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Trixie leads them into the creepy funhouse.
SB: Hmm.. This is a very depressing room.. No sunlight.. No hope.. (excited) We should convince Cheerliee to have classes in here!.
AB: So.. Trixie.. Are toi sure toi want us in here?
Trixie: Oh. I 'differently' want toi in here.. (evil chuckle)
Scootaloo: (nervous) Hmmm... I don't think I like the sound of that laugh.

(skips to the crusaders being chained to the walls).
Trixie: SHUT UP!! (whips them)
Trixie: Hurts, don't it!
SB: I don't know.. (pervertly) Maybe toi should whip me HARDER.
Trixie: (whips Sweetie Belle as hard as she can)
SB: (eroused par this) OH, GOD!
Trixie: Your all my prisoners now!
Scoot: Ohh yeah! Well just toi wait! Ditty is probably sensing my danger, and is on his way..

(back in canterlot, the fairly large, black alicorn, we all know as Ditto, is seen obsessively playing Call of Duty online).
Ditto: T bag time my friend!
Shining Armor: (knocking on Ditto's door from off view) Uhhh, commander, are toi in there?
Ditto: Not now kid, I'm busy!
Shining Armor: But boss, I think there might be plus troubl-
Ditto: (screaming) I a dit I'M BUSY!!
Shining Armor: (nervously) Okay, okay (leaves)

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The fight for Canterlot is getting intense. Griffons are outnumbering us, but we won't go down without a fight.

Sean: cidre fort, applejack watch our six. *shoots machine gun at griffons*
Applejack: They're all over the place!
Pinkie Pie: I need plus ammo!
Sean: Just take my gun I got another one.
griffons: STOP! We have toi surronded. Ok hedgehog, take us to San Franciscolt.
Sean: And why should I?
Sean: Chaos Control

Little did the griffons know that we ended up in a different place then they were looking for.

griffon: Cut the licornes horns.
other griffons: *cut off Twilight,...
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My Little Pony: The Movie is a 2017 animated film that is based on the populaire animated montrer My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The film has the show's voice cast playing the main ponies and célébrités playing the film's new characters.

The Plot

Twilight Sparkle and her Friends (Applejack, arc en ciel Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and Spike) try to save Equestria from the Storm King. The Storm King had his haut, retour au début sidekick (Tempest Shadow) get the world in danger and steal the princess' magic. The ponies are helped out par some new characters who become their friends.

Although this is a overly...
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The last episode of season 3.
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be plus swearing than last time (And it'll be plus intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls faon, fawn over!

And debunk some dumb counter arguments......
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Episode 3: The Incredible Hulk

Me: *Walking down the street, holding a copy of The Incredible Hulk #1*, and then notices Angel Bunny running from Fluttershy, and I catch him*

Fluttershy: *Reaches me* Thank you...

Me: *Hands Angel Bunny back to her* Welcome.

Fluttershy: *Sees the comic I'm holding* Who's that?

Me: *Shows her the comic* It's the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Who is the Hulk?

Me: The Hulk is the seconde form of Bruce Banner, when he saved a kid named Rick Jones, who had wandered onto the test field of a Gamma rayon, ray bomb, turning Bruce Banner into the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Wow! Poor guy...but why is he called...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Barry, and Aurora found that the door to the roof was locked. They could not get to Lexi while she was making the snow bigger, while making it fall faster.

Barry: *Knocks on door* LEXI, OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW!!!
Aurora: I could try to fly up there.
Barry: I can't let toi do that. The snow is too intense.
Aurora: Oh please. They don't call me Northwind for nothing.
Barry: Good luck.
Aurora: *Looks outside, and sees that two feet of snow are on the ground, and the snow is falling in big chunks* On seconde thought, let's try breaking the door down.
Barry: *Hears an explosion* That's the 30th explosion...
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And she's also a sex addict.
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It's a review... Run for your lives!
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posted by windwakerguy43
(Plum Jerkum and Toy Sword walk down pier)
Toy Sword: Its real nice to be in a different city away from all the troubles in Liberhay City
Plum Jerkum: Well, I suppose it is much nicer here
Toy Sword: I've never really been outside of Liberhay City before. I'm so glad I get to see my dad after four years
Plum Jerkum: Well, thats god to hear
Toy Sword: Are toi okay? toi seem kinda down
Plum Jerkum: I'm kinda having problems with my brother. He kinda needed help from some certain ponies
Toy Sword: So your brother is a little crazy. Every family has at least one
Plum Jerkum: Yeah, I guess your right
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Fiery waves – The ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 4: Regnum Elementum

As I look back to the path where I came from, I must realize, this was the longest time I've spent in one place. This was our time. The Reign of the Elements.

According to tradition, my oldest brother, Landslide should have been crowned King. But he wasn't fit to rule. And he knew that. Despite his name, he was a gentle, spiritual soul, who lived a humble life. He did not care about material wealth ou power. He spent most of his time in the open fields, living like a hermit. Don't get me wrong, he wasn't a poney who you...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 27: Time

A few hours later, Nocturnal Mirage was lying on his back beside the Princess, observing the twinkling stars on the cobalt sky from her balcony. The night was cold, their breaths were visible, but Celestia's body was radiating with an unusual, strong warmness, heating up the air in a small radius, like the flames of an intimate campfire.

“You know, every time I look at those beautiful stars, I wonder what's up there...” Mirage broke the quietness after some time.

“Indeed.” Celestia replied softly. “Everypony who took the time to gaze at Luna's work...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After killing the enemy I got in my car with arc en ciel Dash, and we started going to Sweet pomme Acres. We weren't sure why it was snowing.

Sean: Do toi suppose Twilight did this to fuck things up?
Rainbow Dash: Maybe. It could be part of her plan.
Sean: *enters sweet pomme acres*
Rainbow Dash: *looks at ponies* Wow, there's a lot of them here.
Sean: Seems like cidre fort, applejack did half of our job for us. Now we just gotta see what's going on. *stops*
Applejack: arc en ciel Dash! Are toi alright?
Rainbow Dash: I'm fine. Sean prevented Robotnik's soldiers from attacking me.
Applejack: Good for you.
Sean: What's...
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posted by Mylittlecute12