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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic arc en ciel as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating Christmas at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do toi like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at the Alamo, I got much plus gifts then these lousy one hundred dollars!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks away*
Corporal Agarn: *Opens present. It's a book, but he doesn't know what it is* Will toi look at that?
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at Agarn's present* What is it?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: That's a book Agarn. Let's see what kind of present I got. *Grabs present, and looks at it* Uh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Something wrong Captain?
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to open this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Pulls on bow*

The bow squeezed the box, and gelée came out.

Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, at least we know what's in my present.
Corporal Agarn: But toi destroyed it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: True. Oh well, toi can't win them all. *Throws box towards door*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Opens door, and walks in* salut guys- *Slips on box, and lands on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are toi alright Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Never better Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I'm O' Rourke. To the right is your Captain.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Turns right, but doesn't stop until he faces the door he walked through* Hi Captain!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did things go wrong with that young stallion?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the clairon, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning toi Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sun was rising in Baltimare, as a few stallions were cleaning their house. arc en ciel Dash was asleep in that building, and still is. She got there after Fluttershy was killed. But later on

Stallion 63: Lets go. déplacer it!
Celestia: toi broke our wings. We can't déplacer as fast as you.
Luna: You'll be sorry if toi kill us.
Stallion 54: Just keep moving. Wait a minute.
Stallion 63: What is it?
Stallion 54: I just thought I saw arc en ciel Crash.
Nice Stallion: uh oh.
Stallion 54: *tries to look through window*
Nerdy pony: Hey! Guess what? I just invented a new thing called Multiplying! It's like adding,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pinkie Pie enters the restaurant, and soon meets the manager

Manager: Hello
Pinkie Pie: Hi
Manager: What happened out there?
Pinkie Pie: A poney driving a big rig tried to kill me.
manager: Really?
Pinkie Pie: yeah *sits down at table*
Waiter: Can I get toi anything?
Pinkie Pie: Just a cupcake. *looks out window & spots truck*
Waiter: Anything else?
Pinkie Pie: a water, and do toi have any asperine?
Waiter: Coming right up.

While Pinkie looks at the truck she remembered the poney driving it had orange hooves. The driver had to be in this restaurant. There were only three ponies that had orange hooves....
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Back with the story......

Twilight: toi ponies did a very good job defeating Discord.
All: Thanks!!
AJ: Nikki, y'all are a very good rope pony.
Nikki: *blushes* thanks...
PP: I l’amour YOUR HAIR CS! IT REMINDS ME OF SOMEPONY! BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER WHO!!
CS:*giggles* Pinkie, your so random!
RD: So your joining the army score?
Score: Actually, (looks at her friends) Im staying here, with my friends...
RD: Nice.
Rarity: I must say Pacifica, I l’amour toi outfit!
Pacifica: Finally somepony who understands my style!
Fluttershy: Your my favori element Stormy..
Stormy: hehe..thanks..
Twilight: Well, we gotta go.
Main6: BYE!!!!!
All: BYE!!!!!!
Azura: We did a good job girls..
CS: We sure did Azura..we sure did...
Score: who wants to play video games at my house?!?!
Nikki: ME!!
CS: I DO! I Do!
Azura: Count me in!
Pacifica: Me too!
Stormy: Me three!!!

THE END!!!!

I'll make plus articles, don't worry.
The colts stood beside Discord. And the mares were lined up in front of Discord.

Azura: Well, Well, Well....
Discord: Mmmmmf!!!
Score: toi give up?
Discord: Mmmf!!!
CS: Letsmfinish him girls.
Stormy: Alrighty!
Nikki: *smirks*

They combined there elements. The 5 ponies rose from the floor. Then they all opened their eyes, and their were glowing. Then FLASH! A big arc en ciel came out of the elements, and hit Discord, causing him to turn into Stone. Then, they all fell down, tierd of the work they had done.

