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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of arc en ciel Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arc en ciel Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 8

The Magic montrer

One day, arc en ciel Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.

arc en ciel Dash: *Sits at a table, tableau with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied par chains.

What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black haut, retour au début hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.

Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single poney in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. toi don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a poney toi idiots!
Screwball: Five minutes before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five minutes are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt plus like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to montrer toi some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, arc en ciel Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
arc en ciel Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
arc en ciel Dash: *Goes onto stage*
poney 46: That's not fair!
poney 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
arc en ciel Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue poney disappear! *Waving wand*

Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and arc en ciel Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.

Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, arc en ciel Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.

Meanwhile in the truck.

Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
arc en ciel Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on haut, retour au début of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
arc en ciel Dash: *Sits in siège suivant to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are toi doing here?!
arc en ciel Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: toi can be polite par getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
arc en ciel Dash: *Gets back to siège in truck suivant to Screwball* Did toi miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to coup de poing arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
aléatoire Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are toi okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, déplacer it!
arc en ciel Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If toi could déplacer your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't toi go anywhere?!
arc en ciel Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
arc en ciel Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
arc en ciel Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*

When she got there, arc en ciel Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.

arc en ciel Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
arc en ciel Dash: Are toi okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
arc en ciel Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.

The End
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Nocturnal Mirage's car
Nocturnal Mirage's car
Business is-a boomin'. I think this is the best fanfiction I have written so far, and now it's time to continue.

Night Frizz had Saten Twist, Blazin' Blue, and Ryan pull over so that she could give them something. They seemed like regular clear license plate covers, but to Night Frizz, they were a way to get pass toll gates.

Ryan: How are these going to help?
Night Frizz: I have seen many ponies do this before. If toi put it on your license plate, the scanners can't track down the number. If they can't track down the number on your plate, they won't be able to find your house, and if they can't...
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When Hawkeye, and Stylo got to their train, they saw Wilson, and Snowflake.

Hawkeye: I'm having a party at my house tonight at 8, and you're invited.
Wilson: Thanks Pierce. I just hope it's better than those parties we had in the Korean War.
Hawkeye: Thankfully I wasn't in the Korean War, so I wouldn't know what toi were talking about.
Stylo: Guess what.
Snowflake: What?
Stylo: Party at Hawkeye's at 8 tonight, and you're invited.
Snowflake: Thanks.
Stylo: Make sure toi tell Percy, and Jeff when toi see them.
Hawkeye: Stylo, Wilson says we can go now.
Stylo: On my way. *Runs to train*
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, and Anthony From Seanthehedgehog

Episode 53

Anthony, And The Important Passenger

August 20, 1956

Hawkeye was sitting with Stylo...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails


Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Episode 50

Nicole's Mistake

August 21, 1955

Nicole has gone through many exciting adventures in her life when she used to work on the Northern Pacific. She was telling...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails


Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and plus time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to...
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In the office of Lieutenant Briggs

Briggs: *On the phone* Yes. Understood. *Hangs up*
Harry: *Walks in*
Briggs: toi were supposed to apprehend Pollanchio, not insult him. toi weren't doing your job, and toi could get fired for that. Now toi let Frank escape, so answer me this. What the fuck do I tell the captain? Huh? What?
Harry: toi can tell him that a traffic cop is making all those kills.
Briggs: A traffic cop? toi expect him to believe that a traffic cop is killing off everypony? Who?
Harry: *Looks down at floor* Charlie McCoy.
Briggs: Harry, I was just on the phone with Charlie's ex wife....
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Hawkeye, Stylo, and Mirage went outside, where Pete, and the bus driver were arguing.

Drunk Bus Driver: I don't give a shit what toi tell me! I am taking all your fucking passengers away from the train, and to wherever they need to go in the town of Cheyenne!!!
Pete: You're not allowed to! Those ponies want to get on the train, not the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: Who would want to get on the train?!?
Pony 36: I would.
Pony 57: Me too.
Pony 98: It's better than taking the bus!
Drunk Bus Driver: *Gets in bus, and drives away*
Hawkeye: Are toi alright Pete?
Pete: Yeah. All we did was shout at each other....
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Previously, we killed some people holding Princess Cadence hostage. Shortly after arc en ciel Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do toi know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want toi to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go par the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's...
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Enjoy :D
my little poney
My Little Poney
added by btflash
it's like auto-correct, poney STYLE!!!!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 John's car
John's car
The stalkers were getting closer.

Richard: Come on, two hooves! Take the hat off! *Takes Thomas' hat off* That's great *Finds money*
John: Is it?
Richard: Now take your chemise off.
John: We already got the money we don't need to-
Richard: Take your chemise off!
Stalker: *stops car on bridge*

The two stalkers got out, and one was carrying an assault rifle.

