posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lqFlxMiMfE
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
Sean: *Lands behind Astrel Sky with a parachute*
All: We live together on the block!
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Episode 16: I've Had Enough Of This
Master Sword: *Watching the news*
News Pony: The weather forecast for this week seems promising. Tomorrow all the way through to Friday, we will have temperatures between 60-80 degrees farenheit, and it will be sunny. However, Saturday, and Sunday will be completely cloudy. No rain will be expected however, but the temperature for Saturday will be 55, and Sunday will be 48. OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! NEWS FLASH! WE GOT REPORTS OF A MISSING AIRPLANE!!
Master Sword: *Covering his ears* toi don't have to shout. We can hear you!
News Pony: The missing airplane is from Delta Airlines, and at least 250 ponies were on board. The flight was going from Las Pegasus Neighvada, to St. Foalis Maressouri.
Master Sword: Who gives a f**k?
Master Sword: No one cares about a goddamn airplane disappearing. We want to hear about ISIS, and how it's threatening to attack others even though they're weak, due to being from the Middle East.
News Pony: The Equestrian Military is trying to find out where the plane could have ended up, and will try to recover the black box.
Master Sword: The plane disappeared, because everyone stopped giving a f**k about it.
Master Sword: These disappearing airplanes are becoming attention whores like Twilight Sparkle.
Meanwhile in Fluttershy's cottage.
MLP Producers: Places everyone.
Director: Fluttershy, we want toi to walk outside of your cottage with Discord, and Angel.
Then a song turned on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCUwe8ONLSI
Twilight: Man, déplacer out of the f**king way toi dumbass nigga! This is my show!
Fluttershy: I-I'm sorry Twilight.
Twilight: toi better be sorry. Look at this!! *Points her horn at Fluttershy* And look at these! *Shows off her wings* I'm an alicorn princess with a black man's voice nigga!!
Twilight: *Looks at the audience* Yo! What the hell is wrong with you?! You're suppose to cheer everytime I say the N word.
Audience: *Nervously cheer*
Then Master Sword turned the song off as he arrived on stage.
Master Sword: This is not all about toi Twilight. Let Fluttershy do her thing, and be cute with Discord, and Angel. *Leaves* Now to give the news industry a piece of my mind.
CBS Studios, Manehattan.
News Pony: What's suivant on our news lineup?
News poney 2: Well, since we're in Manehattan, I think we'll montrer some footage of some ponies being raped.
News poney 2: Then we'll déplacer on to another airplane disappearing.
Master Sword: OH NO toi WON'T!
News Pony: Excuse me. Who are you?
Master Sword: I am a poney that will kill toi all if toi don't stop talking about disappearing airplanes. No one cares about them!
News poney 2: I see.
News Pony: Is there anything else toi want us to do?
Master Sword: Yeah. In Hawaii Five-0, get some newer police cars. The ones you're currently using are shit.
News Pony: Thanks for your feedback. We hope toi enjoyed your visit to CBS Studios.
Master Sword: I did not. *Leaves*
News Pony: Aw. That made me sad.
2 B Continued
Coming up next, it's Princess Celestia.