This is a spin off of my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. It takes place between Discorded, and The Great Escape.
Theme song: link
For a long time, Twilight Sparkle has been evil, and has been working for a human scientist named Dr. Robotnik. He came from a world far away called Mobius.
Together, they created an army of Changelings, Griffons, and human soldiers known as Nazis.
After arresting Sean the hedgehog, arc en ciel Dash, Princess Celestia, and a group of other ponies, Twilight Sparkle was sent to Russia, to kill a Russian general.
However, as Twilight was doing this, she would find a discovery that would be with her for a long time.
Twilight's private plane was flying in Russia. The purple Alicorn jumped out, and flew safely to the ground.
Russian poney 35: *Attempts to shoot Twilight*
Twilight: *Creates shield, making the bullets hit the Russian pony*
Russian poney 24: AH! *About to coup de poing Twilight*
Twilight: *Chokes Russian poney with magic*
Nazi Captain: Princess, we're glad to have toi here with us.
Twilight: I'm sure toi are. How many casualties have we taken?
Nazi Captain: Twenty of our soldiers have been shot.
Twilight: How many did the enemy take?
Nazi Captain: Five, including the two soldiers toi just killed.
Twilight: I'll help us win this battle, but I need your gun.
Nazi Captain: *Gives Twilight an MP40, and a pistol*
Twilight: And the ammo.
Nazi Captain: *Gives Twilight ammo*
Twilight: And all your grenades.
Nazi Captain: *Gives Twilight five grenades* What am I suppose to do without any weapons?
Twilight: Do what all officers do if they fail to succeed in this war. *Chokes captain with magic, and kills him* You're fired.
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Twilight: *Shoots three Russian Ponies*
Russian poney 67: *Throws grenade*
Twilight: *Makes grenade go back at Russian pony*
Russian poney 67: *Gets killed par grenade*
Twilight: *Sees barrier* (I have to get passed that barrier.)
Russian poney 3: *Tries to shoot Twilight*
Twilight: *Taking cover par tree* Man, play with your communist Friends instead of trying to kill me.
Russian poney 3: *Shoots plus bullets at Twilight*
Twilight: *Shoots Russian Pony* Now, to take down that barrier. *Sees boulder, picks it up with magic, and smashes barrier*
Russian Ponies: *Charging from barrier towards Twilight*
Twilight: *Throws a grenade at Russian Ponies*
Russian Ponies: Retreat! *Get killed par grenade*
Twilight: Thank toi for making this job easy. *Runs pass barrier*
Griffons: *Taking cover from Russian Ponies* Princess Twilight, they have a machine gun set up on our position. See if toi can take them down.
Twilight: Pleasure is all mine man. *Flies up into the sky* I should be able to see the-
Russian Pony: *Shooting machine gun at Twilight*
Twilight: *Creates shield* Machine gun. *Flies back down to griffons* They have the machine gun set up at a building not far from here. Fly with me, and try to kill them. *Flies up into the air*
Griffons: *Flying with Twilight*
Twilight: *Creates shield protecting herself, and Griffons* Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting Russian Ponies*
Twilight: Good. Now keep up the good work while I go find General Itov. *Flies away*
Along the way, she met two changelings.
Changeling 35: Princess, we found General Itov for you. Follow us.
Twilight: I'm right behind you.
Changeling 34: *Flies with other changeling, and Twilight* He's at that house your highness.
Twilight: Perfect. *Lands on ground with the two changelings*
General Itov: *Walks out of building* Twilight! Whatever toi want, toi won't find it here!
Twilight: Man, toi can't escape a princess with a black man's voice. Celestia may have put that curse on me, but I'm evil, and I don't care.
General Itov: *Grabs Rocket Launcher* Turn back now! *Shoots rocket*
Twilight: *Creates shield*
The blast did no harm to Twilight, but it killed the two changelings par her.
Twilight: *Shoots two bullets at General Itov*
General Itov: *Jumps up in air, and kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Falls on ground* Man, you've got a strong kick. I'll give toi that.
General Itov: *Attempts to kick Twilight again*
Twilight: *Moves out of way* But you're still not good enough to kill me. *Pulls trigger on MP40* Wait a minute, I'm gotta reload.
General Itov: *Punches Twilight in the face*
Twilight: *Grabs pistol* ou I could execute you.
Two Russian Ponies: *Charging towards Twilight with rifles*
Twilight: *Creates shield, and shoots both Russian ponies*
General Itov: I will call for plus reinforcements if toi don't surrender!
Twilight: *Grabs General Itov with magic* I have a better idea. How about toi surrender?
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Twilight: *Throws General Itov into building*
General Itov: Ah! *Coughing blood*
Twilight: *Pointing gun at General Itov* toi ain't alone man. Where is your commander?
General Itov: Being evil has clouded your mind. toi killed my commander a long time ago.
Twilight: Then he won't care about me killing you.
She was just about to shoot him, when a grey poulain, colt grabbed the gun with magic, and was pointing the gun at Twilight.
General Itov: *Gasp*
Twilight: *Looks at colt, and then at General Itov, then back at the colt* A son.
