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posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be lots of swearing in this rant.

This f****ng episode...I've been bullied ever since I was 3 and now I'm 15...yikes. This episode made me enraged. I wanted to rip out Applejack's hair with my own two hands!

So what happens is that Babs Seed, a horrid bully pony, comes from Manehatten. She joins Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara in tormenting the CMC.

Honestly, I just wanted to give the CMC hugs. All the s**t they go through honestly makes me depressed.

After that, the CMC decides to stand up for themselves, and then cidre fort, applejack talks to them about how Babs Seed was bullied back in Manehatten.

Sorry, but that's a f****ng stupid justification of Babs Seed's bullying! That's like saying the guy who murdered your parents had his parents murdered par someone else! It's so freaking stupid!

Afterwards, the CMC apologizes to Babs Seed. Pardon me, but for WHAT?!! Babs Seed stalked, humiliated, and technically assaulted the CMC (spitting seeds) and now the victims have to forgive the bully. That's so stupid toi have no idea...

But it's cidre fort, applejack who puts salt in my personal wounds for me. cidre fort, applejack tells the CMC that they should have told her first.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! That's the most re****ed thing I've ever heard! When I was bullied as a kid, I told my teacher, and she a dit "They were only teasing". Really? The kids who would beat me up where only teasing?! F**k Applejack! And f**k this episode too!

tailsfan111, akatsuki48 and 2 others like this

Windwakerguy430 Oh, I made a review of this episode once, as well as other poor episodes of MLP. There all called What's Your Take, which are, well, reviews. Still, great work here. I agree 100%

BlondLionEzel Thank You

Windwakerguy430 Your Welcome

Windwakerguy430 (BTW, I am also named Nick. Just a little fun fact :P)

Seanthehedgehog Hey windwaker, I just thought of a good idea for a what's your take article. Why don't you make a top ten favorite fan fiction list with fanfictions from this club?

Windwakerguy430 Huh... Good idea. Never really thought of that. It may take some time, but I think its a great idea

Edvine2 Do Spike At Your Serice next! That episode needs to be burned at the stake.

Canada24 My reviews are rants also...

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Ponies Through Time- Chapter 1

posted by Katie_Kat200

First chapter... of a lot XD. This is act 1... the cave times, when things were simpler and ponies had to hunt for the nourriture (no they weren't meat eaters.... really...) This is actually a fan fiction based on events that happened through world history and the ponies being placed in them. So its like History fan Fiction ou something. I don't know... So enjoy this first chapter :3

Twilight Sparkle peeked out of her bibliothèque cave into the sunshine. It was morning and she had been buried in her blanket all night after a cold night. She looked around. Just another jour in Ponyville… 7000 BCE.

“Stalagspike!”...

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The mystery of happiness part: eleven

posted by whiteclaw

Just for you guys x3

The news of photo Finish`s death was absoulotely terrible, Hoity Toity had been mourning for days non-stop. He was just about to blow his nose when his assistant knocked on the door. "Enter toi may!" he said, the was holding a clipboard against his chest. "Sir toi have exactly two hours before showtime are toi ready?" Toity nodded. "Alright I`ll see toi there si-" he was cut off. Hoity looked down, he had been stabbed and the couteau was poking through the clipboard. Behind him was a blue poney with a mask and outfit on.

The assasin closed the door behind him, "Why?! What do toi want?!" Toity...

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I'm planning to create......

posted by ILOVEMLPs

Hello poney fans!With help from my dad, I am planning to create an ULTIMATE poney CREATOR!!!!!
This poney creator will be nothing like anything that toi have ever seen before!It may take a few months to make, but I am working on it a quickly as possible.This poney creator will have EVERYTHING!!
You will be able to turn the poney in a different direction. toi will be able to get different outfits and hats and stuff. toi will also be able to do the following things: design your own clothes,
choose objects from the real movie, Choose from the provided cutie marks ou make one yourself,have plus than 2...

