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Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of arc en ciel Dash

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arc en ciel Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 8

The Magic montrer

One day, arc en ciel Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.

arc en ciel Dash: *Sits at a table, tableau with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied par chains.

What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black haut, retour au début hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.

Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single poney in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. toi don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a poney toi idiots!
Screwball: Five minutes before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five minutes are up!
Karl: What?
Kyle: That felt plus like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to montrer toi some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, arc en ciel Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
arc en ciel Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
arc en ciel Dash: *Goes onto stage*
poney 46: That's not fair!
poney 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
arc en ciel Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue poney disappear! *Waving wand*


Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and arc en ciel Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.

Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, arc en ciel Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.

Meanwhile in the truck.

Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
arc en ciel Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on haut, retour au début of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
arc en ciel Dash: *Sits in siège suivant to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are toi doing here?!
arc en ciel Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: toi can be polite par getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies up*
Screwball: ggrrrrrrrrrrr!
arc en ciel Dash: *Gets back to siège in truck suivant to Screwball* Did toi miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to coup de poing arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
aléatoire Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are toi okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, déplacer it!
arc en ciel Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If toi could déplacer your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't toi go anywhere?!
arc en ciel Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
arc en ciel Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
arc en ciel Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*

When she got there, arc en ciel Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.

arc en ciel Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
arc en ciel Dash: Are toi okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
arc en ciel Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.

The End
posted by Seanthehedgehog
arc en ciel Dash, and the rest of the pegasi continued defending sweet pomme acres with a counter attack.

Nazis: Stop the blue one. *shoots arc en ciel Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ow!! *heads toward ground*
Shredder: Dashie!
Rainbow Dash: *lands on ground*
Nazis: *driving walker* What now?
Twilight: Man, step on her!
Nazis: *get walker toward arc en ciel Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *moves out of the way*
Nazis: We killed her.
Pegasi: *getting shot*
Shredder: Retreat!!
Ponies: *leave*
Sean: *running away*
Rainbow Dash: *stands up* This isn't over yet *flies to bottom of walker, then puts grenade in, and flies away*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder:...
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 appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten plus laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do toi think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a minute later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, toi get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank toi so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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It was a somewhat dark night in San Franciscolt. A poney dressed as a clown was running toward a fence, and when he got there, he started climbing it.

US soldiers: He's over there!! *run*
clown: *running*
US soldiers: *shoot clown*
clown: *laying on ground*
US soldiers: Check his body. *search* He doesn't have it. Let's go.

Next morning in Canterlot

Con: Hello Moneybit, toi look fine on this wonderful day.
Moneybit: That's because I'm not trying to assassinate anyone near you.
Con: *laughs* It's not your fault.
Moneybit: He'll see toi now.
Con: Oh good *walks into P's office*
P: Good morning Con.
Con:...
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 Two of these trucks arrived near Con's car
Two of these trucks arrived near Con's car
The suivant day, Con went to his apartment in L.P. to inform P that he had the blueprints to Steve Job's weapon.

Con: *parks car*
mexicans: He has a red Meuzda parked on 5th street.
Popeye: I'll deal with Con, toi get the blueprints from his car.
Con: P, it's 0007. I have the blueprints. I'll send them to toi as soon as possible.
Popeye: *shoots phone* Time's up.
Con: I didn't even put in a quarter.
Popeye: Well, that's not neccesary. *sits on bed*

Meanwhile two Dodge trucks, and a tow truck arrived par Con's car

Mexican pony78: We'll wait here, in case he comes.
Steve Jobs: I hope he doesn't cum....
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Con kept chasing canard, drake until he got to a room where plus missiles were being launched.

Drake: toi seemed to have Lost me. Where do toi think these are heading?
Con: *disables machine*
Drake: toi were lucky that time Mane. It won't happen again!
Russian pony83: *runs in*
Con: *kills russian*
Drake: Why are toi doing this, when toi can rejoindre me? The world sucks!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: How about if I operate two of them at once?
Con: *destroys first*
Drake: Stop that! I ORDER YOU!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: NO NO NO!! *runs in room*
Con: Ah, so nice to see toi Drake.
Drake: *hits Con*...
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I was just sleeping, when I heard a car going par my house. Frenchtown is right suivant to the delaware river, which separates New Jersey from much of Pennsylvania. That's not why a lot of cars go through here,... Maybe it is. Ah whatever, I gotta get ready for school. Yeah, after my dad died, and part of my house got destroyed I still gotta go to school.

3 and a half hours later

Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why toi two say that.
Sean: It's from arc en ciel Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A arc en ciel Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta montrer Ian...
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At the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

Con: Hello P, what do toi need me to do?
P: That depends, what do toi know about a poney named Hattan Scaramanga.
Con: I know that she has a really powerful gun, and can kill anypony with just one shot. Why?
P: She has plans to kill you.
Con: Well that can't be good.
P: toi need to go to Hong Kong, and kill her, before the opposite happens.
Con: Kill her? I don't know if I wanna kill her.
P: She is a threat, and must die.
Con: Fine. *leaves room*
Moneybit: Hello Con.
Con: Hi Miss Moneybit, where is Hong Kong?
Moneybit: In China.
Con: And where is China?
Moneybit:...
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Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was finally easter day. Pinkie Pie, and cidre fort, applejack were getting the train loaded with stuff to celebrate easter with. Meanwhile the easter bunny was with arc en ciel Dash, and Fluttershy. They were trying to find an engine to pull the train.

station owner: Why should I lend an engine to you?
Easter Bunny: Come on please? It's very important.
station owner: Important? What about the 21st century limited?
Passenger 1: And the Powhattan bow & arrow?
Engineer: And then there's the coal that goes to Hoofington.
station owner: I'm not sure how you're talking, but leave us alone!
Easter bunny: Without...
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par the time me & arc en ciel Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.