Colt: *Continues pointing gun at Twilight*
General Itov: Jeff!!
Twilight: *Chokes General Itov to death with magic*
Nazis: *Run into building*
Nazi Officer: Princess Twilight. *Sees Jeff, then points at him*
Nazis: *About to shoot Jeff*
Twilight: *Uses magic to take pistolets away from Nazis, and shoot them with the guns*
Jeff: *Looks at Twilight*
Twilight: *Looks at Jeff* Come with me. plus soldiers will be here soon.
Okay, stop the music.
Twilight took Jeff to Nazi Headquarters in Ponyville. She used a spell to change him into a stallion, and he was now at the age of 22.
Jeff: *Sitting in a chair*
Twilight: toi were little when I found you. Now, you're going to help me with a few jobs, and learn some magic from me.
Jeff: *Slowly stands up* What do toi want me to do first Princess?
Twilight: I want toi to go do some training first. toi should be able to find the training area on your own.
Jeff: As toi wish Twilight.
Jeff left Twilight in the room, and went par himself to the training room.
Jeff was walking to the training area, but as he was doing that, a poney that looked exactly like arc en ciel Dash was waiting for him.
Jeff: *Continues walking to training area*
arc en ciel Dash: *Jumps out of corner, and tries to kick Jeff*
Jeff: *Dodges arc en ciel Dash, and punches her*
Then all of a sudden, the poney that looked like arc en ciel Dash turned into a robot.
Jeff: Wait. What?
Proxy: Good afternoon. My name is Proxy, and I have been designed par Twilight Sparkle to assist toi in whatever jobs she gives you.
Jeff: Well, I didn't think she would create a robot that would attempt to kill me. *Sees changeling* Get back. *Hides behind crates with Proxy*
Proxy: Why are we hiding?
Jeff: I just saw the most beautiful changeling ever. She's not like most changelings, she doesn't have any holes in her body, ou mane. Who is she?
Proxy: *Changes into changeling* Captain Juno Eclipse. A pilot in Doctor Robotnik's army, and a very skilled one too.
Juno: *Walks up* Is there something I can help toi with?
Jeff & Proxy: *Staring at Juno*
Proxy: Actually yes. *Changes back to normal* I just received word from Twilight that we need a pilot to take us to Ponyville, and toi happen to be a very good one.
Juno: Sure. I can be your pilot.
Jeff: Great. But first, I need to do some training.
Juno: The training room is right over there.
Jeff: *Sees door to training room* Thank you. *Walks to training room*
When they entered the training room, Jeff saw some rocks.
Proxy: Welcome to your first training assignment master. Twilight wants toi to learn levitation spells. They are very useful for many occasions. Lift one of those rocks up with your magic.
Jeff: *Uses magic to lift up rock*
Proxy: Good. Now déplacer it around for a while, so that toi can get the feel of this unique trick.
Jeff: *Moves rock to the left, and right, then puts it back down*
Proxy: Excellent master! toi can also levitate plus than one thing at a time. Lift up two rocks at a time.
Jeff: *Lifting two rocks* It's a little difficult.
Proxy: Give it some time master. You'll get the hang of it eventually.
Jeff: *Makes the two rocks hit the ceiling*
Proxy: Very impressive. *Sets up barrier* Now, see if toi can take down this barrier with one of the rocks*
Jeff: *Brings down one rock, while leaving the other rock at the ceiling, and uses one rock to smash the barrier*
Proxy: Excellent master! *Hits button*
Three mannequins appeared.
Proxy: Levitation can also be used on living creatures. Pretend that these mannequins are enemy soldiers attempting to kill you.
Jeff: *Picks up all three mannequins with magic, and throws them into wall*
Proxy: Excellent master, and well done. toi have completed this training session. It's time to go on your very first mission for Twilight.
Jeff, Proxy, and Juno left Ponyville in an airplane. It was designed par Juno to have three ponies sit in the cockpit.
Jeff: Proxy, what does Twilight want me to do for the first assignment?
Proxy: She says that you're supposed to kill a colonel in the poney Alliance.
Jeff: And who might this colonel be?
Proxy: Jack Williams. *Turns into Jack Williams* According to the poney Alliance Leader, Jack Williams was a very skilled poney when it came to fighting. He shot down fifty two enemy pilots, and destroyed five tanks.
Juno: You're going up against a war hero.
Proxy: *Still Jack Williams* Research has shown that Jack worked his way up quickly to achieve his current rank. *Turns back to normal*
Juno: The poney Alliance is a tough army.
Jeff: But they aren't tough enough to stop me. How far do we have to go?
Juno: Well, we're supposed to find Colonel Williams in Baltimare, and we are currently five miles away from that town.
Proxy: Baltimare has taken heavy casualties from both sides.
Jeff: And It'll all end soon, with our side winning.
Meanwhile in Baltimare.