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The mystery of happiness part: seven

posted by whiteclaw

The blue pegasus flew through the air, she was used to this routine. She kept a watchful eye out for anything that moved. She saw a rat about half her size, scurry across a pile of dead roaches. She thought of Rarity, how would she survive in this dump? She laughed and tryed to land softly, she crashed and cursed at herself. She wished she hadn`t dropped out of flight school. She brushed herself off and trotted forward.

She smelled something awful, it was the worst stench she had ever smelled. She walked over to it`s source and found a horid sight. The decaying body of a teenage pony. With...

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Bartholomew Episode 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was bringing in a freight from Albany, when I saw Bartholomew leaving the yards in a switcher.

Skywalker: *Stops train in Croton West Yard* salut Ten Cents. Where's he going?
Ten Cents: Back to the station. It'll be time for him to go accueil soon.
Skywalker: Okay.
Bartholomew: *Stops engine at servicing facility* Good thing the facility is near the train station.
Lady: *Driving electric train northbound*
Zorran: Alright, get that bridge down!
Zebedee: *Driving tug, and trying to pull down bridge*
Zug: *Doing the same*
Captain Zero: Pull harder for crying out loud!
Lady: *Sees tugboats* Whatever they're...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 37 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Michael, and Debbie stayed outside to play with their dad, and Hawkeye went inside to make the phone call.

Hawkeye: *Calling Cheyenne Trainstation*
Pete: *Hears phone ring, and answers* Cheyenne Trainstation of the Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
Hawkeye: Pete, it's me Pierce.
Pete: What have toi been up to?
Hawkeye: My train has been derailed. Could toi send some cranes over to get them back on the tracks?
Pete: I already did. Percy, and Jeff will be there too. They're gonna inspect the track.
Hawkeye: Okay good. Thank you. *Hangs up*
Grandfather: *Comes downstairs* How did toi get in my...

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CheesePie chapter 3

posted by Mylittlecute12

"Huh?!" He snapped back into reality. "What..just..happened..?". Cheese questioned slowly. "Oh I'm just handing toi a cupcake!". Pinkie Pie grinned. "Oh yeah.." He responded shakily. Just then a crash sound was heard from above. Then the most beautiful, colorful, glimmering arc en ciel appeared. "Wow! That's a beautiful rainbow! Right Cheese?". "Yes, toi are beautiful..I..I mean the rainbow! Yes that's what I meant! The arc en ciel is so, pretty.". Cheese sandwich, "sandwich" was super duper nervous. "Yup, it's a beauty alright..". Pinkie didn't sound as cheerful as she was when she noticed the arc en ciel (actually...

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Magic of Friendship: Part 11---The Fight is on [1]

posted by alinah_09

well,after a lot of practice citron finally got the hang of it,but the only problem is that i got too used to it...its okay though,because citron and I were the fist ones who can do the martial art at a great pace without even making mistakes,we were like pros!

"hey Aura!"

"good morning to toi too,Lemon" i a dit as she put down her bag and got her arnis

"how about we do one plus round?"

"game"

"yo,are toi guys gonna practice?" Blue a dit as he approached us,along with the other present members of our group "we'll rejoindre you! okay guys! go to your practice partners! were gonna practice!" he a dit as they,indeed,got...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 36 part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 36

Mail poney

February 4, 1954

Pete: *Checks clock* It's almost seven.
Gordon: That means we can go accueil soon.
Pete: Yeah, I think everypony knows that.
Gordon: *Waiting for clock to strike seven with excitement*
Metal Gloss: *Drives passenger train...

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My favori characters out of MLP

posted by Dudespie

10. Spike the dragon
Spike is like Twilight Sparkle's little minion. Spike has bad luck, as seen in season 4. I think spike should get better treatment from the writers

9. Celestia
Celestia is number nine because she's kinda perfect... Celestia has all the power (well, almost all of the power) and can do anything. She's mysterious and uncharted. She's only on my liste cause she's sisters with Luna....

