Hello, everyone, and, Christmas is almost here. I can feel it. So, what is the best way to celebrate Christmas.... par reviewing an MLP fanfic that has jackshit to do about Christmas. Forget all those happy feelings. I just wanna get ruined. I wanna get real broken this Christmas. Because, why not. So, the fanfic I am reading, is My Little Pony: Friendship is Danger, ou as the auteur puts it My Litte Ponly: Frlendship Ls Danger (I'm actually surprised he spelled Danger right).
So, this is the first paragraph of the fanfic. Just take a look.
"Rainbo Dahs woke up and went at to garden".... I can see this fanfic is gonna be real treat. So, we meet a poney named Flyhoof, who arc en ciel Dash she never met, yet, oddly, knows her name. So, they go and find cidre fort, applejack so she and arc en ciel Dash can go to space...... Wow. Can this get worse.... Well, this paragraph says so.
"And when they landed on the moon aeverything was okay and they had a picninc but they couldnt eat because tey had to keep there l’espace Suits – Avocats sur Mesure on so it was a pretend picnci. but while they were gone a hundred disasters hapend".
Wow......... Just wow. Guys, I think we found The Room of MLP fanfiction.
Also, the auteur describes Flyhoof as a "Pegasuar".
Oh, well, that's good. A pegasus is fine, but a pegasuar. No one fucks with those guys..... Whoever they are.
So, arc en ciel Dash and cidre fort, applejack go back - Oh, excuse me "Bck" - to Equestria - Oh, excuse me again, "Equestraland" - and met the others to go and stop this disaster. I shit toi not, this is actual what the auteur put in the fucking fanfic. Yes, it is as poorly written as toi see here. It is really poorly written. But, wait, there is more. Oh, so more.
So, they go to see an alligator who ate the kids, but, arc en ciel kicks him which turns him good and he decides to help, and is never mentioned again after this....... Is this the real life..... Is this just fantasy? BECAUSE PLEASE JUST LET IT BE A FUCKING FANTASY!!!
Anyway, Fluttershy then gets stuck in a beartrap but dies..... but she's okay, as she says.... because, why the fuck not. So, they go and get a lumberjack who cuts the beartrap off her, and then he goes missing. I guess he wanted to get out of this fanfic as quickly as possible. Can't really blame the poor bastard.
So, they solve all the disasters, but, it seems Fluttershy caught the bad case of Getting-Supposedly-Shot-Off-Screen-Itis (Yeah, she gets shot and there is no reason why) and she dies. Note, she was shot in the foot........ Just fuck it.
And that's how it ends...... Just wow.... I thought Full Life Consequences was some poorly written garbage, but.... Wow.... Friendship is Danger really takes the cake. It has awful grammar, a terrible plot, and just makes no sense. Tommy Wiseau would be proud. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take