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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked par those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but salut I won't give toi any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so toi can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are toi helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel toi will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - montrer yourself and stop using radio toi are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still haut, retour au début wanted and I don't want to montrer myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy Suits – Avocats sur Mesure ammo and orther things toi need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. toi will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where toi want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief toi in. toi are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of or recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of toi will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main voûte and get inside, in voûte explode the titanium voûte and get the gold, anything else toi are getting for yourself if toi want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone déplacer ou we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them toi can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
poney - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 minutes later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your cul, ass speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, toi and toi with kid go with me *goes to voûte hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters voûte and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told toi small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the van come on!
FI - Nice toi go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, Google images
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr
added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: me
posted by AngelicWaffle
DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? toi here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...
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posted by applejackrocks
The suivant morning In Canterlot at the hotel......

AJ: *wakes up* *yawn* good morning AJ!!
Pinkie: *wakes up* AHHHHHH!!!!
AJ: Whats wrong?
Pinkie: AJ!!
AJ: Yea?
Pinkie: *giggles* nothing....
AJ: please! tell me!
Pinkie: I just had the funniest dream
AJ: what happened?
Pinkie: toi promise not to tell?
AJ: traverser, croix my heart, hope to fly, stick a petit gâteau, cupcake in my eye!!!
Pinkie: okay then...I dreamed that Applebloom was the element of kindness, that Sweetie cloche, bell was the element of genorasity, Scoot was the element of loyalty, and Princess Luna represented the element of magic. Hehe pretty funny eh?

AJ: No.....it aint...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
Friendship is Magic, Part 1
Friendship is Magic, Part 2
The Ticket Master
Applebuck Season
Griffon the Brush Off
Boast Busters
Dragonshy
Look Before toi Sleep
bride, patte d’oie Gossip
Swarm of the Century
Winter emballage, wrap Up
Call of the Cutie
Fall Weather Friends
Suited for Success
Feeling Pinkie Keen
Sonic Rainboom
Stare Master
The montrer Stoppers
A Dog and poney Show
Green Isn't Your Color
Over a Barrel
A Bird in the Hoof
The Cutie Mark Chronicles
Owl's Well That Ends Well
Party of One
The Best Night Ever
added by karinabrony
Source: Me
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by ChevalNoir
added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Joel - *drinks drink while watching sunset from his penthouse*


-Everything was chill they were thinking. So did I.-


Mare - Phone Hun. *view him phone*
Joel - Yup?
Dimitri - Look outside old friend.
Joel - *notices SWAT* what the. Dimitri it's toi right what is happening!
Dimitri - Don't act dumb. BlackNET got Leaked. We has a rat inside all along. Run away.
Joel - I have kids and wife!
Dimitri - We got them in Van. Jake is waiting at safehouse. Same location.

-some time later-

Joel - *opens vault* Alright. *takes shit and wears it*


-Well. I rather think that this is plus normal than chill life-

Joel -...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
This was a mistake. 4th place: 10:46 3rd place: 14:58 2nd place: 29:29 1st place: 37:49
video
my little poney
friendship is magic
the seconde opinion
channel frederator
the 2nd opinion
twilight sparkle
arc en ciel dash
pinkie pie
fluttershy
cidre fort, applejack
rarity
spike
luna
discord
starlight glimmer
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: (facebook, joyreactor)
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
I need to work practise my novel like writing..
So this story won't be written as a script like the other episodes are written as..


The story begins with when Rarity shows Trenderhoof around Ponyville, specifically spots that will serve as venues for the Ponyville Days festival events, and Trenderhoof is moderately impressed. However, he seems particularly taken with Sweet pomme Acres, especially cidre fort, applejack the moment he sees her. The travel writer becomes instantly smitten with the farm-pony and calls her the poney of his dreams, devastating Rarity, and she ended up leaving.

PROBABLY THE suivant DAY....
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posted by Canada24
Unlike my original plan. This actually going to be divisé, split into 3 ou 4 halfs..
......................................................................................................


Rainbow Dash, having her new makeover a success, waited for Spike up on a cloud. Suddenly she was approached par Derpy.
Derpy: Oh. There toi are.
Rainbow: Hello Derpy.
Derpy: Soooo.. Is it true?
Rainbow: Is what true?
Derpy: Rumors say your trying to get Spike to fall in l’amour with you, simply to prove your not a lesbian.
Rainbow: Yeah. So?
Derpy: Isn't that rather mean of you?
Rainbow: Derpy. Please. When have I EVER been...
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