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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème was switching some freight cars into a siding for another train to pick up.

Coffee Crème: *Stops train*
Mirage: *Drives passenger train pass Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: *Uncoupling engine from freight cars*
Signal Pony: *Walking down signal tower to Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: What's the matter?
Signal Pony: Gordon's engine broke down. The brakes are jammed, so he can't go anywhere. toi have to take your engine over to where his train is, and take it the rest of the way into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: Right. *Sees passenger train* Well, Mirage's train is halfway through here. So I have to wait.
Mirage: *Gets entire train pass Coffee Crème*
Signal Pony: The line is clear. Now go.
Coffee Crème: *About to leave* salut look, a record player. *Takes record player* And it's got a record in it. *Gets in engine, and drives away* And now, for le music. *Turns on record player*

Song: link

Coffee Crème: *Listening to music* Hey. I don't even like Rock & Roll, but this is a great song.

She soon saw Gordon's train in a siding, and Gordon was standing par his engine.

Coffee Crème: *Turns off music, and stops engine* Got yourself in a jam, eh Gordon? What toi might call a sticky situation.
Gordon: Shut up! It's not funny having jammed brakes on your train.
Coffee Crème: But I thought toi were always on time with this train. *Laughing*
Conductor: That's enough! Get your engine onto this train, and get us into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: toi got it. *Backs up, and turns musique on, which plays from the beginning again*
Conductor: *Gets in caboose*
Coffee Crème: *Couples up to back of train*
Gordon: *Uncouples engine from train*
Coffee Crème: *Backs up*
Gordon: Wait, shouldn't her engine be on the front of the train?
Coffee Crème: *Pushes train down mainline*
Conductor: *On walkie talkie* Be careful Coffee Crème! You're supposed to be on the front of the train.
Coffee Crème: Ah, forget that. I wanna prove to Gordon that I'm just at good as he is when it comes to driving a train.

What she didn't know was that her train was getting towards a railroad crossing. The red lights flashed, the gates were going down, but a poney driving a brand new blue, and white Fairlane decided to speed pass the crossing.

Coffee Crème: *Getting towards crossing*
Driving Pony: Ah, stupid train. It can wait for me to get pass. *Looking at train* Wait, it's gonna hit me. I better stop! *Puts on brakes*
Coffee Crème: *Hits car, then turns off music* What was that?

The first three cars on the train derailed, then suddenly, the entire train went off the tracks. One of the car doors flew open, and many of the pizza ingredients flew out.

Coffee Crème: *Gets out of engine* This can't be good. *Gets covered in tomate sauce, pepperoni, and cheese*
Conductor: Oh no! toi derailed one of the most important trains ever!
Coffee Crème: But, it was Gordon's fault. He kept on-
Conductor: *Slams Coffee Crème into engine* Don't screw me with me loser.
Coffee Crème: *Begins to cry*
Conductor: Oh, great. You're crying. Well guess what? Grow up, and get used to it!
Pete: *Arrives* Ehem. I'll do the complaining here.
Conductor: Oh. My mistake sir. How'd toi get here so fast anyway?
Pete: Don't worry about that.
Conductor: *Stays silent*
Pete: Frenchy, listen to me!
Coffee Crème: Uhmm, yes sir?
Pete: I do not like when my trains get derailed, and toi of all ponies should know that. If this happens again, toi will be fired!
Coffee Crème: Yes sir.
Pete: Good. Now, get that tomate sauce off of you.

After the crash, Coffee Crème, and Gordon were at the train station in Cheyenne. They were waiting for another train to arrive so that they could work together, but decided not to talk to each other.

Hawkeye: *Arrives* toi know, I think toi two could learn a very valuable lesson from all of this. Our first lesson is to not cheat on somepony that you're dating. We also learned to make sure that the brakes are working properly on an engine before toi use it, and the most important thing we learned....
Gordon & Coffee Crème: What is it?
Hawkeye: It's not good to be covered up in tomate sauce, pepperoni, and cheese.
Coffee Crème: *Laughing*
Gordon: Why is that funny?
Coffee Crème: I don't know.. It's just.. It's just... *Continues laughing*
Gordon: Funny. *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing*

The end

On the suivant episode of Ponies On The Rails

Jeff learns something valuable from Metal Gloss.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
On the road

Dexter: *driving* What we got to do suivant is assassinate the Flim Flam brothers. They've been causing a lot of mayhem to every pony. Not just the ponies of your gender, but every single poney in the world. They must pay.
Octavia: toi must hate this whole slavery thing, don't you?
Dexter: I have been a slave. Believe me. It was back when the british kidnapped my parents. I was only a little colt.
Octavia: Can toi tell me about it?
Dexter: Eeh, not right now. Maybe later. *stops car*
Octavia: What are toi doing?
Dexter: I wanna buy toi an outfit.
Octavia: Ok, cool.

