posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 3, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
The trainyard was full of tank cars. Every single on of them was carrying gasoline. Ponies had to be careful around the tank cars, especially when coupling them up to other freight cars, ou trains. If they went too fast, they would blow up.
Gordon: *Waiting in a diesel* salut Wilson, what's taking so long to get my freight train set up?
Wilson: toi gotta pull tank cars full of gasoline.
Gordon: So? I think they should hurry up.
Wilson: Well. It's your life. *Walks away*
Gordon: salut wait a second. Was that supposed to scare me?
Wilson: *Stops, and turns around to face Gordon* Alright then, I'll tell Nicole to go faster, and make your train blow up, and possibly kill you.
Gordon: Never mind.
Wilson: Will toi stop being impatient?
Gordon: Over my dead body.
Wilson: That can be arranged. *Grabs walkie talkie*
Gordon: You're not gonna tell Nicole to speed up, are you?
Nicole: *Pushes tank cars onto Gordon's engine*
Gordon: *Blows horn twice*
Nicole: *Uncouples her engine from Gordon's train*
Gordon: *Drives his train*
Wilson: Wait a second! *Runs after the train* What about your caboose?
Gordon: Don't need it!!
Wilson: Yeah toi do!
Gordon: Then allow me to say fuck you. toi have caused me to be late par going too slow with coupling the train up to my engines, and threatening to blow me up. I cannot wait, so I'm leaving.
Wilson: *Stops running* toi idiot!!!
Gordon: *Gets his train out of the yards* First Pete threatens to have me transferred up North onto another part of this railway, and now Wilson is jouer la comédie like a bitch.
Just then, Roger arrived in his freight train. He had plus tank cars to put into the yard.
Snowflake: Oh great. plus tank cars.
Nikki: *Stops her train behind Roger's* Hope this doesn't take too long.
Meadow: I hope it doesn't take too long either. We have to wait on the mainline.
Orion: *Driving his freight train towards the yards, and sees Roger's train* I know just what I'm gonna do in order to get fired. *Crashes into Roger's train*
Because of the violent movements from the crash, the tank cars blew up.
Nikki: Oh my goodness!
Meadow: Good thing we weren't too close. Right?
Roger: *Comes out of his engine* My god. How am I still alive?
Orion: *Flies to Roger* Forget that. How am I still alive? Remember, I crashed into your train.
Browning: *Arrives* What are toi assholes doing?
Browning: Remember, I'm going to steal that shit, along with the ammunition on that other train. Don't be careless.
After talking to Orion, Browning decided to go to some aléatoire bar to do only one thing. Get drunk.
Browning: *Crosses the train tracks, and gets onto the platform. He sees Stylo arrive in a passenger train. So, he grabs a Tommygun, and shoots the engine*
Stylo: *Stops the train, and gets out* Hey! What do toi think you're doing?!
Browning: What does it look like I'm doing dipshit?
Stylo: toi just ruined a brand new locomotive.
Browning: Yeah well some of your Friends up in the train yard ruined some of my merchandise.
Stylo: toi mean the gasoline, and ammunition? It's not even yours to begin with toi trigger happy twat!
Browning: *Leaves the station*
Stylo: Hey! I'm not finished talking to you!! HEY!!!
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