Colonel Williams: Alright team. Nice work on your defense. When the enemy reinforcements arrive, I want three machine pistolets set up on the seconde floor of this building behind me. Five snipers are to wait at the train station. Shoot the driver of the train bringing in enemy reinforcements, and get away from the station quickly.
poney Alliance Soldiers: Yes sir. *Going to positions*
Colonel Williams: *sees plane* I wonder who that is. Corporal!
P.A poney 64: *Arrives* Yes sir.
Colonel Williams: See if toi can get plus of our ponies to the airport. We may have an unexpected enemy attempting to fight us.
P.A poney 64: Right away sir. *Goes off to find reinforcements*
But they weren't landing at the airport. Juno was going to fly over a part of town, and Jeff would teleport from the plane, onto the ground.
Juno: That seems like a good place for toi to start off.
Jeff: I'm on it. *Teleports out of plane, and onto the ground. He grabs a headset, and talks to his Friends in the plane* Everything seems deserted so far. No ponies are around here whatsoever.
Juno: Give it some time.
P.A Ponies: *Running towards Jeff*
Jeff: I think I just did. *Hiding par building, and loads up MP40*
P.A Ponies: *Getting closer to Jeff*
Jeff: *Shoots P.A Ponies*
P.A poney 24: Take cover!
P.A poney 71: He's not one of us! He has a Nazi weapon.
Jeff: *Throws grenade at P.A. Ponies*
P.A poney 71: Get back- *Dies from grenade*
P.A poney 24: Anypony else hurt?
Jeff: *Shows up, and shoots all of the P.A Ponies* No sign of the colonel so far.
Juno: Try looking at the train station. Our army is sending reinforcements there par train.
Jeff: I'm heading there right now. *Runs to train station*
P.A Machine Gunner: *Shooting machine gun at Jeff*
Jeff: *Hiding behind tree* Enemy soldiers have machine pistolets par my position.
Proxy: Master, remember the levitation spells we went over. toi could use them to lift the buildings those ponies are in, and smash them.
Jeff: I can't do that Proxy, they're too heavy!!
Proxy: toi don't know that unless toi try.
Jeff: *Tries to lift both buildings with magic* They're too heavy, I can only lift one of them up. *Lifts up building closer to him, and throws it at other building* I got them.
Proxy: Excellent Master! Now, go to the train station, and assist our soldiers. The train is almost there.
As Jeff was heading to the train station, Colonel Williams was searching the airport with some other ponies.
Colonel Williams: Clear!
P.A poney 46: He's not here.
Colonel Williams: Then we must look all over this town. He could be anywhere.
P.A poney 46: Yes sir. *Grabs walkie talkie* Alpha 1, to Delta, come in Delta.
P.A Pony: Delta to alpha! We're losing soldiers par the train station! Reinforcements haven't arrived yet, but there's a poney with an MP40 shooting up our guys! Get over here quickly!!
Colonel Williams: A Pony? We better get there now!
Back at the train station.
Nazi Engineer: *Driving train to station*
P.A Sniper: Enemy sighted.
Jeff: *Shoots Sniper*
P.A Sniper 2: What are you-
Jeff: *Shoots other sniper*
Nazi Engineer: *Stops train at station*
Nazis, Griffons, and Changelings: *Run out of train*
Nazi 46: What are toi doing here?
Jeff: Twilight Sparkle sent me. She a dit there's a colonel working for the poney Alliance par the name of Williams.
Griffon 67: Is that him over there?
Jeff: *Looks behind him*
Colonel Williams: *Shoots two Nazis, and three griffons*
Jeff: Get back in the train, now!
The Nazis, Griffons, and Changelings got back in the train.
Jeff: *Staring at Colonel Williams*
Colonel Williams: Ha! A colt? Months of attacking Robotnik's Army, and he has a poulain, colt working for him?
Jeff: Twilight works for Robotnik, but I work for Twilight. *Punches Colonel Williams*
Colonel Williams: *Walks backwards towards train*
Engineer: *Tries to shoot the colonel*
Colonel Williams: *Shoots engineer, then climbs into train*
Jeff: What do toi think you're doing?
Colonel Williams: Bringing this train back to where it came from.
Jeff: *Climbs into engine* You'll have to go through me before getting rid of this train!
Colonel Williams: Very well. *Punches Jeff*
Jeff: *Kicks Colonel Williams*
Colonel Williams: *Grabs coal, and throws it at Jeff*
Jeff: *Uses magic to put coal into firebox*
Colonel Williams: toi don't have what it takes to fight me colt!
Jeff: *Slams Colonel William's head into wall*
Colonel Williams: *Bleeding* You're stronger than I thought, but I can't let toi win! *Releases brakes on train* I'll be sure to send your ashes back to Twilight. *Makes train go backwards* And if I have to go through toi to defeat the entire Third Reich, so be it!
Jeff: toi made a mistake when toi started making this train move!
Colonel Williams: Oh, and what might that be?
Jeff: This. *Uses magic to make Colonel Williams float*
Colonel Williams: Hey, what are toi doing?!
Jeff: *Making colonel hover over ground* How fast is this train going? Forty?
Colonel Williams: Don't toi dare let go of me!