8. Fluttershy
Fluttershy is number eight because I can relate to a lot of her problems. Fluttershy is sweet, and I admire her kindness, plus, she's a troll.

7. Derpy!
I know Derpy isn't an official character,...

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Bartholomew Episode 2 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train Whirl Wind was getting on was heading into Grand Central. I had to be on a train going to Albany.

Lady: Master Sword, hurry up!
Master Sword: I'm getting on. *Gets on*
Lady: *Drives train*
Bartholomew: If Master Sword likes the new worker, I could help him ask her out on a date.
Henrietta: *Walks up to Bartholomew* I believe we haven't met before.
Bartholomew: The CEO of this line told me about you. They showed me your picture, but they didn't tell me your name.
Henrietta: It's Henrietta.
Bartholomew: And you're my boss?
Henrietta: Yes.
Bartholomew: I didn't think mares could be the boss...

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MLP Roleplaying Shenanigans

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Starring me, and Totaldramafan60 along with others that will be mentioned in certain scenes.

Our first scene is from Equestria: 60's Are Fun. I wanted this scene to be about a fun party, where everypony was having a good time, but TDF60 had other plans.

Cupcake: (Comes out of nowhere) I live with my two bestest Friends named Dark Moon and Minty Fresh!
Jordan: That's great Cupcake.
Dark: Minty, petit gâteau, cupcake shouldn't be here, if she wants to try beer, she'll die of craziness.(Smiles) I'd acutally like that.
Jordan: Now I see why your name is Dark. What's the suivant song going to be? Ah, I got it. *Plays...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing par front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are toi da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No plus than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* cidre fort, applejack is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Japa The Nese

We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
Rainbow Dash: *Gives signal*
Pony Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Title screen! Yay! :D

A not so long time il y a in a world ruled par ponies

Theme song: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with arc en ciel Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a l’espace station, called the Death Egg, and they needed plus money to finish building this death defying l’espace station.

To make plus money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 34 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pete was interviewed next.

TV Pony: Hello, my name is Jack Jackson. What's yours?
Pete: Pete Reimer.
TV Pony: How old are you?
Pete: Forty three.
TV Pony: And how long have toi worked on the U.P?
Pete: Twenty one years.
TV Pony: What do toi think of this railroad?
Pete: I really do like it here. Many of the ponies I get to work with are kind, and very hard workers.
TV Pony: Is there anything toi dislike about this railroad?
Pete: The rest of my workers, that try to get fired on purpose, ou just don't care about anything.
TV Pony: Is there anything you've adjusted to over the past twenty one...

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Awesome poney pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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Bartholomew Episode 1 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Master Sword

A poney named Master Sword was the conductor of the train Bartholomew was going to drive.

Master Sword: All aboard!
Lady: *Blows whistle twice*
Signal Pony: *turns signal green*
Lady: *drives train* toi know what this engine is we're driving?
Bartholomew: A 4-8-4?
Lady: Yeah, but we call them Neighagaras. We have 25 of them, and they're named after the Neighagara falls.
Bartholomew: Beautiful.

The train was gathering plus speed as it left Harmon.

Bartholomew: *Sees station* What kind of trains stop there?
Lady: Only commuter trains. Some passengers take the train there into Grand Central, and then...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 33 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

DM&IR Yellowstone

Meanwhile, on the Duluth Missabe & Iron Range railroad.

Louis: What has been bothering toi my friend?
Worker: Our yellowstones are very powerful locomotives. However, our boss wants to scrap them all, and have diesels replace them.
Louis: That's a shame, but toi know it has to be done.
Worker: I don't want it to happen though! I understand that the pollution is bad, but that's the only problem with that locomotive.

The phone rings.

Louis: Wait here, *goes to phone, and picks up* Hello, this is The British Mexican. How may I help you?
Pete: Louis? It's Pete.
Louis: Hello Pete. What can I help...

Swimming Pool

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!