Pinkie Pie was with Twilight Sparkle standing in front of Carousel Botique.
Twilight: It's a shame that happened to arc en ciel Dash.
Pinkie Pie: Now who's going to do her job?
Celestia: *Falls down from the sky*
Song: link
Twilight: *Nervous* Uh,, hi Princess?
Celestia: *Drunk* Hello Twilight!!! *Looks at her mane* it's moving par itself, that's creepy!
Pinkie Pie: Celestia, did toi get intoxicated again?
Celestia: What? Pinkie shame on you. *Moves vers l'avant, vers l’avant without moving a single part of her body* Whoa! *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, over here Princess.
Celestia: *Turns around* Of course toi are. Okay, I need someone to take over for... Who's that arc en ciel pegasus?
Pinkie Pie: arc en ciel Dash.
Celestia: Oh right. I need someone to take over for her while she's getting treated.
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Can I do it?!
Twilight: But toi don't have any wings. Princess Celestia, toi should choose me since I'm smarter. Pinkie only knows how to make cupcakes.
Pinkie Pie: Nuh-uh. I know how to do plenty of things.
Smoky Joe: *Standing nearby, talking in the voice of Microsoft Sam* Did I hear that one of toi are going to take over for arc en ciel Dash until she comes back?
Celestia: *Nods* I just need to choose one pony.
Smoky Joe: I am the logical choice. Unlike Pinkie Pie, I have wings, and unlike Twilight, I have plus experience.
Celestia: Hmm, this is a tough decision.
Pinkie Pie: Please pick me Celestia!
Twilight: No, pick me.
Celestia: *Her eyes get bigger, then smaller as she tries to pick someone to take over for arc en ciel Dash*
Smoky Joe: I am the logical choice. Logical choice.
Pinkie Pie: ME!!
Twilight: Me!
Smoky Joe: Logical choice.
Celestia: Mmmmh, okay. We'll settle this the old fashioned way. *Takes a deep breath* Eenie meanie meiny moe. Pinkie, Twilight, Smoky Joe. My mother told me to pick the very best one, and......... ah forget it, toi can do it Pinkie.
Song: link
Pinkie Pie: Yay!!
Twilight: *Uses her magic to give Pinkie Pie wings* You'll need these.
Pinkie Pie: Alright! *Flies into the sky, and starts clearing clouds*
Pinkie Pie was enjoying it.
Smoky Joe: Oh come on. I was the logical choice. I am severly displeased with these récent events.
Stop the song
Oddjob: *Passing the hospital with arc en ciel Dash in his wagon*
arc en ciel Dash: Hey, toi just passed the hospital.
Oddjob: Oh sorry arc en ciel Dash. That hospital is being renovated. We're going to a new hospital called Happy Land.
arc en ciel Dash: Happy land, huh? It's got a nice ring to it.
Song (Set the speed to 1.25): link
There were several patients in Happy Land. They were all mares. Happy Land had grey, and yellow walls all over the place.
Oddjob: *Puts arc en ciel Dash on a couch, and is leaving*
arc en ciel Dash: Hey, where are toi going?
Oddjob: Home. toi wouldn't expect me to stick around here, would you? I'd rather pull my own teeth out. *Leaves*
arc en ciel Dash: Great, now I'm all alone.
A light grey stallion arrived. His name was Amtrak
Amtrak: Not for long.
arc en ciel Dash: *Gets startled* Ah! A stallion with a New York accent!
Amtrak: Oh don't worry. I can assure toi I'm the nicest stallion in all of Equestria. Welcome to Happy Land my blue friend. I hope toi have a very nice time here.
arc en ciel Dash: So, when do I get out of here?
Amtrak: When you're healed.
arc en ciel Dash: When will that happen?
Amtrak: Soon enough.
arc en ciel Dash: What's that supposed to mean?
Amtrak: toi ask too many questions. I got just the-
A crashing noise was heard not far away.
Amtrak: Eh, hold that thought. *Goes away*
arc en ciel Dash: What was that noise?
Amtrak: That's none of your business.
A grey mare walked up to arc en ciel Dash, limping in the process.
Grey Mare: toi must be arc en ciel Dash. I heard about toi in the news.
arc en ciel Dash: And who are you?
Grey Mare: I'm Jane, and this is a prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arc en ciel Dash: What are toi talking about? This is a hospital. I'll admit I am scared, but-
Grey Mare: This isn't a hospital! It's a prison! They heal us, true, but then we get sold to stallions as slaves, and then we get killed!!
arc en ciel Dash: Uh, you're clowning around. Right?