Jeff: Oh, I wouldn't dare dream about that. I just want to kill you. *Lets Colonel Williams go with magic*
Colonel Williams: *Falls on ground, and rolls down a cliff* This isn't over!!
Needless to say, the colonel was going to fall for a long time, and was not going to survive the fall.
Jeff: *Stops train*
Changeling 35: *Gets out of train* Where are we going?
Jeff: Back to the station, and you're driving.
Changeling: What about you?
Jeff: *Sees Juno's plane* I've done my job. Now do yours, and take over Baltimare. *Teleports into plane*
When Jeff returned to his army's HQ in Ponyville, he saw Twilight Sparkle.
Jeff: Colonel Williams has been defeated Princess.
Twilight: Good work man. You're learning very quickly. However, there's another poney toi must kill. The poney Alliance has heavy defenses set up in Manehattan. If we take over that town, we can take control of their stock market, and make them go bankrupt. We've been trying to take that town for a long time, but we've never succeeded.
Jeff: Who is the suivant poney toi want me to kill?
Twilight: A general, par the name of Mazda Friscero. He's a unicorn, and knows a lot of powerful spells. I don't expect toi to survive this mission, but if toi do, I have one plus mission for you, and then toi will get to fight the toughest target ever.
Jeff: I will not fail toi Princess. *About to leave room*
Twilight: Jeff, before toi go, I want toi to learn about creating a shield.
Jeff: What for?
Twilight: Try to shoot me right now.
Jeff: Are toi crazy?
Twilight: No, just do it.
Jeff: *Shoots gun at Twilight*
Twilight: *Blocks bullet with shield* That's why I want toi to learn about the shield spell. Now go practice, and when toi finish, go to Manehattan, and kill General Friscero.
Jeff was walking to the training room, but little did he know, Proxy would have another trick up his sleeve.
Jeff: *Walking to training room*
Proxy: *As Pinkie Pie* Fear me, und my Party Cannon!
Jeff: *Uses spell to pick up Proxy, and throws him into wall*
Proxy: *Turns back to normal* Ah, Master. Another excellent duel.
Jeff: Well Proxy, toi did catch me par surprise. Did Twilight tell toi about our suivant assignment?
Proxy: Yes, and it seems very dangerous.
Jeff: We'll complete the mission. First, she wants me to practice creating a shield.
Proxy: Ah, excellent. Let's get started now.
And so they did. Jeff was in the room, while Proxy was standing par another part of the room with a bunch of buttons.
Proxy: The first thing we need to do is to create the shield. toi can create one in front of you, ou one surrounding your entire body. First, let's start with the one in front of you.
Jeff: *Using magic to create shield in front of him*
Proxy: Good, now make a shield surrounding your entire body. This is useful when being attacked from multiple areas.
Jeff: *Creates shield surrounding his entire body*
Proxy: Excellent master! Now, let's get down to business. Use the shield spell to protect yourself against this turret. *Hits button, and a tourelle appears on the ceiling. It starts shooting bullets at Jeff*
Jeff: *Creates shield in front of him*
Proxy: None of the bullets hit you. Excellent master! Try using the other shield, to protect yourself from multiple turrets. *Hits two buttons*
Two plus turrets appeared, and all three of them were shooting at Jeff.
Jeff: *Creates shield around himself*
Proxy: Excellent master! toi can also use the shield spell to protect others. Use it to protect the nearby Nazi Soldier standing out in the open. *Makes turrets shoot at Nazi*
Jeff: *Creates shield protecting Nazi*
Proxy: Excellent master! Multiple shields can be created. Two plus soldiers have arrived, and they need to be protected par the enemy. *Makes turrets shoot at soldiers*
Jeff: *Creates shields for each soldier*
Proxy: Excellent master! toi have completed this training session. It's time to go to Manehattan.
When Jeff got to Manehattan, a battle was going on right par the Manehattan Bridge.
Griffon 24: Don't let the Alliance traverser, croix this bridge.
Changeling 77: Copy that.
Jeff: *Grabs MG42, and a Kar98* How long has this battle been going on?
Juno: Seems like it's been going on for a while. Our army is preventing the poney Alliance from crossing the Manehattan Bridge from Brooklyn.
Jeff: I'm going in. *Runs toward bridge*
PA poney 75: There's too many of them!
PA poney 35: Keep shooting. We'll get a tank over eventually.
Jeff: How many are out there?
Nazi 35: About twenty. They plan on getting a tank over the bridge.
Jeff: Impossible. A tank would be too big to get over the bridge.
Nazi 35: I wouldn't hold your breath kid.
PA poney 35: *Driving tank*
Jeff: Oh great. Get some panzershrecks, now!
Nazi 35: Jawohl. *Runs off to get panzershrecks*
PA poney 75: We found Twilight's Student. Shoot to kill. *Shooting at Jeff*
Jeff: *Returns feu at PA Ponies*
PA poney 35: *Shoots tank shell at Griffons*
Jeff: Find some cover!
Griffons: *Gets behind building*
Nazi 35: *Arrives with panzershrecks* Panzershrecks! Get them while they last!
