Applejack, Gilda, arc en ciel Dash, and Rarity were brought into the docks of Ponyville on the ship they were put on.
British Soldier: Now don't come back to our country ever again toi Equestrian scum.
Rarity: But I'm British too!
British Soldier: *Ignores Rarity* Let's go captain. We got everything we need.
British Captain: *Driving ship out of docks*
Jerry: *Sees Gilda* Griffon!!
Gilda: *Flies away*
Celestia's Soldiers: *Running towards Jerry*
Jerry: She's getting away.
arc en ciel Dash: What's going on?
Jerry: toi didn't hear? The griffons have waged war against us ponies. Their kingdom is near ours, and we cannot allow them to take any peice of our territory.
Applejack: What happens if they do?
Jerry: We kill them.
Rarity: Nngh. Isn't there a peaceful way to settle this?
Applejack: *Slaps Rarity* No! We have to kill them.
Jerry: *Looking at Applejack* I like your style, but toi ladies are not allowed to fight.
arc en ciel Dash, Applejack: What?!!?
Rarity: Well, I wouldn't want to fight anyway.
Applejack: Are toi saying that we're not allowed to fight due to our gender?!
arc en ciel Dash: I've dealt with many stereotypical situations, but this is crazy!
Jerry: I don't make the rules ma'am, toi have to talk to Princess Celestia about this.
Applejack: Princess Celestia?
Rarity: She banished Princess Luna 800 years ago.
arc en ciel Dash: Oh, right. Take us to her please.
Jerry: If toi insist.
So Jerry, and a few other soldiers took them to Celestia's château in Canterlot.
Celestia: How dare those griffons attempt to attack us. They will realize their clumsy decision will give them nothing, but pain.
Soldier 24: Right-o your highness.
Jerry: *Arrives* Princess, visitors.
Celestia: What do they want to talk about?
arc en ciel Dash: Hi Celestia.
Celestia: Who are you?
arc en ciel Dash: toi mean toi don't remember?
Applejack: Take it easy Dash. I'm Applejack, this is arc en ciel Dash, and the white unicorn is Rarity.
Celestia: What do toi want to talk about?
arc en ciel Dash: Why can't mares fight? You're a princess, toi should be giving us equal rights.
Celestia: It is not my decision on who gets to fight, ou not. toi must talk to Lord Burlington.
Applejack: Jerry a dit we had to talk to you.
Jerry: Uh.. I forgot?
Celestia: Take them to Lord Burlington.
Jerry: Yes your highness.
Rarity: Lord Burlington?
arc en ciel Dash: I wonder what he's like.
They were soon about to find out.
Lord Burlington: *Sitting in big red chair* What do those griffons have planned?
Pete: We don't know. They could do anything.
Lord Burlington: Then we must warn everypony immediately. If those griffons try to-
Jerry: *Enters room* Sir, three ponies want to talk to you.
Lord Burlington: What do toi want?
arc en ciel Dash: The three of us want to fight in this war.
Lord Burlington: toi three? *Laughing* This is an outrage. No mare is capable of fighting.
Rarity: He's right, so why don't we go home?
Lord Burlington: Yes. Go home, and get back to working where toi belong.
Applejack: Oh yeah? *Grabs axe, and throws it at Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: *Ducks, and doesn't get hit from axe. He then sees that it has stuck to his chair* Okay, you're in.
2 B continued
British Soldier: Now don't come back to our country ever again toi Equestrian scum.
Rarity: But I'm British too!
British Soldier: *Ignores Rarity* Let's go captain. We got everything we need.
British Captain: *Driving ship out of docks*
Jerry: *Sees Gilda* Griffon!!
Gilda: *Flies away*
Celestia's Soldiers: *Running towards Jerry*
Jerry: She's getting away.
arc en ciel Dash: What's going on?
Jerry: toi didn't hear? The griffons have waged war against us ponies. Their kingdom is near ours, and we cannot allow them to take any peice of our territory.
Applejack: What happens if they do?
Jerry: We kill them.
