Episode 5: araign? e, araignée Man
Me: *Reading Amazing fantaisie #15* at a cafe*
Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.
Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?
Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...
Me: Maybe araign? e, araignée Man?
Applejack: araign? e, araignée Man?
Me: araign? e, araignée Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained araign? e, araignée senses and super strength when he was bitten par a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.
Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!
Me: He finally got his own series, starting with The Amazing araign? e, araignée Man #1*.
Applejack: But Applebloom likes there to be emotion in her comics. Y'know, they need to have a tearjerker.
Me: Um...Spider Man has a pretty big one, The Amazing araign? e, araignée Man #122*...The Night Gwen Stacy died. It literally ended the Silver Age of Comics.
Applejack: Yikes. She also likes something controversial, which others hate so that she may like it.
Me: The Clone Saga, which started with Web of araign? e, araignée Man #117*, which had introduced Ben Reilly, also known as Scarlet Spider. We found out that Ben Reilly was the real araign? e, araignée Man, and that Peter Parker was the clone. That pissed off so many fans, they made Ben Reilly the clone again.
Applejack: Wow...does he have anything modern she might like?
Me: Well...the Spiderverse* series that is still going on as of now. It has a bunch of araign? e, araignée Men and Women to battle the energy vampire Morlun.
Applejack: Wow! I'm totally going to buy araign? e, araignée Man comics for Applebloom! Thank you.
Me: Anytime!
Me: *Reading Amazing fantaisie #15* at a cafe*
Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.
Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?
Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...
Me: Maybe araign? e, araignée Man?
Applejack: araign? e, araignée Man?
Me: araign? e, araignée Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained araign? e, araignée senses and super strength when he was bitten par a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.
Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!
Me: He finally got his own series, starting with The Amazing araign? e, araignée Man #1*.
Applejack: But Applebloom likes there to be emotion in her comics. Y'know, they need to have a tearjerker.
Me: Um...Spider Man has a pretty big one, The Amazing araign? e, araignée Man #122*...The Night Gwen Stacy died. It literally ended the Silver Age of Comics.
Applejack: Yikes. She also likes something controversial, which others hate so that she may like it.
Me: The Clone Saga, which started with Web of araign? e, araignée Man #117*, which had introduced Ben Reilly, also known as Scarlet Spider. We found out that Ben Reilly was the real araign? e, araignée Man, and that Peter Parker was the clone. That pissed off so many fans, they made Ben Reilly the clone again.
Applejack: Wow...does he have anything modern she might like?
Me: Well...the Spiderverse* series that is still going on as of now. It has a bunch of araign? e, araignée Men and Women to battle the energy vampire Morlun.
Applejack: Wow! I'm totally going to buy araign? e, araignée Man comics for Applebloom! Thank you.
Me: Anytime!
This isn't a very long chapter, but it's all got for it..
Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe toi can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what toi ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of toi in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.
TO BE CONTAINUED
Ditto and the fellow guards he's taking are gearing up for the trip to Ponyville..
Ditto: Alrighty Luny.. Thanks for wishing me luck.
Luna: Yeah. Well. I know be kinda hard on you, but in the end I like your company..
Ditto: Say.. If I bring him back alive. Maybe toi can finally go out with me!?
Luna: Oh.. I'm sorry hon. But I'm busy..
Ditto: But that's what toi ALWAYS say!?
Luna: We both know how it went last time.
Ditto: I matured.. Mostly.
Luna: (starts leaving) I can't. Sorry.
Ditto: Well.. Can I at least think of toi in the shower?
Luna: (off view) Noo!!
Ditto: ........ Well I'm still gonna.
TO BE CONTAINUED