Soon, everyone on Jeff's side had a Panzershreck.
Jeff: Shoot that tank!
Griffons: *Shooting at tank*
PA poney 35: Taking heavy fire! Fall back! *Gets killed from tank exploding*
Jeff: Let's get over the bridge, now! *Runs across bridge*
Griffons, Changelings, and Nazis: *Following Jeff*
On the other side of the bridge, the poney Alliance had snipers.
PA Sniper 4: Here they come.
PA Sniper 2: Wait for them to get closer.
PA Sniper 4: Yes sir.
PA Sniper 1: Now?
PA Sniper 2: Now. *Shoots Griffon*
Jeff: Get down, snipers!
PA Sniper 3: *Shoots changeling*
Griffon 67: What do we do sir?
Jeff: Take down the snipers! After that, get to the stock market, and take it over.
Griffon 67: We already got the stock market though. We just need to take out all the remaining poney Alliance soldiers.
Jeff: Oh. Good to know. Is there a general for their army called Mazda Friscero?
Griffon 67: Yeah! He should be somewhere in Brooklyn.
Jeff: Thanks for the info. Now take out those snipers.
Griffon 67: *Shoots sniper*
PA Sniper 1: poney down! *Shoots near Jeff*
Jeff: Take this! *Shoots two snipers*
PA Sniper 3: Well, I guess I'm the only one left.
Changeling: *Sneaks up behind sniper, and stabs him* Not anymore.
Jeff: Good work team.
Griffons: Thanks a lot.
Changelings: Yeah, thanks.
Jeff: Now, find General Friscero. He should be somewhere around here.
So, with a group of soldiers behind him, Jeff went looking for Mazda Friscero.
Jeff kept looking around Brooklyn, but then he found a yellow, and blue unicorn.
Jeff: Mazda Friscero at last.
Mazda: *Loads up sawed off shotguns* Don't worry. I'll make your death a quick one. *Shoots both shotguns at same time*
Jeff: *Creates shield to protect himself, and all the Nazis, Griffons, and Changelings*
Mazda: toi have very powerful magic. toi probably learned from Twilight, but that won't stop me from killing you!
Jeff: *About to shoot Mazda*
Mazda: *Shoots gun out of Jeff's hooves*
Jeff: No matter. I didn't need that anyway. We'll settle this stallion to stallion. *Uses magic to get rid of Mazda's shotguns*
Mazda: I will defeat you! *Makes Nazis, Griffons, and Changelings disappear with magic*
Jeff: *Kicks Mazda*
Mazda: *Teleports himself, and Jeff on haut, retour au début of the Brooklyn Bridge*
Jeff: Hm, I wonder why this seems so familiar.
Mazda: *Punches Jeff*
Jeff: Oh! *Nearly falls off* Wait a minute. I still have that Kar98.
Mazda: *Kicks Jeff off bridge*
Jeff: *Falling* I hope that shield spell will keep me from being killed when I hit the ground. *Creates shield, and lands on the ground unharmed.*
Mazda: *Teleports suivant to Jeff* Had enough yet?
Jeff: Try me.
Mazda: *Tries to kick Jeff*
Jeff: *Shoots Mazda's horn off*
Mazda: OW!! *Punches Jeff in the eye*
Jeff: *Hits Mazda with rifle* You're lucky if I don't put a bullet in your head.
Mazda: *Jumps in air, and kicks Jeff twice*
Jeff: *Shoots Mazda*
Mazda: *Lays on ground* You.. Really are.. A powerful unicorn.. But, you're fighting for the wrong side.
Jeff: I'm fighting for Twilight Sparkle, and Doctor Robotnik! To me, that's the right side.
Mazda: They're evil.. Twilight's just using you... *Dies*
Jeff: *Gets on walkie talkie* Juno, Mazda is dead, I'm ready to return to Twilight.
Juno: I'm coming over your location now. Get ready to teleport into my plane.
Jeff: *Sees Juno's plane* I see you. Teleporting now. *Teleports into plane*
Proxy: Master, are toi alright?
Jeff: Yeah, I'm guessing I got a black eye from that fight.
Proxy: No, but I can tell toi have been beat badly.
Jeff: I still won.
Later in Twilight's room in Nazi Headquarters Ponyville.
Twilight: *Writing in book* Man, it's been a while since I've been working for Robotnik in Nazi Forces. I've killed a bunch of ponies, but now I've got somepony as my own student. I'm teaching him well with magic, and combat skills. I'm also wondering about arc en ciel Dash. She's my sister, and yet she works for the poney Alliance. Thankfully, so far she's in a POW camp. I remember since I was born, up until I reached the age of 2, my parents taught me how to use spells to protect myself from strangers. I was going to the park with my brother, and parents, then a poney driving while texting ran me over. My parents didn't know at the time, but I used a spell to make it look like I was dead, even though I was still alive. After that, I ran away from them. I thought they were real assholes, and decided to go to Canterlot. There, I got adopted par a happily married couple par the names of Twilight Velvet, and Night Light.
Jeff: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Stops writing, and puts book away*
Jeff: Princess Twilight, Mazda Friscero is dead.
