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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the haut, retour au début of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do toi want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: toi have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, par having your own... Student. Instead of teaching him magic, toi will kill him, for me.
Jeff: *Cough* Princess, we can defeat him together!
Robotnik: Do it now Twilight! Use your magic to defeat this worthless stallion.
Twilight: *Uses magic to make Jeff fly into the ceiling*
Robotnik: *Laughing* Good, very good.
Twilight: *Makes Jeff fall*
Jeff: Whoooaa!! *Lands on floor*
Robotnik: Yes! Kill him!
Twilight: *Uses magic to throw Jeff into a wall*
Jeff: Aaaaaaaaaah!!
Twilight: *Makes Jeff go through window*
Jeff: AHHHHHH!! *Falls to ground*
Twilight: It's done doctor.
Robotnik: Excellent Twilight. This is why we have toi in our army.

Meanwhile, outside of the castle.

Jeff: *Laying on ground, looking at the window he fell through* why twilight? after all the things i've done for you?

It seemed like he was dead, then two griffons arrived, and were taking him to a hospital.

Stop the music.

Griffon 1: I'm getting a pulse.
Griffon 2: Patient is breathing, but he is not awake. Ready doctor?
Griffon 1: Ready. 1, 2, 3. *Turns on light*
Jeff: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *Finds himself tied to a table*
Twilight: *Standing in front of Jeff*
Jeff: *Sees Twilight* YOU!! toi KILLED ME!
Twilight: Naw man. I casted a spell on toi when I was shooting your horn off to make toi immortal for five minutes. I got these griffons to bring toi here, so that I could talk to you.
Jeff: Why?!
Twilight: Robotnik wants toi dead, but I can help toi defeat him, if toi do what I say.
Jeff: *Sighs* What do toi want me to do Princess?
Twilight: They're holding your pilot as a prisoner in a building across the rue from here. Proxy is in this building with you, and he'll help toi save Juno.
Jeff: Very well.
Twilight: Good. Get some rest, then save Juno. *Uses magic to teleport somewhere*
Proxy: *Arrives* Master, are toi alright?
Jeff: I don't know Proxy. We have to save Juno.
Proxy: I will be plus than happy to help toi master.
Jeff: Thanks, but that won't be necessary. Find Juno's plane, and let me know where it is.
Proxy: Yes master. *Goes away*

Will Jeff be able to save Juno?

Find out in the suivant part of..

Twilight's Student.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a typical friday night. Mom wouldn't be accueil until it was late, and both Georgia, and Carl were asleep. Georgia, because she's little, and Carl, because he's lazy.

Rafe: *grabs swiss cheese* Ditka. Here boy.
Ditka: Woof, woof!! *runs towards Rafe*
Rafe: *throws cheese into bathroom*
Ditka: *Goes into bathroom*
Rafe: *closes door* Now for some zoom.

Zoom tastes like chocolat mixed with colta cola. I pour the zoom out of a can into a travel mug, just in case Carl wakes up, and he can't see what I'm drinking.

Next, was the dangerous part.

Carl: *Sleeping*
Rafe: *sees remote*
Carl: *holding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
arc en ciel Dash, and the rest of the pegasi continued defending sweet pomme acres with a counter attack.

Nazis: Stop the blue one. *shoots arc en ciel Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ow!! *heads toward ground*
Shredder: Dashie!
Rainbow Dash: *lands on ground*
Nazis: *driving walker* What now?
Twilight: Man, step on her!
Nazis: *get walker toward arc en ciel Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *moves out of the way*
Nazis: We killed her.
Pegasi: *getting shot*
Shredder: Retreat!!
Ponies: *leave*
Sean: *running away*
Rainbow Dash: *stands up* This isn't over yet *flies to bottom of walker, then puts grenade in, and flies away*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After arc en ciel Dash crashed her car, Gordon pushed it into a wall, which hurt arc en ciel Dash very severely.

Rainbow Dash: My leg. Can't anyone see I'm hurt?
Gordon: *getting close to Sergi*
Apyr: We've got company, and it's overweight.
Sergi: Gordon.
Gordon: *pushes Sergi's car*
Sergi: Ah, *nearly hits wall* He want's us to crash!
Gordon: Why didn't toi hit the mur toi idiots?!
Sergi: *getting away from Gordon*
Apyr: This poney has tons of rage.
Gordon: GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!
Sergi: Agreed.
Gordon: *heading towards Sergi*
Sergi: *brakes*
Gordon: *hits wall* AAHHHHH!!!
Apyr: Bad attitude.
Sergi: True
Gordon:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten plus laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do toi think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a minute later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, toi get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank toi so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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It was a somewhat dark night in San Franciscolt. A poney dressed as a clown was running toward a fence, and when he got there, he started climbing it.