Stalker 2: *Shoots at Richard, John, and Thomas*
Somepony: *Crashes into stalker's car*
Stalkers: *Looking at car*

Then all of a sudden, the gun accidentally went off, and killed Thomas.

Richard & John: *Run for cover*
Richard: toi ok?
John: I'm fine....
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After the Flim Flam brothers left with Dexter, another poney walked in.

??: Hey. Are toi alright?
Applejack: *Stands up* Who are you?
?? My name is Erica. toi three should get some medical attention.
Applejack: We can't right now. I gotta go after those ponies that beat me, and my cousin up.
Erica: I think I saw them. Were they two licornes with an orange pegasus?
Applejack: Yeah. Where'd toi see them?
Erica: They just left the warehouse.
Applejack: Ok. Wake up Braeburn while I untie my sister. *Goes to Applebloom*
Erica: *Walks to Braeburn* Exuse me. Sir?
Braeburn: *Hits Erica*
Applejack: Braeburn!...
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Pierce was very mad. He ran towards a truck, and started raging.

Hawkeye: A perfect time to scrap engines, just because they run on steam! *breaks truck window*
Jeff: Hawkeye? What happened?
Hawkeye: Pete is going to scrap an engine!
Jeff: Which one?
Hawkeye: I don't know, some 2-8-0.
Jeff: Oh. Sorry for your loss. *walks away*
Hawkeye: AAHH!!
Gordon: *Walks up to Hawkeye* Hey! Nopony is supposed to do idiotic things but me.
Hawkeye: Fuck off Gordon, I'm in a bad mood right now.
Gordon: No, I'm not fucking off, I just want to know why you're jouer la comédie like this.
Hawkeye: Pete is scrapping a steam engine....
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Just when Jeanne was walking away, Mrs. Stricker arrived.

Mrs. Stricker: Jeanne! Get over here!
Jeanne: *goes to Mrs. Stricker*
Mrs. Stricker: You're not allowed to Kiss other students on school grounds.
Jeanne: Really?
Rafe: That's dumb.
Mrs. Stricker: toi two in my office, now.

In Mrs. Stricker's office

Mrs. Stricker: What in the world were toi thinking when toi kissed him?
Jeanne: I was happy for him. He offered to do something very nice, and-
Mrs. Stricker: No, unacceptable. No matter what, toi cannot Kiss other ponies in this school.
Rafe: That's so unfair!
Mrs. Stricker: Watch your tone, Mr....
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Warning: This fanfic is rated R for lot's of violence, strong language, and is intended for a mature audience. Viewer Discretion is advised

Seanthehedgehog presents

A story with a sad intro

Octavia Unchained

As toi probably know, in Equestria there are plus mares (female ponies) then there are stallions (male ponies). Because of this, nearly all the stallions placed much of the mares in slavery.

One of these mares is Octavia, and this is where her story begins, in Canterlot

Octavia: *Walking with other mares*
Stallions: *walking with mares, carrying whips*
Mares: *Walking to bus*
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Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.

Pete: toi all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of toi need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do toi do that?
Pete: toi got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. toi can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your jour off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry,...
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Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run par thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 9

Bartholomew "Not so" Perfect The 55th

June 10, 1951

At the station in Cheyenne, Bartholomew was getting ready to conduct a passenger train.

Gordon: *Looking at map of Equestria* Hey, Bart! Do toi know how long it would take to get to Germany from my place if I was driving?
Bartholomew: Perhaps toi should try looking at an actual world map instead...
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 Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Bartholomew Perfect the 55th
Pete was discussing his plan on how to get back at Gordon

Pete: What we need to do is hire a new unicorn, and get him to find out about what Gordon is up to.
Orion: Like a spy?
Pete: Yup.
Bartholomew: *teleports suivant to Pete*
Pete: This is our new worker, Bartholomew Perfect the 55th. He's british, so don't make fun of him for that.
Coffee Creme: Uh, nopony makes fun of the british at all.
Pete: Ok then. Good luck *walks away*
Hawkeye: Hello Bartholo- lomr- mew
Bartholomew: *laughs* toi don't have to call me par my full name. Bart will do nicely.
Hawkeye: Oh, hi Bart.
Bartholomew: Hello. I must say,...
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Spike was recaptured, and they continued taking him to Canterlot. Still, could be worse.

General Rosemeyer: Our soldiers have still not stopped Sean The Hedgehog, and his friends.
Robotnik: Fuck. Get in four trucks, three airplanes, and a tank!!
General Rosemeyer: Yes sir. *walks off*

30 secondes later

Fluttershy: Oh no! plus airplanes!!
Rainbow Dash: *holds gun for Sean*
Sean: No, keep it. I have another one *grabs .44*
Rainbow Dash: If toi say so.
Applejack: Why can't these humans give up?
Sean; They're Nazis, they don't know how to give up. *shoots at airplanes*
Airplanes: *pass*
Rarity: They're not...
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