Twilight: Then there is one plus poney I want toi to defeat before toi déplacer on to the final stage of this war.
Jeff: I'm ready now!
Twilight: No. toi defeated an old stallion with an outcast. The suivant target can prove to be difficult. She is in The Crystal Empire, and is named Princess Cadence. She has a husband named Shining Armor who will help her fight you. Both of them must die!
Jeff: Your wish is my command princess.
It was a great jour in the Crystal Empire, but Juno was flying her plane with Proxy, and Jeff on board.
Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm plus powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, toi will do as I say, ou you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*
Okay, enough with the romance! Juno landed in the airport, and Jeff got off.
Juno: *Takes off in plane* I see a bunch of Crystal Soldiers heading towards your position. toi better get ready.
Jeff: I got a better idea. *Grabs walkie talkie* Ich brauche Tanks in The Crystal Reich, und viele von ihnen.
Nazi: Kopieren Sie die. Senden zwölf panzer in der Crystal Reich.
Crystal Soldiers: *Getting closer to Jeff*
Jeff: *Takes cover, and loads up MP40*
Crystal Soldier 3: He has to be here somewhere.
Crystal Soldier 7: I don't see him anywhere. I'm telling toi he's not here.
Jeff: *Shoots two soldiers*
Crystal Soldier 23: Ah, forget those two. They were always arguing for no reason.
Crystal Soldier 31: Well, at least we know that the intruder is here. *Sees tanks* Wait a minute.
Crystal Soldier 23: What?
Crystal Soldier 31: Tanks.
Crystal Soldier 23: Where?
Crystal Soldier 31: North of us!
Crystal Soldier 23: When?
Crystal Soldier 31: Now toi idiot! Get rocket launchers now!
Jeff: Well, it's a good thing my tanks showed up.
Nazi 35: Get some musique playing!
Nazi 41: Why?
Nazi 35: Because we were ordered to par Robotnik! PLAY THE MUSIC!!!
Nazi 41: Fine, jeez! *Playing song on loud speaker*
Crystal Soldier 23: They're playing music!
Crystal Soldier 31: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!! *Runs away with other soldiers*
Nazi 22: *Shoots tank shell at soldiers*
Crystal Soldier 23: *Falls on ground* I'm hit!
Crystal Soldier 31: Why are they playing that music?! Everytime a squadron of tanks plays musique on thier loudspeakers, they never miss the target!!
Crystal Soldier 53: *Grabs rocket launcher* Shoot them!
Nazi 41: *Shoots three soldiers with tank shell*
Jeff: Keep it up toi guys! *Shoots Crystal soldier, then hops on tank* Get me to Cadence's castle.
Nazi 35: Roger that. *Drives to castle* Achtung, nur sechs verbleibenden Feinde, aber sie Raketenwerfer haben. Seien Sie vorsichtig.
Crystal Soldier 5: *Shoots missile at Jeff*
Jeff: Whoa, *Nearly falls off tank* Enemy to your right.
Nazi 35: *Shoots Crystal Soldier*
Cadence: *Arrives at battle* What is happening?!
Crystal Soldier 55: See for yourself Princess.
Cadence: *Sees tanks* Perhaps we should fall back.
Crystal Soldier 55: Great idea. Retreat!! We're heading back to the castle!!
Cadence: Follow me! *Runs to castle*
Crystal Soldiers: *Following Cadence*
Jeff: They're on the run! Keep shooting them.
Nazi 35: *Uses machine gun to shoot enemies*
Jeff: Leave Cadence to me. Twilight wants me to kill her! *Shooting at Cadence*
Cadence: *Nearly gets hit par bullets* We're almost there! Keep going!
Jeff: *Kills Cadence*
Nazi 41: Haha!
Jeff: She's dead.
With Cadence dead, Shining Armor was now in control of the Crystal Empire's army. He was watching the battle from the castle.
Shining Armor: They killed my wife!!! *Grabs Machine Gun, and runs outside of castle*
Jeff: Oh great, Shining Armor is running over to us. *Kills Shining Armor*
Nazi 41: *Laughing* Wunderbar!
Nazi 35: Achtung, ist die Kristallimperium jetzt unsere. Dank Twilight's Student, Cadence und Shining Armor jetzt tot sind.
Jeff: *Sees Juno's plane* I'd l’amour to celebrate with toi guys, but my ride is here. *Teleports into plane*
Juno: *Flies to Ponyville*
Nazi 35: I'll never forget that pony. Such a good soldier.
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the haut, retour au début of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.
Jeff: I'm looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.
Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do toi want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: toi have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, par having your own... Student. Instead of teaching him magic, toi will kill him, for me.
Jeff: *Cough* Princess, we can defeat him together!
Robotnik: Do it now Twilight! Use your magic to defeat this worthless stallion.
Twilight: *Uses magic to make Jeff fly into the ceiling*
Robotnik: *Laughing* Good, very good.
Twilight: *Makes Jeff fall*
Jeff: Whoooaa!! *Lands on floor*
Robotnik: Yes! Kill him!
