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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

arc en ciel Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new Friends coming to rejoindre the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* toi see what happens when toi touch Applejack?
arc en ciel Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the teleporter*
Zombie: *Dies from the electricity*

They were teleported into the film room, where the camera played the movie for the ponies to see in the theater.

The four of them saw a bag where they could buy plus grenades, so they used all four of their grenades on the zombies, and bought more. Just then, the teleporter started to bring them back to where they were in the first round.

arc en ciel Dash: *Shoots the heads off of three zombies* You're buried for good now!
Applejack: *Shoots two zombies* Die toi filthy creature.
Pinkie Pie: Excellent shooting Applejack. Perhaps aim at Dashie suivant time. *Shooting plus zombies with her MP40. Their heads get shot off* Oh, it smells so wunderbar!!
Twilight: *Shooting plus zombies as she goes up the stairs*
arc en ciel Dash: There's too many of them. Let's follow Twilight. *Follows Twilight*
Twilight: *Looking at the picture of arc en ciel Dash* A picture, of the ugry pegasus.
arc en ciel Dash: *Passing Twilight* Come on Twilight, the zombies are coming!!
Applejack: *Running with Pinkie Pie, letting her pass, as she turns on an electric trap* That oughta protect our worthless princess. *Runs off*
Twilight: *Looking at the picture of the poney covered entirely in black* Ha, maybe what once was, is no more, but sharr be again. *Moves onto Applejack's picture* She's so drunk, that I can smerr her breath, through this portrait. *Moves onto Pinkie Pie's picture* Honor to the doctor... What am I saying? Pinkie's no doctor.

Meanwhile

Pinkie Pie: *Still running with Applejack, and arc en ciel Dash as she shoots the head off of a zombie* The doctor says, DIE!!!!!
Applejack: When did she become a doctor?
arc en ciel Dash: *Shrugs, and shoots two zombies*
Twilight: *Looks at a picture of herself* This is a picture of a great warrior!

The trap behind her turned off, and two zombies appeared.

Twilight: *Shoots the heads off of both zombies. One of them drops a hammer, so she picks it up*
Sweetie Belle: Carpenter.

Every barrier was being repaired.

Twilight: That wirr hord them out for a while.

Round 7 is over.

Score

arc en ciel Dash: 1650
Applejack: 1550
Pinkie Pie: 2080
Twilight Sparkle: 1160

Kill count

arc en ciel Dash: 69 (8 head shots)
Applejack: 51 (2 revives) (4 head shots)
Pinkie Pie: 51 (2 revives) (41 head shots)
Twilight Sparkle: 45 (5 head shots) (Downed 4 times)

Round 8 will start in the suivant part
posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. toi have to get to L.A, and montrer everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
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Twilight: toi know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I l’amour toi all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He a dit he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't toi think toi had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell toi how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are toi a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* toi okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped par the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded par other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell toi the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong jour mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did toi hear in the office when toi tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but toi changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, toi caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, toi know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time toi even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got toi that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? toi seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the poney visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to rendez-vous amoureux, date her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be Friends with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* toi tell her what toi think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, toi already a dit that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minutes later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their suivant assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* toi cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger a dit he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He a dit toi were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with toi now, but if toi keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have toi fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, ou chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motos on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle suivant to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular jour at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten minutes of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing plus tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: toi wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask toi a question. What do toi know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are toi asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another poney riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* arc en ciel Dash a dit there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious jour for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little poney version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to chercher for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars toi could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when arc en ciel Dash, and her Friends found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond chiens arrived, they a volé, étole the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the plage with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and toi licornes can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever a volé, étole our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what toi wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, ou a horn....
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SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H salut Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk ou something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear cidre fort, applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I l’amour toi Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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