When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... toi know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.
Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of poney would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're arc en ciel Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of arc en ciel Dash, do toi remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Jeff: I was the one driving that car. I was going to kill toi two if toi lost, but since toi ate a petit gâteau, cupcake on a sunday, go to sleep.
Scootaloo: Excuse me?
Jeff: I a dit go to sleep. You're supposed to sleep so I can kill you.
Scootaloo: Really? Because based off of the decor in this basement, it looks like you're supposed to take out my bodyparts, and use them for making cupcakes.
Jeff: That's disgusting. I just want to kill you.
Scootaloo: Yeah well, I don't think that's gonna happen. Because I'm not going to fall asleep.
Jeff: Then I'll make toi fall asleep. *Grabs a watch, and has it dangling in front of Scootaloo* toi are getting very very sleepy. Your eyes are about to close. When I count to five, toi will sleep. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
Scootaloo: *Does not fall asleep* toi do realize that never works. Right?
Jeff: *Gets very nervous* Uhknoesngoegierogrdnhodjfkh, *Runs to get a dart gun* I shall shoot toi with this, and make toi fall asleep.
Scootaloo: How many darts do toi have in there?
Jeff: Three. *Shoots all three of them, but he misses, and they hit the mur behind Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: *Bored* really?
Jeff: GGGRRRRRRRR!!!! FINE! toi ASKED FOR IT!! I'M GONNA CUT OUT YOUR BODYPARTS, AND USE THEM TO MAKE CUPCAKES!!!!
He dashed off shouting out a lot of obscenities, and after five secondes he returned with a plastic knife, a rubber band, a broken watch, and a spoon with Teletubbies on it.
Scootaloo: This is what you're gonna use to cut out my bodyparts?
Jeff: *Smiles* Yes. I'm such a genius!
Scootaloo: *Sarcastic* Right.
Jeff: And now, to cut off your wings. *Grabs the plastic knife, but then he trips, and cuts the rope*
Scootaloo: Thank you. *Breaks free, and escapes*
Jeff: THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! GUARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Five of these guys arrived
Guard 1: Yes sir.
Jeff: There was a little filly I had here tied up. Go find her!
Guard 5: Sir, please be plus specific. What does this filly look like?
Jeff: It's orange, and has purple hair. Kill her.
Guard 3: Yes sir.
They all ran off to try, and find me.
2 B Continued