
Spike's Spike
Muffins
Film and Flam Lost Episode
Raritys dress
Trixies funhouse..

And now..
I have more..

1# Filly Fooling:
Guess what.. Another porn story.
The main six 'try stuff'.
I mean, who thinks of this shit.
Though.. I guess I shouldn't be serprised, it's the same "coopercrisp" who wrote The rose Temptation.
But. It's worse thn Lilly's opposite side.
That Alpha and Omega story I read, back when I wrote for there.
Wish I could say its the WORST alpha and omega sex story I ever read.
How do toi think I even stumbled abarn sex...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 41 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: I apologize for not being on for a long time. Seems like everyone else has been very busy with posting their fanfictions while I was away, so here are the liens to the other parts of this episode

Part 1: link

Part 2: link

Okay, now that that's done, we can continue.

After taking the freight with Orion, Percy had to take another freight train par himself.

Percy: *Slowly enters train yard*
Snowflake: *Turns signal red*
Percy: *Stops at red signal*
Snowflake: *Walks out of signal tower, and to Percy's train* Come on Percy, uncouple your engine, and get it in the siding, hurry up!
Percy: I'm...