Sean: Oh jeez.
Rainbow Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!

Eight hours earlier

King Sombra: I only need a few plus things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
Rainbow Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control

Eight hours later

Rainbow Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because...
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In case toi are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a rue to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a poney get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the poney was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our suivant target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Back at the train station, Pete was waiting to go to a meeting.

Pete: *Checking clock*
Percy: *stops inspection car on platform* Pete, we have something important to tell you!
Pete: Alright, but get that car out of the way. A train could be coming here soon.
Percy: *Moving inspection car out of way*
Pete: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Percy & Jeff: *Walk onto station platform*
Pete: What is it?
Percy: We were fixing track on Sherman Hill, like toi told us to do, but some ponies in the mafia came, and attacked us.
Pete: That can't be good. We need to fix that track right away. If we don't...
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We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we a volé, étole from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take toi to Canterlot.
Rainbow Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
Rainbow Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell toi now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
Rainbow Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. toi must get defenses set up. A shield generator...
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 Franklin
Franklin
Gordon, and Franklin arrived at the train station.

Franklin: Sir?
Boss Stephenson: What do toi want?
Franklin: Remember that poney Pete Reimer toi were talking to on the phone?
Boss Stephenson: Yeah. Did he send that new poney to help us?
Franklin: He's right here with me.
Boss Stephenson: *Staring at Gordon* Why is he so fat?
Gordon: You're going to judge me par my looks? You're a great boss.
Boss Stephenson: Yeah, well toi complain a lot.
Gordon: At least I don't judge ponies par their appearance.
Chinese Pony: *arrives* I just finished switching those freight cars sir.
Gordon: *Pointing at chinese...
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Gordon was at the trainyard.

Gordon: Percy! Which train am I taking?
Percy: toi have to drive that challenger with the boxcars.
Gordon: *Sighs* Even though I hate steam engines, I'm only taking it because it's very powerful.
Percy: Maybe there will be a diesel as powerful as the big boy.
Gordon: Yeah, maybe in fifty, ou sixty years.
Percy: ou maybe sooner than that. toi never know.
Gordon: Right. I have to get going now, otherwise I'll be late. *Goes to engine*
Wilson: *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: Wilson. What are toi doing here?
Wilson: I'm your fireman.
Gordon: What about the train yard?
Wilson:...
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 Connor
Connor
In Bringham City, May 8, 1869. 10 miles east of Promontory Utah.

Pete's great grandfather was named Connor.

Mercury: salut Connor, get over here.
Connor: *Walks over to Mercury* Yeah?
Mercury: We need to take extra special care of this. *Shows golden spike*
Connor: Why is that golden?
Mercury: We're using this as the last spike for the Transcontinental Railroad. When we meet up with the Central Pacific, we'll use this on the line.
Connor: Great, but who would want to steal this?
Mercury: Oh, I don't know, a few robbers, some Indians. toi know, anypony that's obsessed with gold.
Connor: Okay, I understand...
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At the Cheyenne train station, Pete was relaxing in his office. He was just looking over the profits that he was making so far, when his telephone rang.

Pete: *Answers* Hello, this is the Cheyenne Train Station of the Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
P.S.M: Pete? I've got one of your workers here at my station. He's saying that he helped me with chargement baggage on a passenger train.
Pete: What the hay? I suspended him from work for three months, two weeks ago.
P.S.M: Really? Because he helped out really well. Right now, he's chargement up another train.
Pete: I'll be right there. *Leaves station*...
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James woke up early suivant morning. He wanted to say hello to his little ponies before they left for school.

Toby: *eating soup*
Melissa: All we get to eat is soup. It's not fair. There has to be something else for us to eat around here.
James: *Arrives* ou at least something else for us to buy.
Toby: Dad!
James: Hello Toby. I thought I'd get up a little earlier then usual, and see toi two before toi left for school.
Toby: Thanks dad.
Melissa: Thank you.
James: Where's your mom?
Toby: She's outside.
James: *Walks out of house*
Martha: *sees James* James, what are toi doing up so early?
James: I just...
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The evening of July 4, 1892

James: *Having soup*
Martha: Is everything ok?
James: No. Every worker is going on strike, and they forced me to rejoindre them.
Martha: What are toi talking about?
James: Larry, and Jack. They made me rejoindre them for the strike. I didn't want to, but I had no choice.
Martha: Well, what are toi going to do?
James: What they tell me to do I guess.
Toby: Everything will be ok Dad. Sooner, ou later the strikers will stop, and everything will be ok again.
James: Thanks Toby.
???: *Knocks on door*
James: Hmm, who could that be? *walks to front door*
???: James? Are toi in there?
James:...
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