They both walk into the...
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"Snow... the butyfull small think... but make fillies happy... stars... have magic powers... and make happy everypony... Stars plus snow is a great idea... The winter night... too..."

Dan : toi got EVERYTHINK!
Shadow : I think I have
Dan : great... lets go *run to door*
Shadow : Is this a good idea?
Dan : dont worry just follow!

Dan, Shadow and Natalia present


Cold War

Episode 1

The Winter Night


"Did I say... who I am... no? that too bad... Im the one who creat somethink that make ponies hurt... I - am - DEAD"

Dan - oh comon
Shadow - uhuh *run*
Dan - ok... w here...
From Snow comes big castle... from ice...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.

Pete: toi all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of toi need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do toi do that?
Pete: toi got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. toi can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your jour off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jack woke up at the cemetary

Zero: *Wimpers*
Jack: What have I done? I realized, I ruined christmas, and it didn't go the way I wanted it to. We've got to fix this now *runs out of cemetary*
Zero: *Following*

Somewhere between not far away, and far away

Oogie Boogie pony: And now that I've got two ponies I'm holding prisoner, let's roll the dice, shall we? *rolls dice* WHAT?! Snake eyes? Aah *hits table*

The dice soon ended up on a six, and five

Oogie Boogie pony: Ooh, much better. And now, to kill toi two par lowering toi into the lava below. Hahahahaha!
Jack: *Appears behind oogie boogie pony* Hello...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. My name is Peirce Hawkins, though someponies prefer to call me Hawkeye. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh. Well, not all of them came from me, but I tried! Now let's take...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Pinkie Pie:Don't forget! Tomorrow's my B-day Party!
arc en ciel Dash:Yeah, yeah, stop blabbering about your B-day.
Fluttershy:(Snores)
Twilight Sparkle:Fluttershy! Fluttershy, wake up!
Fluttershy:Hmmm? What?
Ponies:GET UP!
Fluttershy:WHY?
arc en ciel Dash:THE question I'D ASK IS WHY WE'RE ALL YELLING STILL!
Rarity:WELL THEN LET'S STOP!
Applejack:OKAY AFTER I SAY THIS SENTENCE!
Twilight Sparkle:EVERYPONY! Just go to sleep!
Everypony:Got it, Twilight! (Immedeatly everypony falls asleep)
Twilight Sparkle:Good. Now sleep. (Falls asleep too)
Narrator From PPG:The city of... Ooops! Wrong show!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jack continued working about why the green light appeared after what he did. It was so bright that Sally saw it, and decided to escape the room she was in.

Sally: *grabs bag of supplies* This oughta help.

The door was locked from the other side, so Sally had to escape through the window. It was a long drop down, and Sally had to be careful.

After tying some string onto the window, Sally had to climb down. She was carrying the bag of supplies, but when she went down, the string snapped. Sally then fell to the ground, and her arm fell off.

But, what's this? Sally didn't die somehow, and she started...
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posted by karinabrony
"The mall is so...big..." Black Rose said. She was passing par a tuxedo store and Silver Tune saw Nocturnal Mirage in there. "LOOK! Nocturnal Mirage is in there! Hide behind the clothes!" Silver Tune said. Black Rose and Silver Tune hid behind the racket of tuxedos. "Hello, may I get a black tuxedo? I want my rendez-vous amoureux, date to be perfect." They heard Nocturnal Mirage say. "Mmmhm! He is so into you, Black Rose!" Silver Tune said. "Oh, come on! It's just a date." Black Rose said. Silver Tune laughed. "Yeah, JUST A DATE. Come on! Let's go to Canterlot Styles so toi can look perfect tonight!" They both went...
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posted by _Laugh_
Snow Flake sighed. Silver Tune took a deep breath and smiled.

