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The Adventures Of arc en ciel Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, arc en ciel Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
The Magic montrer
One day, arc en ciel Dash, and Pinkie Pie decided to go to a magic show.
arc en ciel Dash: *Sits at a table, tableau with Pinkie Pie* This is going to be awesome!
Pinkie Pie: Ja! The Great Ponyni sounds like a great magician. I heard he could free himself from being tied par chains.
What they didn't realize was that Discord was The Great Ponyni. He was wearing a black cape, with a black haut, retour au début hat, and a fake handlebar mustache.
Discord: This will be very fun. Once we get this started, we'll torturize every single poney in the crowd.
Karl: Yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Kyle: Only one problem. toi don't look anything like a pony.
Karl: Even with that disguise.
Discord: I don't have to look anything like a poney toi idiots!
Screwball: Five minutes before curtains open.
Discord: Okay, get ready!
Screwball: Five minutes are up!
Kyle: That felt plus like five seconds!
Screwball: *Opens curtains*
Discord: *Walks onto stage* Hello! Today, I am going to montrer toi some amazing magic tricks. First, I'm going to have somepony go into a box, and disappear!
Karl: *Brings out box, then sees arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Sees Karl* wait a minute...
Karl: Boss, arc en ciel Dash is in the audience.
Discord: Excellent. I need one volunteer to go into this box. Who want's to do it?
Ponies: *Raising hooves*
Pinkie Pie: OOH!! OOH, OOH! PICK MEEEE!!
Discord: How about this blue beautiful pegasus?
arc en ciel Dash: Me?
Discord: Yes, come onto the stage.
arc en ciel Dash: *Goes onto stage*
poney 46: That's not fair!
poney 24: She didn't even raise her hooves!
Discord: Step into the box.
arc en ciel Dash: *Steps into box*
Discord: Now, I'm going to make the blue poney disappear! *Waving wand*
Soon, purple smoke came out of the wand, and in the box, a hole appeared in the door, and arc en ciel Dash fell into a truck. She was expecting this however, and Screwball ran quickly downstage to drive the truck.
Discord: *Opens box*
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes pop out wide open* Dashie?!
Discord: Yes, arc en ciel Dash is gone. And now, *Makes everypony except Pinkie disappear* You'll be gone too.
Meanwhile in the truck.
Screwball: *Drives out of garage*
arc en ciel Dash: *Kicks door open*
Screwball: *Hears noise* What was that?
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies out of box, then out of the truck, and on haut, retour au début of the truck*
Screwball: *Turning left, and right*
arc en ciel Dash: *Sits in siège suivant to Screwball, then smiles* Hi.
Screwball: What are toi doing here?!
arc en ciel Dash: Enjoying the scenery. It's really nice to go driving during this time of year.
Screwball: Get out of here! *Pushes arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: Whoa! *Nearly falls out truck* What was that for? I was being polite!
Screwball: toi can be polite par getting killed! *Turns truck to the right*
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies up*
arc en ciel Dash: *Gets back to siège in truck suivant to Screwball* Did toi miss me?
Screwball: No! *Tries to coup de poing arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Grabs Screwball's hoof, and throws it back at her*
Screwball: *Hits herself*
aléatoire Pony: *Driving car*
Screwball: *About to hit car*
arc en ciel Dash: *Flies out of truck, gets in front of it, and stops it from moving*
Pony: *Stops car* Ma'am, are toi okay?
Screwball: *Floors it* Come on, déplacer it!
arc en ciel Dash: *Struggling to prevent truck from moving* Yeah. If toi could déplacer your car backwards, that would be great!
Pony: *Drives backwards*
Screwball: *Still trying to drive forward* Why won't toi go anywhere?!
arc en ciel Dash: *Still pushing against truck* How much longer do I have to do this?
Screwball: MOVE! *Puts truck in reverse, and floors it*
arc en ciel Dash: *Lets go of truck*
Screwball: AHHH! *Drives into river*
arc en ciel Dash: Pinkie Pie! I gotta go help her! *Flies back to magic show*
When she got there, arc en ciel Dash found out that Pinkie Pie defeated Discord, Karl, and Kyle.
arc en ciel Dash: Pinkie Pie!
Pinkie Pie: Dashie!!
arc en ciel Dash: Are toi okay?
Pinkie Pie: Ja. What about you?
arc en ciel Dash: I'm a little tired, but I can't complain.