Rarity: Nngh. Isn't there a peaceful way to settle this?
Applejack: *Slaps Rarity* No! We have to kill them.
Jerry: *Looking at Applejack* I like your style, but toi ladies are not allowed to fight.
arc en ciel Dash, Applejack: What?!!?
Rarity: Well, I wouldn't want to fight anyway.
Applejack: Are toi saying that we're not allowed to fight due to our gender?!
arc en ciel Dash: I've dealt with many stereotypical situations, but this is crazy!
Jerry: I don't make the rules ma'am, toi have to talk to Princess Celestia about this.
Applejack: Princess Celestia?
Rarity: She banished Princess Luna 800 years ago.
arc en ciel Dash: Oh, right. Take us to her please.
Jerry: If toi insist.
So Jerry, and a few other soldiers took them to Celestia's château in Canterlot.
Celestia: How dare those griffons attempt to attack us. They will realize their clumsy decision will give them nothing, but pain.
Soldier 24: Right-o your highness.
Jerry: *Arrives* Princess, visitors.
Celestia: What do they want to talk about?
arc en ciel Dash: Hi Celestia.
Celestia: Who are you?
arc en ciel Dash: toi mean toi don't remember?
Applejack: Take it easy Dash. I'm Applejack, this is arc en ciel Dash, and the white unicorn is Rarity.
Celestia: What do toi want to talk about?
arc en ciel Dash: Why can't mares fight? You're a princess, toi should be giving us equal rights.
Celestia: It is not my decision on who gets to fight, ou not. toi must talk to Lord Burlington.
Applejack: Jerry a dit we had to talk to you.
Jerry: Uh.. I forgot?
Celestia: Take them to Lord Burlington.
Jerry: Yes your highness.
Rarity: Lord Burlington?
arc en ciel Dash: I wonder what he's like.
They were soon about to find out.
Lord Burlington: *Sitting in big red chair* What do those griffons have planned?
Pete: We don't know. They could do anything.
Lord Burlington: Then we must warn everypony immediately. If those griffons try to-
Jerry: *Enters room* Sir, three ponies want to talk to you.
Lord Burlington: What do toi want?
arc en ciel Dash: The three of us want to fight in this war.
Lord Burlington: toi three? *Laughing* This is an outrage. No mare is capable of fighting.
Rarity: He's right, so why don't we go home?
Lord Burlington: Yes. Go home, and get back to working where toi belong.
Applejack: Oh yeah? *Grabs axe, and throws it at Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: *Ducks, and doesn't get hit from axe. He then sees that it has stuck to his chair* Okay, you're in.
2 B continued
pinkie pie was in her bakery waiting for her suivant victim to wake up it had been about 2 weeks sense she had killed arc en ciel dash then derpy walks in and says salut pinkie pie whats going on?
oh nothing just making cupcakes.pinkie pie said.
oh ok i was thinking about muffins today derpy said. oh ok let make muffins! pinkie pie a dit then the victim wakes up. huh what where am i? Candy mane says. oh hi your at sugar cube corner says derpy wanna make muffins with us derpy says a few minutes after no i just wanna go accueil it does not feel right i..i wanna go home. Candy mane says.
heaven is your new accueil pinkie pie says
wha- what! no its not i'm a living poney let me go!!
says Candy mane with tears rolling down her face
sorry no says pinkie pie. well lets get on with it. derpy said. to be continued!!!
oh nothing just making cupcakes.pinkie pie said.
oh ok i was thinking about muffins today derpy said. oh ok let make muffins! pinkie pie a dit then the victim wakes up. huh what where am i? Candy mane says. oh hi your at sugar cube corner says derpy wanna make muffins with us derpy says a few minutes after no i just wanna go accueil it does not feel right i..i wanna go home. Candy mane says.
heaven is your new accueil pinkie pie says
wha- what! no its not i'm a living poney let me go!!
says Candy mane with tears rolling down her face
sorry no says pinkie pie. well lets get on with it. derpy said. to be continued!!!