Stormy: Did we do it?
Azura: I think so!
CS: We did it!
Score: Woo-Hoo!
Nikki: Yee-Haw!!!!
All: (hugs each...
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Cotton Swirls told Azura to build 3 cages, the size of Nikki, Stormy, and Score. And so, Azura build them. They both threw Nikki, Stormy, and Score each into a different cage. After That, they went to look for the others (Pixel, Pacifica, Brawny, Twirl, BS, and Jack). Azura carried Pixel and Brawny, and CS carried Twirl, Pacifica, and Jack back where the others were.

Azura: Okay, now that we have them all together, what do we do?
CS: Well, we gotta bring back there Memory.
Azura: Right, but how?
CS: Ummmmmmm.....We can sing a song, ou montrer them some pictures of us, ou just talk to them.
Azura: I...
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Everypony was shouting once Cotton Swirls and her Friends got out. "This is terrible!"said Score Heights. They saw Queen Chrysalis using her dark magic to destroy every house in Ponyville. Score Heights went running to her and then told Queen Chrysalis,"Why would toi do this to us? We don't deserve this!" Queen Chrysalis just chuckled and said,"I don't think toi remember what happened at the wedding. I had my chance to get married with him. Now I give payback!" Score Heights looked up and she saw Princess Celestia.

"Princess Celestia!"said Score Heights. "Go get your Friends and gather them...
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posted by mariofan14
*This is an OC story with flippy_fan210's OC, Claw, who's not a pony, but what looks like a lynx. I'm also including my Bayonetta poney in this. And this is truly my longest story I have made, so I'm sorry about this. Enjoy.*

One fine jour at Sweet pomme Acres, the pomme family was working hard in the fields, bucking the trees to harvest the apples. pomme Bloom, however, was working with Granny Smith around the house. After a while, the old green poney says, "Ya done real good there, pomme Bloom. Maybe toi can help out yer brother and sister out in the fields." "Ah sure will!" pomme Bloom leaped...
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It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the château got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the château was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to rejoindre his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her Friends so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to rejoindre Discord's army. The logo stayed to the swastika, but the name was changed to Disci, combining Discord's name with...
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posted by Mylittlecute12
Twilight and Fluttershy enter the tower.
"Hello is anypony home"? asked, Fluttershy.
"Look the staircase"! said, Twilight.
"Fluttershy toi keep guard up here while I'll go down the stairs" said, Twilight.
"Okay" whispered, Fluttershy.
"I better be careful I don't wanna fall again". said, Twilight." I hope Twilight is okay I don't want her to get hurt". whispered, Fluttershy.
(evil laughing)
Fluttershy "screams".
"Fluttershy"! yells, Twilight.
Twilight runs back up the stairs.
But when she trys running up the stairs, they just keep going down like everlasting steps.

"Help!!!!!!!!!!!" screams, Fluttershy.

To be continued.........
Chapter Eleven: Rarity
    I tucked par hooves underneath me and sighed. “Twilight, do we have to? I have a bad feeling about this…”

Rainbow Dash was glaring at the ground. “I can’t believe this… I’m so not going!” But we all knew those were empty words—she would come.

Fluttershy had gotten over her panic, but was still nervous.
“Are… are toi sure about this?”

Twilight a dit her suivant words mournfully. “We have to be…”

Discord popped his head back in. “I’m readdddy~” he sang. “You?”

“As ready as we’ll ever be,” I sighed, and trotted...
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posted by xFluttershyx
"Okay, everypony", a dit Bluehooves. All we have to do is take the way out like we did last time."

"Follow me, everypony!" As soon as Constance a dit that, tje maze grew hedges that seperated everypony from each other.

Terra screamed.

"Calm down, Terra", Vanilla Twilight said. "Everything's okay."

Terra screamed, "No it's not! I'm seperated from everypony and I'm scared!"

"Stop being such a scaredy pony", a dit Constance.

"Arguing won't get us out of here", a dit Bluehooves. "Let's all just try and find the exit!"

"I agree", a dit Nashgear.

Everypony began looking for a way out.

-With Bluehooves-
Bluehooves...
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*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are toi doing this i know toi have the power to stop this so l’amour and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: toi made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end
posted by mariofan14
It was a bright and shining jour in the beautiful town of Ponyville. Everyone was doing their regular thing: talking, shopping, working, playing, the usual. But at Sugar Cube Corner, things were going to be a little different.