US soldiers: He's over there!! *run*
clown: *running*
US soldiers: *shoot clown*
clown: *laying on ground*
US soldiers: Check his body. *search* He doesn't have it. Let's go.

Next morning in Canterlot

Con: Hello Moneybit, toi look fine on this wonderful day.
Moneybit: That's because I'm not trying to assassinate anyone near you.
Con: *laughs* It's not your fault.
Moneybit: He'll see toi now.
Con: Oh good *walks into P's office*
P: Good morning Con.
Con:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Chapter 2
Finding out

I first heard of My Little poney when I was 9. I didn't like it, but a few of my Friends (they were girls) made me play with them. I was embarrased at first, but I couldn't let them down. At that time I didn't know that the ponies my Friends were playing with, were scary G3 ponies. I didn't even know myself!

4 years later, I was watching Spongebob Squarepants when a commercial came on for a Princess Celestia toy. I was pissed off, and didn't even know about the bronies back then. Maybe they weren't even around yet. Perhaps they started being bronies toward the beginning of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Two of these trucks arrived near Con's car
Two of these trucks arrived near Con's car
The suivant day, Con went to his apartment in L.P. to inform P that he had the blueprints to Steve Job's weapon.

Con: *parks car*
mexicans: He has a red Meuzda parked on 5th street.
Popeye: I'll deal with Con, toi get the blueprints from his car.
Con: P, it's 0007. I have the blueprints. I'll send them to toi as soon as possible.
Popeye: *shoots phone* Time's up.
Con: I didn't even put in a quarter.
Popeye: Well, that's not neccesary. *sits on bed*

Meanwhile two Dodge trucks, and a tow truck arrived par Con's car

Mexican pony78: We'll wait here, in case he comes.
Steve Jobs: I hope he doesn't cum....
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The executioner was about to kill Robin capuche, hotte when...

KJ: STOP!!! Do not kill him!
LJ: Alright, now tell him to set Robin capuche, hotte free now. ou else.. *points gun at King John's head*
KJ: Set Robin capuche, hotte free now
guards: *free Robin Hood*
Robin: Thank you
Sheriff: There's something funny going on here.
Mclaren: Check behind the king.
Sheriff: Hey! *shoots at Little John*
Robin: *shoots Sheriff*
Police: *shoot at Robin Hood*
Clint: No!! *shoot constaples*
Mary: Thank goodness *runs for cover*
LJ: *shoots guards*
Robin: *runs suivant to Mary* Hey, how's it going?
Mary: Just fine
Constaple: *run toward Robin*
Mary:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con kept chasing canard, drake until he got to a room where plus missiles were being launched.

Drake: toi seemed to have Lost me. Where do toi think these are heading?
Con: *disables machine*
Drake: toi were lucky that time Mane. It won't happen again!
Russian pony83: *runs in*
Con: *kills russian*
Drake: Why are toi doing this, when toi can rejoindre me? The world sucks!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: How about if I operate two of them at once?
Con: *destroys first*
Drake: Stop that! I ORDER YOU!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: NO NO NO!! *runs in room*
Con: Ah, so nice to see toi Drake.
Drake: *hits Con*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just sleeping, when I heard a car going par my house. Frenchtown is right suivant to the delaware river, which separates New Jersey from much of Pennsylvania. That's not why a lot of cars go through here,... Maybe it is. Ah whatever, I gotta get ready for school. Yeah, after my dad died, and part of my house got destroyed I still gotta go to school.

3 and a half hours later

Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why toi two say that.
Sean: It's from arc en ciel Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A arc en ciel Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta montrer Ian...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

Con: Hello P, what do toi need me to do?
P: That depends, what do toi know about a poney named Hattan Scaramanga.
Con: I know that she has a really powerful gun, and can kill anypony with just one shot. Why?
P: She has plans to kill you.
Con: Well that can't be good.
P: toi need to go to Hong Kong, and kill her, before the opposite happens.
Con: Kill her? I don't know if I wanna kill her.
P: She is a threat, and must die.
Con: Fine. *leaves room*
Moneybit: Hello Con.
Con: Hi Miss Moneybit, where is Hong Kong?
Moneybit: In China.
Con: And where is China?
Moneybit:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Con was stuck on the cable car, as it was heading toward some ponies that wanted him dead.