Twilight: *Uses magic to throw Jeff into a wall*
Twilight: *Makes Jeff go through window*
Jeff: AHHHHHH!! *Falls to ground*
Twilight: It's done doctor.
Robotnik: Excellent Twilight. This is why we have toi in our army.
Meanwhile, outside of the castle.
Jeff: *Laying on ground, looking at the window he fell through* why twilight? after all the things i've done for you?
It seemed like he was dead, then two griffons arrived, and were taking him to a hospital.
Stop the music.
Griffon 1: I'm getting a pulse.
Griffon 2: Patient is breathing, but he is not awake. Ready doctor?
Griffon 1: Ready. 1, 2, 3. *Turns on light*
Jeff: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *Finds himself tied to a table*
Twilight: *Standing in front of Jeff*
Jeff: *Sees Twilight* YOU!! toi KILLED ME!
Twilight: Naw man. I casted a spell on toi when I was shooting your horn off to make toi immortal for five minutes. I got these griffons to bring toi here, so that I could talk to you.
Twilight: Robotnik wants toi dead, but I can help toi defeat him, if toi do what I say.
Jeff: *Sighs* What do toi want me to do Princess?
Twilight: They're holding your pilot as a prisoner in a building across the rue from here. Proxy is in this building with you, and he'll help toi save Juno.
Jeff: Very well.
Twilight: Good. Get some rest, then save Juno. *Uses magic to teleport somewhere*
Proxy: *Arrives* Master, are toi alright?
Jeff: I don't know Proxy. We have to save Juno.
Proxy: I will be plus than happy to help toi master.
Jeff: Thanks, but that won't be necessary. Find Juno's plane, and let me know where it is.
Proxy: Yes master. *Goes away*
When Jeff was ready to save Juno, he left the hospital. His weapons were a Thompson SMG, and a .357 revolver.
Proxy: Do toi think Twilight is telling the truth about Juno?
Jeff: Yeah, but I think she's bullshitting me about helping me kill Robotnik.
Proxy: *Sees Juno's plane* Master, I see Juno's plane.
Jeff: Excellent. Stand right there, I'll be back with Juno.
Proxy: Yes master.
Jeff: *Walks into building*
Jeff: *Shoots all of the changelings*
Griffon: *Hears shooting, and turns on alarm*
Jeff: *Hears alarm* That can't be good.
Griffon: There's the enemy!
Jeff: *Shoots griffon, and hides behind desk*
Nazis: *Running downstairs* Schnell!
Jeff: *Sees MG42* I have to get that gun.
Jeff: (Great. Just when I was about to get the machine gun, these guys arrive.)
Nazi 19: I don't see anyone.
Nazi 65: Just some dead changelings.
Jeff: *Uses Thompson to shoot Nazis*
Changeling 58: *Arrives* What's happening?
Nazi 35: Get out of here toi worthless changeling!
Changeling 58: No, I'll kill the intruder!
Jeff: *Kills changeling*
Nazis: *Staring at dead changeling*
Nazi 35: Well, I warned him to get out of here.
Jeff: *Shoots Nazi 35*
Nazi 35: *Sees Jeff* Wait a minute! You're that poney who helped us take over the Crystal Empire!
Jeff: And that's a mistake I won't make again. *Kills Nazi 35*
Nazis: *Shooting at Jeff*
Jeff: *Continues hiding behind desk* Shoot all toi want krauts! toi can't hit me as long as I'm behind this desk.
Nazi 65: Granaten, jetzt.
Nazi 19: Jawohl. *Runs to get grenades*
Jeff: *Shoots two Nazis*
Meanwhile, in Robotnik's office at his headquarters.
Robotnik: *Watching battle from his office* Why is this happening?!
Twilight: Man, I think it's because toi told me to kill him.
Robotnik: Of course it is! toi must kill him, and hurry!
Twilight: It will be done Doctor. *Teleports to the building that Jeff is in* toi krauts can't kill one pony?! He ain't even a unicorn no more! I shot his horn off!
Jeff: *Shoots all of the Nazis, but misses Twilight*
Twilight: Man, you're a good fighter, even without your horn. But toi still have a lot to learn.
Jeff: toi have nothing left to teach me! toi taught me everything I needed to know when before toi shot my horn off.
Twilight: toi want a horn? Well, you'll get another one, only if toi defeat me. That won't happen, but if toi somehow defeat me, you'll end up having to go against Robotnik.
Jeff: *Shoots Twilight's right front leg*
Twilight: Man, what was dat fo?! I wasn't even ready to fight!
Jeff: Too bad toi black pony!
Twilight: Man, I ain't even black! It's a curse Princess Celestia put on me, so I sound black! To be plus precise, she cursed me so that I would sound like a black man!
Jeff: *Shoots one of Twilight's wings*
Twilight: MAN, STOP SHOOTING ME WHEN I'M TALKIN TO YOU!
Jeff: Ain't nopony got time for that. *Shoots Twilight's horn off* Now, we're even.
Twilight: Not really man, toi shot one of my wings, so I can't fly.
