My Little Poney Article: Gran Turismo Episode 7 Part 4

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Julia, and Tim started their patrol for the day. When on Monday Avenue, they saw something they wished they hadn't.

Stallion 55: *Standing par his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 55: *Gets into his El Camino, and drives away*

Song: link

Julia: *Turns around, and starts chasing the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Passes the feu house, and hospital*
Julia: *Watching the suspect as she gets closer to him*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24, blue El Camino, northbound, Byer Lane, speeding.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Toby: GT12, we're turning off the freeway from exit 5.
Stallion 55: *Honks the horn on his car twice*

His horn was Snoop Dog saying Smoke Weed Everyday.

Red: *Gets in front of the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Turns around*
Julia: *Slides her car counter clockwise to block the road*
Stallion 55: *Turns left, going on the grass, and onto another road*
Julia & Red: *Chasing the suspect*
Tim: 24, and 12, passing feu Station 77, heading North East.
Stallion 55: *Passes an auto shop, then turns left onto another road, passing a feu station, and a railroad crossing*
Dispatch: Where is your suspect heading now?
Tim: He just took a right onto Malpaso Avenue.
Julia: If the deer stop him, that'll be the only time I'll be happy about deer crossing this road.
Stallion 55: *Sees a deer run across the road, and spins out of control. His car stops in the middle of the road*
Julia & Red: *Trapping the front, and back of the El Camino*

Stop the song

Tim: *Gets out of the car, and pulls the Stallion out* Why'd toi run?
Stallion 55: Isn't it obvious? I wasn't gonna let toi arrest me for selling chips, and soda at an unfair price.
Tim: Well guess what? We weren't going to arrest you. We were just going to give toi a citation. toi could have stayed there, and handled it like a stallion, but toi decided to run away instead. *Walks him to Red's car, and opens the back door* Get in there.
Stallion 55: *Gets in*
Tim: *Closes the door*
Red: *Drives away*
Tim: Okay Julia, what do toi say we- *Turns around, and see three deer blocking his path to the door* How am I gonna get in now?
Julia: Oh come on toi stupid deer!

The deer were now surrounding Julia inside the car.

Tim: What the hell?
Julia: *Annoyed* Get out of here!! *Sounds the siren*
Deer: *Running away*
Tim: *Gets into the car*
Julia: *Drives away* With that out of the way, how was your time with Brielle?
Tim: It was good. We watched some TV, and played a board game.
Julia: What game?
Tim: Chutes and ladders.
Julia: Isn't that a kid's game?
Tim: We still had fun, plus, since she can't hear, ou speak, there's not much that she can do.

2 B Continued

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haut, retour au début six worst shippings

posted by Canada24

#6: Kate X Garth:
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.

#5: Twilight X Trixie:
Windwaker pretty much nailed this one, so, I have no comments..

#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(

#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own sister.
Anyone who read Lilly's opposite...

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CHiPs Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At the warehouse, Gordon returned.

Master Sword: *Opens a big door for Gordon's car to get into the warehouse*
Gordon: *Stops his car inside the warehouse* Don't tell me Mike never made it back here with the pick up truck.
Master Sword: *Closes door* I don't think he did.
Gordon: Well, he never did have common sense. Unlike the suivant poney we're going to use for getting that Volkswagen. Dexter!
Dexter: *Arrives* What do toi want boss?
Gordon: We need toi to steal the Volkswagen
Dexter: The rally car?
Gordon: Yes. Now as we all know, the rally car is coming here from Ponyville for a race. The driver...

CHiPs Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Under highway 59, Jon was still with Jesse. He moved Jesse into one of the passenger seats, and drove the Suburban onto the side of the road. He did the same thing with his motorcycle.

Jesse: *Waking up*
Jon: toi feel alright? Can toi drive?
Jesse: Yeah, but the left front wheel on my car is messed up. I need to get it repaired. Was I asleep?
Jon: toi were knocked out from a car crash. Call for a tow truck, and I'll stay here with toi until it arrives.
Jesse: Thanks Jon. *Gets on the radio* Canterlot 7-Ian, no longer unconscious, but my Suburban's left wheel is jammed. I need a tow truck.
Dispatch:...

CHiPs Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Harlan Arliss. The mechanic for the Canterlot Highway Patrol

Gordon, and Master Sword were back in the purple GTO. They were driving down the Coltis freeway.

Gordon: *Sees a poney in a red sedan tailgating him*
Red Sedan Pony: *Honking the horn*
Gordon: Hehehe. He doesn't know what he's in for. *Lowers the bottom of his car*
Red Sedan Pony: *Getting hit par sparks. He moves to the right to get away from them, but crashes into a Camaro*
Camaro Pony: *Goes down an embankment*
Gordon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Master Sword: Forgive me Gordon, but aren't we supposed to do this only when the others are stealing those cars?
Gordon: Tom's stealing the Viper, remember?...

On The Block Episode 18 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In part two of this fanfic Nocturnal Mirage, Sean, Tom, Master Sword, Mortomis, Annie, and Heartsong were playing Gran Turismo 6. They were all at Sean's house.

The race was going good so far. Heartsong was in the lead with her BMW M4 safety car.