Fenix: Con! On here!
korean pony77: *shoots at helicopters*
Con: Get outta here, I have something else in mind *jumps off cable car*
Rareesa: Con!!
Con: *teleports at Rareesa's house* oh jeez.

Koreans, and swedish ponies were at Rareesa's house. They had no idea Con was there, so he got in his car, and left just when he got a phone call

Con: Hello?
P: Where are you?
Con: Making sure S's equipment doesn't get stolen. Discord is dead, but I gotta go find Rareesa.
Rareesa: *appears in Con's car* Drive as fast as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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It was finally easter day. Pinkie Pie, and cidre fort, applejack were getting the train loaded with stuff to celebrate easter with. Meanwhile the easter bunny was with arc en ciel Dash, and Fluttershy. They were trying to find an engine to pull the train.

station owner: Why should I lend an engine to you?
Easter Bunny: Come on please? It's very important.
station owner: Important? What about the 21st century limited?
Passenger 1: And the Powhattan bow & arrow?
Engineer: And then there's the coal that goes to Hoofington.
station owner: I'm not sure how you're talking, but leave us alone!
Easter bunny: Without...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Der Cheif, with a bit for a cutie mark
Der Cheif, with a bit for a cutie mark
When Con returned to Canterlot he found a very angry P

P: toi had to kill her! toi couldn't have just brought her in?
Con: Nope. She nearly killed me.
P: When I say I need someone alive, I need someone alive!
Con: Ok, I get it.
P: I got a mission where toi can't kill someone. You'll be going to a musical in Manehattan to find out what toi know about a poney named Der cheif. He a volé, étole money from nearly everyone in all of Equestria, and toi need to get it back.
Con: Consider it done.
P: A ticket for a musical in Manehattan costs 3 bits, so here. *hands Con money*
Con: Thanks. *leaves*

Con then headed...
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par the time me & arc en ciel Dash got back in Equestria we saw that all of it was frozen.

Sean: Oh jeez.
Rainbow Dash: How did this happen?
Sean: I'm not sure, but I have a plan. Chaos Control!

Eight hours earlier

King Sombra: I only need a few plus things to get my time machine working again.
Sean: *pulls out gun*
Rainbow Dash: He's still working on it.
Sean: He's screwed. *kills King Sombra* Chaos control

Eight hours later

Rainbow Dash: What?! It's still frozen!
Sean: But how? I killed King Sombra before he could time travel to get all those pricks, and it's still frozen.
Robotnik: That's because...
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 Yes I did make a titre screen! :D
Yes I did make a title screen! :D
Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the précédant H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so arc en ciel Dash appeared,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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In case toi are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a rue to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a poney get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the poney was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our suivant target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Back at the train station, Pete was waiting to go to a meeting.

Pete: *Checking clock*
Percy: *stops inspection car on platform* Pete, we have something important to tell you!
Pete: Alright, but get that car out of the way. A train could be coming here soon.
Percy: *Moving inspection car out of way*
Pete: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Percy & Jeff: *Walk onto station platform*
Pete: What is it?
Percy: We were fixing track on Sherman Hill, like toi told us to do, but some ponies in the mafia came, and attacked us.
Pete: That can't be good. We need to fix that track right away. If we don't...
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We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we a volé, étole from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take toi to Canterlot.
Rainbow Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
Rainbow Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell toi now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
Rainbow Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. toi must get defenses set up. A shield generator...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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 Franklin
Franklin
Gordon, and Franklin arrived at the train station.

Franklin: Sir?
Boss Stephenson: What do toi want?
Franklin: Remember that poney Pete Reimer toi were talking to on the phone?
Boss Stephenson: Yeah. Did he send that new poney to help us?
Franklin: He's right here with me.
Boss Stephenson: *Staring at Gordon* Why is he so fat?
Gordon: You're going to judge me par my looks? You're a great boss.
Boss Stephenson: Yeah, well toi complain a lot.
Gordon: At least I don't judge ponies par their appearance.
Chinese Pony: *arrives* I just finished switching those freight cars sir.
Gordon: *Pointing at chinese...
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