Pound and citrouille Cake, the twin foals, now about 3 and a half months old, were beginning to be a little plus aware of their powers, using them for whatever purpose there is, sometimes including help around the cuisine when it needs cleaning. Those kids sure are better with their powers now, here's its downside: They want to use it OUTSIDE of the town!

One day, when Pinkie...
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I grew up in a town where toi had to fight just to get a point across to someone. Where ponies would drop dead from; Homicide, fatigue, starvation, and plus commonly suicide. So how can a Stallion like me, end up at the most extravagent party in Equestria? He becomes the best Doctor these Royals have ever known.


How does he ruin the Grand Galloping Gala to the point where no poney will ever return to the event? He burns it to the ground. I know I sound mad but it`s the only way I can accomplish my mission.


I lit a match near the fabric curtains, the rest took care of itself. First there was panic, then there was choking. And finally, the sweet passion of death. How I envy there adrenaline, I felt no remorce.


To be continued...
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I finally got out of he Everfree forest and headed fir my cottage to see if Queen Chrysalis did anything to my precious animals. She didn't.

If she's not here, where is she?

I went into town to see if she caused any trouble there. She hadn't.

Hmm.

I saw arc en ciel Dash and ran to tell her who I saw in the Everfree forest. "Rainbow, you'll never believe toi I saw-"

"I have to go, Fluttershy." arc en ciel Dash flew away.

I followed. "But it's really important-" She flew faster than me. I flew a little faster, too. "Rainbow, listen to-" She then flew away even faster and I knew I could'nt catch up.. I...
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I tried to get of the goo. I couldn't believe I had probably put Ponyville in danger. I knew I had to escape. So, I thought of a plan. "Oh, please, changling minion, let me go."

My element of harmony. Kindness.

The changling that was guarding me shook its head.

"Pretty please." I gave my kindest smile.

The changling set me free.

"Thanks oh so very much." I then flew out of the cave like lightning.

I was going to Ponyville to see if Queen Chrysalis did anything to my reputation.
.....
"And she did."
Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, écriture another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made par Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This montrer was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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posted by AquoMoon
"Time to take a test Twilight," a dit the stallion as he took of his capuche, hotte par using telekineses the stallion had a spiky red mane a black and red tail and purple make upin shapes of upside down tears,"Hey are toi going to ask what my name is Twilight," asked the stallion,"oh yeah ummm may i ask whats your name?","Finnaly an answer I could answer I'm Axel so are toi ready?" asked Axel again,"Uhh yeah I guess since I never failed one before." a dit Twilight. Axel took a step back and cherged up to chakrams,"well than Lets get going!" Axel a dit as Twilight had her thing to deafend herself with book...
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posted by whiteclaw
 The villian
The villian
Miss Cheerilee, the local school teacher, decided to take a shortcut to her school. It was down a long dark alley behind the Ponyville gym. She was never the one for athletic sports ou activites, but she supported fitness of all types. She heard a scream from behind a poubelle, benne à ordures and jumped. She began walking plus quickly now, and became plus cautious of her environment.



She was just about to turn the corner when a dart was shot into the side of her neck. She struggled, but couldn`t fight. She began hallucinating and fell to the ground. When she looked up, she saw a tall figure standing above her, "You can call me...Scarecrow!!!" a dit the figure. He added another dose into her neck, "How does it feel to be scared Miss Cheerilee?" "Are toi scared that I know your name?" "Fear this jour for it is your last!"














THE END
posted by fuzzykitten123
The secretary closed her laptop with one cyan hoof. Rain splattered the screen window. she stared at the door. The door to the Printer. The Printer Room. No one ever printed from the Printer. All ponies feared it would eat them. ou maybe the room would avaler, hirondelle them into a dark scary land. The secretary had bought a new printer so ponies could get their reports in to the big boss. The BIG Boss. She stroked her silky puce mane in uncomfortable feeling. The screen door was oulled back par a cloaked pony.
"Hello," the unidentified resident practically hissed, "I need to go in the Printer Room."
The...
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