Jeff: Oh, well how do toi think I felt when toi betrayed me like that?
Twilight: Man, I made toi immortal!
Jeff: For five lousy minutes! Are we going to argue, ou are we going to shoot at each other?
Twilight: Um.. Good question man, I didn't really think about it that much.
Jeff: I thought toi were supposed to be smart.
Twilight: I am man, but sometimes, I'm too busy to be smart.
Jeff: Well then, are toi too busy to dodge this? *Shoots Twilight again*
Twilight: *Falls on floor*
Jeff: Too easy. *Runs upstairs* Now, to save Juno.
Jeff went upstairs to go save Juno, but he was still thinking about what Twilight told him
Twilight: toi want a horn? Well, you'll get another one, only if toi defeat me. That won't happen, but if toi somehow defeat me, you'll end up having to go against Robotnik.
Jeff: *Remembering what Twilight said* I still don't have my horn. She was lying to me. I guess I'll never be a unicorn ever again. *Continues going upstairs*
Robotnik: *Waiting par Juno* Your friend Jeffery is no match against me. He will end up dead.
Juno: No he won't. He'll defeat you, and save me.
Jeff: *Arrives* Juno, I'm here to.. *Sees Robotnik* Hello Doctor.
Robotnik: Ah, so your Twilight's Student. ou at least I should say, former student, due to the fact that toi just killed her, and that toi no longer have your horn.
Jeff: Surrender while toi can Robotnik. Don't make me kill you.
Robotnik: Oh, toi have no idea how funny that is. toi won't be able to kill me, because I will call for reinforcements, and prevent toi from saving Juno.
Juno: Jeff, toi have to save me!
Jeff: I will, just hang in there.
Robotnik: *Holding up fists* Put them up.
Jeff: *Pointing revolver at Robotnik* Are toi sure toi don't want to surrender?
Nazis: *Arrive, and shoot's Jeff's gun out of his hoof, and through a window.
Jeff: I gotta admit, your army has soldiers with good aim, but-
Nazi 76: Silence. Throw your other weapon onto the floor.
Jeff: *Holding Thompson* This thing? Sure guys, whatever toi say. *Shoots both Nazis*
Robotnik: toi plan ahead. I like that about you. Why don't we forget about Twilight? toi can take her place, and we'll both rule Equestria?
Jeff: Why should I believe you? After toi told Twilight to kill me, I won't trust you.
Robotnik: Well, that's a shame. *Holding two chaos emeralds*
Jeff: What are those?
Robotnik: Some beauties that give me extra power. *Shoots lazer beam from his hand*
Jeff: *Avoids beam, then shoots bullets at Robotnik*
Robotnik: *Teleports behind Jeff, then makes gun disappear*
Juno: *Uses spell to give Jeff a horn*
Jeff: *Notices horn* Thanks Juno.
Robotnik: Ah! How was that possible?!
Juno: Changelings can give spells to anything like ordinary licornes toi know.
Robotnik: *About to shoot Juno with lazer beam*
Jeff: *Uses spell to make Robotnik fly into a wall*
Robotnik: *Stands up* toi won't get away with this!
Jeff: *Uses magic to bring Robotnik towards him, then kicks him*
Robotnik: Ow! *Falls on floor*
Jeff: Stay there. *Goes to jail cell, and frees Juno*
Juno: *Gets out of cell* Thank you.
Jeff: You're welcome. Now get to Proxy while I finish the job.
Juno: What do toi mean?
Robotnik: *About to stand up*
Jeff: *Kicks Robotnik back onto the ground* This doctor from another world has brought misery, and violence to our world, and he deserves to die!
Juno: Maybe, but don't get too carried away with this.
Jeff: I'll do what I want when I kill him.
Nazis: *Arrive* Halt!
Jeff: *Kills Nazis with magic*
Robotnik: *Stands up* Deal with this! *Shoots beam at Jeff*
Jeff: *Shoots another beam at Robotnik*
Both beams were between Jeff, and Robotnik. It was getting close to Jeff.
Jeff: Juno, get to your plane. Proxy is already there waiting for you. Get out of here now!
Juno: *Goes away*
Jeff: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Pushes beam towards Robotnik*
Suddenly, an explosion occurred. Jeff was dead, but somehow Robotnik survived.
Twilight: *Arrives* Man, what da H-E double hockey sticks happened here?
Robotnik: A failed attempt of murdering me Princess. Your student is now dead.
Twilight: Too bad I didn't get to kill him.
Robotnik: No one must find out about this. Jeff was on our side, but he killed himself with a huge explosion while trying to make a secret weapon for us. That's what we tell everyone.
Twilight: toi got it doctor.
But of course, everyone didn't believe the story, so Twilight used magic to hypnotise them, and make them believe it was true.
I, Sean the hedgehog found out about the truth when Juno was transferred to be one of the guards at a P.O.W camp I was being held in in Germaneigh. She told me after I got out of the cooler. I got in there for trying to escape, and stealing an enemy motorcycle. The changeling told me everything about Jeff, and what happened to him. We worked together to write this story.