Sean: toi know it's not really a safety car if toi keep crashing into us.
Audience: *Laughing*
Heartsong: I have to win, that's the whole point of this game.
Mortomis: But toi don't need to crash into us. toi f**ked up my Cadillac for no reason.
Heartsong: *Looks at Mortomis' car which has a big dent at the back* What are toi talking about? Your car...

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WHAT'S YOUR TAKE (Canada24's version)..

posted by Canada24

Nick isn't the only one who reviews stories on Fanpop.
And I decided to take the oppunity to review a bad story of THE PURGE, and I think I found one.

It's called THE DEVIL'S WATER:

It's about the villain of the first movie, "polite stranger" who never identified to have a real name, but the writer called his rel name, Adam Harmon.
I gotta admit, it kinda fits him..

Anyway.
There's only one character so far.
But it appears to be a l’amour story.

Of coarse, this is pretty hard considering there's 3 things about him..

1: He and his purge gang are responsible for the deaths of many many innocent people, and...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 89 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 23, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:52 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete was holding a meeting in the train yard. Everyone was there, even Nikki, and Meadow, because they arrived in a train delivering fuel to the Union Pacific.

Pete: Alright. I know our fuel supply has been very low, but today, that's all going to change. The Southern Pacific has sent a train over to us, that has *Counts the cars on Nikki's train* Fifteen? *Whispers to Nikki* I thought toi a dit there would be twenty five tank cars carrying fuel on your train.
Nikki: Sorry, but we're short on fuel as well....

haut, retour au début 4 WORST moments in Friendship is Magic

posted by Canada24

#4: MISTREATMENT OF TRIXIE:
This isn't like last time, were the ONLY reason I am sticking up for Trixie, is because she's just so adorable to look at.
No, no, this time I am NOT denying that Trixie was quite annoying.
That she was stubborn and over confident in herself.
And that she lied to an entire town, just for the attention.
And she did indeed deserve to be punished for her lies and rudeness.
But come on..
Did she really deserve to be shunned and mocked par all of Equestria, and lose her job as a magician and work as a rock farmer..

#3: MISTREATMENT OF IRON WILL:
Most fans label Iron Will as a...

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Home- Oneshot 2/2

posted by alinah_09

____________________________
"Miss Shade!"

A voice called out to me from behind,sound of hoofsteps with it,coming closer. I turned around to see who it is and saw orange hair and émeraude green eyes...directly in front of my face.

"Wahhh!" I stumbled backwards. The figure in front of me laughed and immediately held out her hoof,I pouted and proceeded to grab the offered hoof-but in that instance,a flash came over me and suddenly the poney offering her hoof out to me became non other than my best friend...Tropic. I widened my eyes and at that moment I could feel tears gloss my eyes,still staring...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2... PART 3

posted by Canada24

LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

The main six were gathered at a table.

Pinkie: (saddened) I can't believe it.. Saten just left like that..

Twilight: Oh, he'll be back.. He's just trying to impress that Starlight, girl..

AJ: Ah don't know Twilight. Ah think this may be plus serious than ya realize.. Ah mean.. Deep down. Saten is a very depressed person.. And having the change to lose the cutie mark he never wanted in the first place.. This is a big opportunity for him.

Twilight: Relax, it'll be fi-

Rarity: (gasps) What in the name of Equestria is that?!

Shopkeeper: Welcome! Care to sample some local fashion?...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2.. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have toi here.

Rainbow Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, arc en ciel Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) toi can call me "anything toi want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but toi could call me "anything toi want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 87 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 16, 1959
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 6:50 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki, and Meadow were having breakfast.

Nikki: Drink some coffee.
Meadow: No thank you.
Nikki: toi should have some to keep toi awake.
Meadow: I don't need it.
Nikki: toi stayed up really late last night doing that drag racing bullshit. toi need to drink coffee.
Meadow: *Walks away*
Nikki: Where are toi going?
Meadow: Work.
Nikki: We have ten minutes until it starts!
Meadow: I don't care.

Nikki was concerned for Meadow. She never acted like this before. Later that day, Meadow was in Cheyenne, and Nikki was driving...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2 ... PART 2

posted by Canada24

LATER THAT DAY:
Saten: (groans) Ohh.. My head still hurts.
AppleJack: Well, that's what ya get for drinking five whole wine bottles at once.
Saten: (groans) Yeah, yeah..

Rainbow Dash: ''This'' is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary poney folk.
Twilight: Saten? Your from Fillydefia? Any idea what this town is called?
Satan: That's just it.. I never seen this place before. Witch is weird..
Twilight: Hmmm... That "is" weird.
Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.
Satan: (groans) of coarse toi do..
Pinkie Pie: I don't...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 86 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chimney Sweep

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

arc en ciel Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was plus like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To arc en ciel Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and arc en ciel Dash found my scooter. It was stolen par some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

Rainbow Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
Rainbow Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
Rainbow Dash: Go accueil Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo:...

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Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the rue from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell toi something.
Jeff: toi look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if toi don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill toi two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...

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Don't Eat cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... toi know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of poney would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're arc en ciel Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of arc en ciel Dash, do toi remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes....