posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW an ASSHOLES!!
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some pistolets into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I l’amour Austrian guns!
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Master Sword: All toi do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their cul, ass off just so they can watch a ball déplacer down.
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!
Master Sword: Let's make this quick before we get arrested!
Tom: Right. Today's crossover parody is Into The Hoods.
Master Sword: We're combining a gay musical with a violent movie about African Equestrians.
Tom: In other words, we're combining Into The Woods with Boyz N The Hood.
Into The Hoods
Starring Tom Foolery as Tre
Saten Twist as Doughboy Darren
Master Sword as Ricky
Aina as Little Red Riding Hood
Sunny as Cinderella
Cosmic arc en ciel as Mr. Baker
Snow Wonder as Baker's Wife
Annie as Witch
South Central Los Angeles, 1991
Darren: Man, I will do anything to get my hooves on some weed right now.
Tre: toi always want weed man. It's not good for you.
Ricky: I just want to know why a bunch of white crackers like us are playing as a bunch of African Equestrians.
Tre: Low budget.
Little Red Riding Hood: *Driving a car*
Darren: Yo. What the hell do they want?
Cinderella: We challenge toi to a gangfight.
Darren: A bunch of bitches?
Tre: Shouldn't toi be cleaning floors, and getting abused par your step mother?
Witch: Parking lot, midnight.
Ricky: What parking lot?
Darren: And which midnight?
Witch: Midnight tonight!
Little Red Riding Hood: And the parking lot that's closest to your house! *Drives away*
Everyone in Little Red Riding Hood's car begins to sing
Little Red Riding Hood: We have challenged three stallions to a gangfight.
Cinderella: We will beat three stallions at a gangfight.
Mr. Baker: I don't know why we're chant about a gangfight.
Baker's Wife: I thought comédies musicales were all about pleasant things.
Witch: Who cares? Let's kill them!
Little Red Riding Hood: I don't know why we're chant in the first place.
Cinderella: I don't know how we ended up in the same story.
Mr. Baker: It's so everyone in Disney could create an excuse to jack off to so many girls at once.
Cinderella: Of course. I'm in a musical, I forgot what's it called, but I'm also in it with Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel, my step mother, and my step sisters, and Jack's mother, and a witch.
Witch: I'm thankful toi didn't call me a bitch.
Little Red Riding Hood: We finally made a rhyme with two different words in a song that doesn't make any sense! *Crashes into a truck* And we just crashed.
Thankfully, no one survived the crash, and everything related to the movie Into The Woods was destroyed.
On the suivant part of this episode
Annie watches Annie.