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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic arc en ciel as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made toi enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should be teaching that purple bitch! She robbed Pinkie Pie, and I punished Twilight par giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: She never should have robbed Pinkie Pie in the first place. This sucks! Now she's going to run a school that I'll be going to!

Later at the new school.

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first jour of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Okay, Rick Astley, why don't toi try to answer?

Song: link

Rick Astley: *Rick rolling everyone*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Rick Astley: We're no strangers to love! toi know the rules, and so do I!
Twilight: *Stops song* Man, that song sucks, and toi got the wrong answer.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: Now it's your turn Celestia.
Celestia: The answer is two.
Twilight: And that's where you're wrong!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: WHAT?!
Twilight: Everypony knows the answer is window.
Audience: *Clapping*

Back at Celestia's castle.

Derpy: How was your first jour of school?
Celestia: That's a stupid question toi traverser, croix eyed dumbass. It was horrible! Twilight Sparkle not only runs the school, but she's my teacher! I told her that one, and one is two, but she a dit I was wrong. She sucks. I wanna get out of that school quickly!
Derpy: Princess, I think your crown is getting angry.
Audience: *Laughing*

Back on the block

Master Sword: That's the end of this episode, but please be careful on the jour after Thanksgiving.
Tom: Black Friday can be very dangerous. To prove it, here's a clip we got from the internet.
poney 5: *Grabbing TV*
poney 63: HEY! Get your hooves off that TV!
poney 5: There's one just like this, go get your own TV.
poney 63: *Punches poney 5, and fights him on the ground*
Tom: If that's what Black Friday is like every year, I can imagine what it's like for African Equestrians.
Audience: *Laughing*
Black Ponies: *Shooting each other*
Black poney 35: Shoot dat Nigga! He's tryin' to steal those rims for my '64 Chevy.
Black poney 25: *Shoots Black pony*
Black poney 35: Nopony steals my rims for my car. Happy n***er friday motherf**kers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I think that's all the time we have for today. See toi after Thanksgiving.
Audience: *Clapping*

The End
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Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim & Julia: *Walking out of the barracks, and to their police car*

Episode 2: Flying From Town To Town

Special Guest Stars, Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from SeanTheHedgehog
And Rick Jones from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim: I'm still mad at toi for lying about that chase.
Julia: What are toi talking about?
Tim: toi told the Captain I was driving when our suspect crashed into that garbage truck.
Julia: If you're mad about it, why don't toi stop working with me then?
Tim: It's not that serious.
Captain Jefferson: *Arrives* Oh good, toi two haven't left yet.
Julia: How come?
Captain Jefferson: toi two...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Two hours later, several ponies were scraping the white paint off of the first three cars of the train. Two German ponies were supervising them, carrying MP40's to shoot them if they disobeyed any orders.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Watches the engine for his train get coupled up. He hears some explosions*
German poney 39: *Also hears the explosions, and looks up in the sky*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Looks at Major Herren*
Major Herren: That's not thunder Colonel, artillery.
Colonel Von Waldheim: How close?
Major Herren: Three miles perhaps. 88's, I think.
Colonel Von Waldheim: When will they be finished?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Typical car chase in San Franciscolt is typical. Pierce, and Bob were crossing the Golden Neigh Bridge.

Pierce: *Sees Bob behind him in the Oldsmobile*
Bob: *Passing a tanker, and a mail van*
Pierce: *A light bulb appears over him as he comes up with an idea* Where did this come from? *Takes the light bulb, and throws it at a car*
Mare: *In a Buick, freaking out as the bulb hits the front of her car. She swerves, and crashes into a truck*
Stallion: *Flips the truck over*
Bob: *Stops, inches from the truck*
Pierce: That'll take a long time to clean up. *Over the Golden Neigh Bridge*

Meanwhile...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl ended up stealing another car, because the one he previously drove was damaged. Now there were two ponies in a brand new black Thunderbird following him.

Pony 1: Is that him?
Pony 2: Yeah, it's him. Stay behind him. See what he does.

Meanwhile at the burger joint, Pierce and Bob were sitting inside. They ordered a hamburger, and a chocolat milkshake. While they were waiting for their lunch, this song was playing (start it at 6:02): link

Pierce: Hope toi have enough to pay for this.
Bob: Why me?
Pierce: It was your idea to stop here. The others are probably ahead of us now.
Bob: Why don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The taxi stopped at a car rental place just north of Los Angeles.

Karl: Thanks. *Pays the taxi poney 3 bucks, and walks into the car rental place*
Car Rental Pony: Hi, welcome to Hertz.
Karl: I'm heading into Seattle, and I need a car built during, ou after 1956.
Car Rental Pony: Well most of our cars here were built before 1956, but I'm sure we'll find something just right for you.
Karl: Good.

Both of them walked out to the back, where most of the cars were.

Car Rental Pony: How about this Volvo? It was built last year.
Karl: Eh, I'll pass. I don't want to try driving a foreign car just yet....
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Source: joyreactor
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on rue corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing suivant to Double Scoop*
Tom: plus ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands suivant to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:27 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were getting ready to leave Laramie in their train.

