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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked par those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but salut I won't give toi any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so toi can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are toi helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel toi will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - montrer yourself and stop using radio toi are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still haut, retour au début wanted and I don't want to montrer myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy Suits – Avocats sur Mesure ammo and orther things toi need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. toi will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where toi want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief toi in. toi are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of or recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of toi will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main voûte and get inside, in voûte explode the titanium voûte and get the gold, anything else toi are getting for yourself if toi want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone déplacer ou we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them toi can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
poney - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 minutes later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your cul, ass speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, toi and toi with kid go with me *goes to voûte hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters voûte and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told toi small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the van come on!
FI - Nice toi go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



T.B.C
 Pintail behind armoured car
Pintail behind armoured car
As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window. 
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin. 
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane poney in the seconde story to take out his heavy machine gun and open feu at the armored car. 
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to déplacer the tourelle and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action fusil, carabine and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun par a few feet. 
Discord chuckled. "With Celestia out of the way, I can finally claim what's rightfully mine." He stood in the center of what used to be Ponyville and admired his handiwork. He chuckled evilly. "Aw, all this beautiful chaos." He made a glass magically appear, grabbed a chocolat rain cloud, squeezed it, and chocolat lait came into the glass. As he threw the nuage to the ground, he took a sip from the glass.

-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. toi need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord ou else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 35

The Sherman On Sherman Hill

February 1, 1954

Although it was 34 degrees farenheit, the sun was shining in Cheyenne, and the sky was clear from clouds.

Hawkeye: *Playing poker with Stylo* Alright, I'll put in three dollars.
Stylo: *Puts in three...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
posted by KendiKens
Glitter:Grandpa,can toi tell me your stories?
Captain Moon Glade:Well,my little one,I will tell toi my real life story.......
Sailor nr.1:Captain,a ship is coming near us.It's full of weapons!
Captain:Shoot them!
Sailor:But....
Captain:Shoot!
Sailor:Okay!Everypony,get your weapons.This is going to be a hard fight.
Captain:*gets weapon*Today,we may die,but we will die with glory.Now,who is with me?
All:We are.
Captain:I don't hear you!
All:We are!*claps*
Captain:Lets go!!
Then,the war started.My little one,I was saved par a Rebelle sailor.He was my best friend.
Glitter:But,what happened to him?
Moon Glade:Oh,no,no,no,no,no,no!He...
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Reuses Saten's speech from SEASON 2, for when Saten explains his own childhood..

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Saten: (confused) Mother!?.. I.. You.. How can?.. (shouts) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?

Maddy: Trixie Lulamoon was doing an performance at the town I was staying it.. She's certainly grown into an attractive young woman hadn't she?

Saten: Well... Yes, but what dose tha-

Maddy: I went to talk to her, asked if she remembered me.. Long story short she did.. But she wasn't too thrilled it.

Saten: D -Did toi hurt her!?

Maddy: What kind of question is that?

Saten:...
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added by windwakerguy43
added by wae2131
Source: witness files
posted by Canada24
Since the stories were so popular.. I'm trying to make sequel to THE STORY OF DITTO:

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Ganger looked up as he was laying down, but the room was pitch black and all he sawglowing the figures, glowing eyes.

"Who are you!?" Ganger asked.

"It dosen't matter who I am. What matters is that nobody can find you, my friend" the voice said, evily.

"WHEN I GET OF THIS YOUR GOI-

"Afraid your not going anywhere darling" a dit a newer voice, female this time, and the shadowy figure seemed the size of Celestia, maybe even bigger. And like the other figure,...
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
cul, ass cul, ass Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring arc en ciel Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic arc en ciel as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Idea for this skit par Purrloinedlove.

Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.

Mercury: I've been looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in lit together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by StarWarsFan7
added by Tawnyjay
added by alinah_09