Grey Mare: Nope.
arc en ciel Dash: Darn it.
Grey Mare: toi can't trust that grey stallion, Amtrak!
arc en ciel Dash: He seems friendly enough.
Grey Mare: Oh sure, but sure enough, he'll montrer toi that he's evil!!!
arc en ciel Dash: I don't know.
Grey Mare: I do! Amtrak is not to be trusted!
Filly: *Hears hoofsteps on a flight of nearby stairs* He's coming back!
Grey Mare: I better get back to my seat, otherwise, execution!! *Walks back to where she was previously sitting*
arc en ciel Dash: Okay, whatever.
Amtrak: *Shouting up the stairs while pulling a chariot, panier of cupcakes* Don't ever let me catch toi doing that again. *Mumbles as he continues walking* God I hate mares. *Gets to arc en ciel Dash* salut my blue amigo. How are toi feeling?
arc en ciel Dash: Fine I guess. Are those cupcakes toi have?
Amtrak: Oh yeah. These will help toi feel better. Eat up. *Leaves the chariot, panier in front of arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: These look delicious. Thanks Amtrak.
Amtrak: Quite so, quite so- wait a minute. Were toi talking to someone? How do toi know my name?!
arc en ciel Dash: Uh, lucky guess?
Amtrak: Oh yes. Very lucky. *Walks away*
arc en ciel Dash: *Eating the cupcakes* These are good. *Feeling drowsy* Whoa. I feel weird. *Sees the room spinning around her* This is awesome! *Having a vision of aléatoire things in Ponyville* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! *Laughing*
British Mare: Hey, what's up with the new pony?
Australian Mare: She's been donné those cupcakes with the vodka baked inside of it.
British Mare: Oh, poor pony.
arc en ciel Dash: *Laughing* Look at my legs! *Passes out, and sleeps on the couch*
2 B Continued
Twilight: It's a shame that happened to arc en ciel Dash.
Pinkie Pie: Now who's going to do her job?
Celestia: *Falls down from the sky*
Song: link
Twilight: *Nervous* Uh,, hi Princess?
Celestia: *Drunk* Hello Twilight!!! *Looks at her mane* it's moving par itself, that's creepy!
Pinkie Pie: Celestia, did toi get intoxicated again?
Celestia: What? Pinkie shame on you. *Moves vers l'avant, vers l’avant without moving a single part of her body* Whoa! *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, over here Princess.
Celestia: *Turns around* Of course toi are. Okay, I need someone to take over for... Who's that arc en ciel pegasus?
Pinkie Pie: arc en ciel Dash.
Celestia: Oh right. I need someone to take over for her while she's getting treated.
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Can I do it?!
Twilight: But toi don't have any wings. Princess Celestia, toi should choose me since I'm smarter. Pinkie only knows how to make cupcakes.
Pinkie Pie: Nuh-uh. I know how to do plenty of things.
Smoky Joe: *Standing nearby, talking in the voice of Microsoft Sam* Did I hear that one of toi are going to take over for arc en ciel Dash until she comes back?
Celestia: *Nods* I just need to choose one pony.
Smoky Joe: I am the logical choice. Unlike Pinkie Pie, I have wings, and unlike Twilight, I have plus experience.
Celestia: Hmm, this is a tough decision.
Pinkie Pie: Please pick me Celestia!
Twilight: No, pick me.
Celestia: *Her eyes get bigger, then smaller as she tries to pick someone to take over for arc en ciel Dash*
Smoky Joe: I am the logical choice. Logical choice.
Pinkie Pie: ME!!
Twilight: Me!
Smoky Joe: Logical choice.
Celestia: Mmmmh, okay. We'll settle this the old fashioned way. *Takes a deep breath* Eenie meanie meiny moe. Pinkie, Twilight, Smoky Joe. My mother told me to pick the very best one, and......... ah forget it, toi can do it Pinkie.
Song: link
Pinkie Pie: Yay!!
Twilight: *Uses her magic to give Pinkie Pie wings* You'll need these.
Pinkie Pie: Alright! *Flies into the sky, and starts clearing clouds*
Pinkie Pie was enjoying it.
Smoky Joe: Oh come on. I was the logical choice. I am severly displeased with these récent events.