Hawkeye: *Checks coal in the tender* We have a full tender.
Metal Gloss: *Checks water gauge* We're good on water.
Hawkeye: Excellent. We can just wait for somepony in the yard to tell us when we can go, and then we'll leave.
Railroad Pony: *Arrives* Your train is good to go.
Hawkeye: Alright.
Railroad Pony: I should warn you, lots of ponies are going to be watching, and filming toi at one of the crossings between here, and Cheyenne....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Lexi's school, she was waiting for homeroom to be over so she could go to her first class. It was an extra curricular activity at another building, so she had to ride the bus.

Lexi: *Impatiently sitting at her desk*
Teacher: *Typing a message on her laptop*
Principal: *Turns on loudspeaker, and talks into a microphone* Good morning. It is now 7:30 AM. Please stand for the pledge of alliegence.
Lexi: *Stands up with everypony else in the room*
Everypony in school: I pledge allegience to the flag of the United States of Equestria, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

Mr. Beddler was talking to all of his employees.

Edwina: Who saw Anchorman 2?
Gary: I did. Great movie.
Tim: I hated it. I thought Into The Woods was better.
Audience: *Booing*
Tim: WHAT?!!
Gary: Into The Woods is gay.
Audience: *Cheering*
Gary: *Points hoof into the air* I have saved the show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Beddler: Okay everypony, shut up.
Ponies: *Listening to Mr....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 11, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:08 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo, and Stephanie just drove their train out of the yards.

Stephanie: Laramie, here we come.
Stylo: And Metal Gloss a dit we'd have no delays. Let's hope she's right.
Stephanie: We should just get this train running at it's haut, retour au début speed. That way, if we do get any delays, we'll still arrive early.
Stylo: I hope you're right. toi drive, I'll shovel. *Grabs shovel* Wait a second. *Looks at the tender* Where's all the coal?
Stephanie: This must be one of those steam engines that run on oil.
Stylo: Well, so much...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce's car
Pierce's car
Pierce got to the Federal Credit Union bank, and saw four police cars there.

Pierce: *Stops his car in front of the bank* What happened?
Police poney 46: Those bank robbers got out of the station before any of us could reach them. One of our units saw them in the Fillmore District.
Pierce: Where's Nikki?
Police poney 46: She's inside.
Pierce: I swear, if any of those bank robbers hurt her.. *Quickly walks into bank* Nikki?
Nikki: *Sitting on bench* Over here Pierce.
Pierce: *Sits down suivant to Nikki* What happened?
Nikki: There were three robbers. One of them knocked me onto the ground, and the other...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren

As some of toi already know, some ponies despise going to school. Some of those ponies, are all the ones in Ms. Schultz's class.

Sunny: Geez, why do toi always give us hard questions?
Gary: I got something hard, but I think you'll like it.
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Lauren: These questions are so difficult!
Ms. Schultz: Complaining will not help.
Brianna: Sure it will. If we continue complaining for a certain amount of time, you'll...
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sadly, I don't think I actually have any ideas left for this story.. Don't toi hate when that happens... :(



Anyway. I think I might be done with the series... (for now)
To make up for this. Here's a bunch of aléatoire scenes,.

Iron will: Welcome. To Iron wills montrer on being assertive.. Here's how being assertive works. toi take down who's bigger then you.. Example. Who's the toughest poney in the crowd.
Sword: (there with Fluttershy) Well. I don't mean to toot my own horn, but I believe I hold the extinction o- (gets grabbed par Iron will and gets violently beaten up from off view).
Iron Will: Alright....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our characters in the convoy was seen going through a tunnel, when plus police ponies saw them.

Cop 65: That's the muscle car convoy our Sarge warned us about.
Cop 35: We got four cars. Let's go after them. I'll drive.
Cop 65: Me too.
Cop 77: I'm in.
Cop 46: I'm going with you.

The four cops got in their cars, and drove onto the road.

Sean: *Sees the cops* I passed Master Sword on the way here. It's a shame he had a flat tire. He can't get enough speed to be here.
Jeff: I'm going to miss him. It's bad for him too, because he won't be able to get his promotion.
Sean: Who cares? Let's help these...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Master Sword, and Sean were getting closer to the convoy.

Case Cracker: Yo, we got company.
Saten Twist: Not again. *Drives into the left lane* Everyone go. I'll hold them off.
Blazin' Blue: Whatever toi say.

They all took off, leaving Saten Twist with the cops.

Master Sword: I see one poney that got left behind.
Sean: He caused us to crash once, but we won't give him the satisfaction of crashing again.
Jeff: I hope not. toi got a nice car.
Sean: Shut up Jeff.
Saten Twist: *Grabs chainsaw*
Master Sword: Oh dear. He's the one with the chainsaw.
Sean: I should've known.
Jeff: *Sounding like Spike...
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