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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 13 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Turning on the teleporter*
Applejack: *Getting the core linked to the pad*
Twilight: *Spends 950 points on the Mystery Box, hoping to find something to replace the Stakeout*

A C275 appeared

Twilight: *Replaces the Stakeout with the C275* This is unacceptabre.
Applejack: *Runs past them, getting into the teleporter*
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees a horde of zombies coming towards her* The mystery box can wait. *Runs to the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie Pie: *Puts the film reel she acquired earlier into the projector, then she spends 5,000 points on Pack a coup de poing for her Spas 12* So many gears. Such German ingenuity.

The Spas 12 turned into the Spaz 24

Pinkie Pie: Now this, is the POWER!!!!!!!!!

As the others threw grenades at the zombies, this happened

Twilight: *Constantly trying to buy the Pack A Punch* I require plus funds. I require plus funds. I require plus funds. I require plus funds. I require plus funds. I require plus funds.
Pinkie Pie: Is there an off switch on that princess? *Buys plus grenades*
arc en ciel Dash: Doubt it. *Buys plus grenades*
Applejack: *Buys plus grenades*

The teleported then took them to aléatoire parts of the world

Pinkie Pie: *Finds another film reel in a small room where a big teddy ours with a glowing red eye sits*
Twilight: *In a dentist's office*
Applejack: *In a business room with a film projector, and a model rocket*
arc en ciel Dash: *Back on the Island Of Sodor*

Song (Start it at 0:05): link

arc en ciel Dash: NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!! *Running away*
Thomas: *Chasing arc en ciel Dash with Percy, and Toby*

Stop the song

Back in Kino Der Toten

arc en ciel Dash: IT HAPPENED AGAIN APPLEJACK!! *Hugging Applejack* Hide me....
Applejack: Oh come on Rainbow. It's nothing to worry about. *Shoots five zombies with her Galil* That's what we have to worry about.
arc en ciel Dash: *Shooting six zombies with her HK21* Just look at them all die!! Steerike!!
Pinkie Pie: *Kills three zombies with one shot of her Spaz 24, and picks up a feu Sale*

Song: link

Sweetie Belle: feu Sale.
Pinkie Pie: Flashy lights!! Flashy lights!! *Spends 10 points on the mystery box in the first room*
Applejack: *Goes to the room in the left, and spends 10 points*
Twilight: *In the room to the right, and spends 10 points*
arc en ciel Dash: *Shoots seven zombies as she gets into the theater. She spends 10 points on the mystery box there, but it gives her a bow & arrow* Not taking it. *Shoots eight plus zombies*
Applejack: *Replacing the Galil with a rayon, ray Gun* Hello Ray. Would toi like to have some vodka?
Pinkie Pie: *Replacing the Aug with a RPK* I'll be able to smell the contents from their intestines.
Twilight: *Replaces the C275 with a HS10, but gets downed immediately* THIS IS WITHOUT REASON!!
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the heads off of the zombies, and goes to rescue Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets revived* toi have much honor.

Stop the song

Round 13 is over.

Score

arc en ciel Dash: 3950
Applejack: 1120
Pinkie Pie: 980
Twilight Sparkle: 630

Kill count

arc en ciel Dash: 142 (1 revive) (31 head shots)
Applejack: 79 (4 revives) (15 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 138 (3 revives) (109 head shots) (Downed 1 time)
Twilight Sparkle: 92 (8 head shots) (Downed 7 times)

Round 14 will start in the suivant part
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 25, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Percy and Jeff returned to the yards in time to see Hawkeye arrive in a freight train with Stylo.

Hawkeye: *Stops suivant to Snowflake's tower*
Stylo: Well it looks like Percy and Jeff just got back from fixing track.
Hawkeye: Let's ask them how it went.
Stylo: I'll do that, toi go uncouple these engines from the freight cars.
Hawkeye: I did that last time. toi do it!
Jeff: *Uncouples the engines from the freight cars with his magic*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *Looking at Jeff*
Jeff: Neither of toi wanted to do it,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 10:32 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete, and Hawkeye told their Friends about the auction. Hawkeye also told the other ponies that worked with him.

By the time it was time to go home, Hawkeye stopped in Pete's office.

Hawkeye: How many ponies did toi get to rejoindre the auction with us?
Pete: Seven.
Hawkeye: I talked to everyone else. Metal Gloss, Mirage, and Dan have a few items to put up for auction.
Pete: Okay. The auction takes place on the 17th. Remember, we need to make over ten thousand dollars.

And on the jour the auction took place, it was...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
(Pilot)

WARRNING : I don't mean to offend anyone and everything is only for jokes. No harash feelings.



Welcome to Dan Rants - place filled with my opinion and useless banter!
There will be some offensive stuff and profanity in really small way.
It also include jokes about Canadians. Just kidding Canadians are great.
For first episode I chose something everyone met : community.

Because I dont really consider myself brony anymore doesn't mean I don't take part in community. Let's thru some of basic community members.

The German Brownies - Rare but seen - they l’amour a guy with name Adolf and surname...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia interrogate the poney in the Ferrari they chased. When it was over, they spoke to Captain Jefferson in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So he's not part of the Low Riders.
Julia: No sir. He just zoomed past us over 100, and that's how the chase started.
Tim: He a dit he was heading to a business meeting, but when he saw us chasing him, he tried to lose us on the highway.
Julia: How long is he going to be arrested for?
Captain Jefferson: 8 years. Attempting to kill toi two didn't bring him any justice.

The Low Riders met up across the rue from the train station around 9 O' Clock....
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Sean and arc en ciel Dash stopped their cars outside of the barracks they were going to destroy.

Sean: *Using an MK46, and a Smith & Wesson 500*
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out a Striker Shotgun* Let's do this.
Sean: Okay. There's just one plus thing we need. *Opens the tronc of his car, and grabs a backpack* Time bombs.
Rainbow Dash: toi must have a lot in there.
Sean: Enough to destroy a building three times the size of this one. Let's go. *Walks towards the door. It's locked, so he breaks it down with his machine gun*

Song: link

Sean: *Goes in with arc en ciel Dash*
Nazis: *Coming from the right*
Rainbow...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Diamond: ONE VOTE!?.. Silver Spoon! toi didn't vote for me?!

Silver Spoon: No, I didn't.

Diamond Tiara: But you're my best friend!

Silver Spoon: Am I? 'Cause I tried to help par mentioning your 'surprise' statue, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to speak! toi could have actually won this election if toi just listened to me. toi wanna know how? [whispering] Sorry. I'm not allowed to speak.

Diamond Tiera: (growls and storms off).

AppleBloom: Boy. She seems pretty upset.. We should check on her.

Scootaloo: We don't know that she's upset/. Not to a certainty. All we know for sure, is Diamond lost.

Diamond Tiera: (is heard screaming).

Sweetie Belle: What about now?

Scootaloo: Again, not enough evidence. For all we know, she's being murdered.

Sweetie Belle: (as if this ISN'T a reason a for concern) True enough.

AppleBloom: Yes.. But we should go anyway.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Didont was standing suivant to his train. It was 9:15.

Nazi Pony: Engineer!! Start your engine!
Didont: *Climbs into his engine's cab*
German Ponies: *Covering up the artillery pistolets with tarps*
Didont: *Opens the regulator, and blows the whistle. The train starts moving*

There was wheel spin when the train left, but Didont poured some sand onto the tracks to give his engine plus traction.

The train was travelling at 30 miles an hour, and most of the surroundings were brick houses.

Meanwhile with the Colonel that we haven't seen since part 2, he was montrer up to the yards where his train was getting...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
cul, ass cul, ass Inn

Starring arc en ciel Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the cul, ass cul, ass Inn, everyone was sad. A poney was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a poney for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The poney with Jeff
The pony with Jeff
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley

Jeff drove an inspection chariot, panier on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.

Jeff: So, how long have toi been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What an did toi start working for your railroad?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

And introducing the hedgehogs as the Indians.

Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Master Sword, and Tom were walking down the rue together.

Tom: So, how's everything going?
Master Sword: Not too bad. I got to see somepony drive a '67 Camareo. How about you?
Tom: Things are going fine for me. Except for my life on the computer. I keep getting these advertisements thanks to Spamdex.
Audience: *Small laughter*
Master Sword: What kind of advertisements do they send you?
Tom: Who cares? They're advertisements. They do not belong on the internet. It's not a place for commercials, it's a place for ponies to watch videos, play games, and post self portraits.
Master Sword: toi mean...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic arc en ciel as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

The 4th of July, 1925

Everypony was enjoying the fireworks exploding all around Applewood.

Mason: Ooh, I like that one.
Tobias: I like that one, because it's got all the couleurs of the British flag.
Mason: Uh Toby? That is the British flag.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tobias: Will toi stop calling me Toby? It's Tobias. There are three syllables, not two.
Mason: Whatever. *Sees an orange firework* That's nice....
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