Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have toi here.
arc en ciel Dash: [groans]
Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, arc en ciel Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..
Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) toi can call me "anything toi want"
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but toi could call me "anything toi want.
Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.
Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.
Starlight Glimmer: So! How did toi hear of our little village?
Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.
Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!
Starlight Glimmer: Well, however toi found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.
Applejack: Say what?
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, toi see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.
Saten: Anything run par toi is good enough for me..
Starlight Glimmer: (ignores him)
Twilight: Is that why toi all have those cutie marks?
Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave toi a tour of the village!
[marching drum cadence]
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town We're always filled with cheer We never have to look around To know that we're all here
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait To find out that our destiny Is just to emulate
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town Our cutie marks the same Because we do not separate Ourselves par plus than name.
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) toi see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.
Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town We work as a team toi can't have a nightmare If toi never dream.
Saten: (speaking normally to the main six) Is anyone else creeped out par that dream line?
Main six: Shhhh
Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue Do toi ever wonder why? When toi think your talent's special toi don't see eye-to-eye There's just too many differences That lead to disarray But when toi learn to act as one It's like a holiday.
Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town We don't complicate When toi learn to simplify Life is oh, so great rejoindre in our utopia Come out of the dark Banded par equality par our cutie mark!
arc en ciel Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-
Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!
Twilight: Okay, now your just getting desperate aren't you..
Saten: No.. I'm serious... I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell toi that..
arc en ciel Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is she for real?
Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the WRONG cutie mark!
Rarity: But Saten.. toi can't ju-
Saten: What do toi care? toi never liked me anyway.. Neither have toi Twilight.
Twilight: When have we EVER shown hatred to you?.. (various cutaways of Twilight And Rarity openly expressing their hatred of Saten. Most times, to his own face)..
Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.
arc en ciel Dash: [groans]
Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, arc en ciel Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..
Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) toi can call me "anything toi want"
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but toi could call me "anything toi want.
Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.
Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.
Starlight Glimmer: So! How did toi hear of our little village?
Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.
Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!
Starlight Glimmer: Well, however toi found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.
Applejack: Say what?
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, toi see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.
Saten: Anything run par toi is good enough for me..
Starlight Glimmer: (ignores him)
Twilight: Is that why toi all have those cutie marks?
Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave toi a tour of the village!
[marching drum cadence]
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town We're always filled with cheer We never have to look around To know that we're all here
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait To find out that our destiny Is just to emulate
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town Our cutie marks the same Because we do not separate Ourselves par plus than name.
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) toi see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.
Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town We work as a team toi can't have a nightmare If toi never dream.
Saten: (speaking normally to the main six) Is anyone else creeped out par that dream line?
Main six: Shhhh
Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue Do toi ever wonder why? When toi think your talent's special toi don't see eye-to-eye There's just too many differences That lead to disarray But when toi learn to act as one It's like a holiday.
Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town We don't complicate When toi learn to simplify Life is oh, so great rejoindre in our utopia Come out of the dark Banded par equality par our cutie mark!
arc en ciel Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-
Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!
Twilight: Okay, now your just getting desperate aren't you..
Saten: No.. I'm serious... I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell toi that..
arc en ciel Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is she for real?
Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the WRONG cutie mark!
Rarity: But Saten.. toi can't ju-
Saten: What do toi care? toi never liked me anyway.. Neither have toi Twilight.
Twilight: When have we EVER shown hatred to you?.. (various cutaways of Twilight And Rarity openly expressing their hatred of Saten. Most times, to his own face)..
Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.