Stop the song
Oddjob: *Passing the hospital with arc en ciel Dash in his wagon*
arc en ciel Dash: Hey, toi just passed the hospital.
Oddjob: Oh sorry arc en ciel Dash. That hospital is being renovated. We're going to a new hospital called Happy Land.
arc en ciel Dash: Happy land, huh? It's got a nice ring to it.
Song (Set the speed to 1.25): link
There were several patients in Happy Land. They were all mares. Happy Land had grey, and yellow walls all over the place.
Oddjob: *Puts arc en ciel Dash on a couch, and is leaving*
arc en ciel Dash: Hey, where are toi going?
Oddjob: Home. toi wouldn't expect me to stick around here, would you? I'd rather pull my own teeth out. *Leaves*
arc en ciel Dash: Great, now I'm all alone.
A light grey stallion arrived. His name was Amtrak
Amtrak: Not for long.
arc en ciel Dash: *Gets startled* Ah! A stallion with a New York accent!
Amtrak: Oh don't worry. I can assure toi I'm the nicest stallion in all of Equestria. Welcome to Happy Land my blue friend. I hope toi have a very nice time here.
arc en ciel Dash: So, when do I get out of here?
Amtrak: When you're healed.
arc en ciel Dash: When will that happen?
Amtrak: Soon enough.
arc en ciel Dash: What's that supposed to mean?
Amtrak: toi ask too many questions. I got just the-
A crashing noise was heard not far away.
Amtrak: Eh, hold that thought. *Goes away*
arc en ciel Dash: What was that noise?
Amtrak: That's none of your business.
A grey mare walked up to arc en ciel Dash, limping in the process.
Grey Mare: toi must be arc en ciel Dash. I heard about toi in the news.
arc en ciel Dash: And who are you?
Grey Mare: I'm Jane, and this is a prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arc en ciel Dash: What are toi talking about? This is a hospital. I'll admit I am scared, but-
Grey Mare: This isn't a hospital! It's a prison! They heal us, true, but then we get sold to stallions as slaves, and then we get killed!!
arc en ciel Dash: Uh, you're clowning around. Right?
Grey Mare: Nope.
arc en ciel Dash: Darn it.
Grey Mare: toi can't trust that grey stallion, Amtrak!
arc en ciel Dash: He seems friendly enough.
Grey Mare: Oh sure, but sure enough, he'll montrer toi that he's evil!!!
arc en ciel Dash: I don't know.
Grey Mare: I do! Amtrak is not to be trusted!
Filly: *Hears hoofsteps on a flight of nearby stairs* He's coming back!
Grey Mare: I better get back to my seat, otherwise, execution!! *Walks back to where she was previously sitting*
arc en ciel Dash: Okay, whatever.
Amtrak: *Shouting up the stairs while pulling a chariot, panier of cupcakes* Don't ever let me catch toi doing that again. *Mumbles as he continues walking* God I hate mares. *Gets to arc en ciel Dash* salut my blue amigo. How are toi feeling?
arc en ciel Dash: Fine I guess. Are those cupcakes toi have?
Amtrak: Oh yeah. These will help toi feel better. Eat up. *Leaves the chariot, panier in front of arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: These look delicious. Thanks Amtrak.
Amtrak: Quite so, quite so- wait a minute. Were toi talking to someone? How do toi know my name?!
arc en ciel Dash: Uh, lucky guess?
Amtrak: Oh yes. Very lucky. *Walks away*
arc en ciel Dash: *Eating the cupcakes* These are good. *Feeling drowsy* Whoa. I feel weird. *Sees the room spinning around her* This is awesome! *Having a vision of aléatoire things in Ponyville* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! *Laughing*
British Mare: Hey, what's up with the new pony?
Australian Mare: She's been donné those cupcakes with the vodka baked inside of it.
British Mare: Oh, poor pony.
arc en ciel Dash: *Laughing* Look at my legs! *Passes out, and sleeps on the couch*
2 B Continued
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Theme Song Lyrics~
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until toi all shared it's magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
toi have My Little Ponies
Do toi know you're all my very best friends?
Ponies who sang in this song:
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
arc en ciel Dash
Rarity
Applejack
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh..
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
My Little Pony
Until toi all shared it's magic with me
Big adventure
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
toi have My Little Ponies
Do toi know you're all my very best friends?
Ponies who sang in this song:
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Twilight Sparkle
arc en ciel Dash
Rarity
Applejack