ST: Lets.. Just forget what just happened.
SF: Are toi sure? Don't toi want to talk about it?
ST: No, it's.. It's okay. Don't worry.
CC: Are toi sure?
ST: Yep.
CC: Very well then.
SF: Silver Tune, do toi have a rendez-vous amoureux, date for the prom?
ST: Uhh.. No.
CC: But the prom is in three days!
ST: Do toi guys already have dates?
CC: I do. I'm going with Cinnamon Twist.
SF: I'm going with Lightning Speed.

Coffee Crème and Snow Flake giggled. Silver Tune lowered her head and blushed. The brown mare gasped and stopped laughing.

CC: Silver Tune, we weren't laughing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Seanthehedgehog presents

In Association with Disneyfan333

The Nightmare Before Christmas

Twas a long time ago. Longer now then it seems, when a town near Canterlot remained isolated from other places for a long time until a chain of events occurred. If toi never heard about this story, I say it's time toi begun

This song starts playing link

Everypony sings along to it

Colts, and Fillies of every age
Wouldn't toi like to see something strange?
Come with us, and toi will see
This our town of Halloween

This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everypony...
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posted by _MockingJay_
Silver Tune stopped laughing as she saw Trixie approaching her. Coffee Crème and Snow Flake rolled their eyes. Trixie smirked as she stared at Silver Tune's dress. She laughed.

Trixie: salut Silver Tune. Have toi had any luck?
ST: Uhh.. With what?
Trixie: Uh, with your weight loss, of course. Because it sure doesn't look like it.
ST: *growls*
CC: What did toi say to her?!
Trixie: Shut up, Coffee Cheese. Was I talking to you?
SF: Her name is Coffee Crème!
Trixie: Pfft. Like I care.
CC: *rolls eyes*
Trixie: Anyways pig, I wouldn't try too hard. Maybe your just meant to have a little extra grease.
SF: *gasp*...
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The last we viewed our heroes, Snowflake and Rocko, a cock-of-the-rock, were making their way to Cloudsdale to free arc en ciel Dash. They would need her in order to get close to King Cobra. As they travel, let's turn to the King himself. He had dispatched Cheerilee the night before, and now lay thinking in Twilight's library. A sentry burst into the study, startling the King. His capuche, hotte shot out, and he hissed in annoyance. The sentry came to a screeching halt, and bowed with his face to the floor.

Sentry: News for the King!

King Cobra: Come on, spit it out. What is it?

Sentry: The troops are currently...
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The last solstice

Chapter 26: The Sun and the Earth


Nocturnal Mirage has always considered himself as a stallion who can hide his emotions effectively. His face usually conveyed neutral calmness, which is why ponies thought of him as an apathetic, cold and calculating being. However, it couldn’t be further from the truth. His origins were responsible for his behavior. While most ponies were extroverted and easily showed their emotions, the place where Mirage was born had different standards. The isolated land, far away in Eastern-Equestria has existed for countless centuries without the knowledge...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon we landed, and the care package was not far away.

Sean: *runs to care package*
Shredder: *arrives*
Sean: *opens care package*
Shredder: *Take backpack*
Diamond Tiara: *takes backpack*
Silverspoon: *Takes Backpack*
Sean: *notices Colgate is missing* Where's Colgate?
Ponies: ?
Shredder: Well, last time I saw her, she drifted toward those trees. *points at trees .3 miles away*
Sean: Alright, spread out. Look for Colgate. *walks away*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *looks together*
Shredder: *looking*
Diamond Tiara: *finds Colgate* SEAN!!
Sean: *walks toward others*
Shredder: *follows*
Sean: *looks at Colgate*...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : i dont gonna let him win... I DONT!!!!

"when somethink fucked up... noopony cant stop feel we lost... my Friends are dead.... My team lost... I gonna feel they soul everywhere... THAT BASTARDS KILLED THEME!!! Cherry... Mirage... whyyy... I cant... I just cant help theme. .. we ran to elevator... and leave theme"

Dan : WHAT THE FUCK WE ESCAPING
Shadow : ...
Dan : What! w-what... uhhh I became monster...
Shadow : ...
*elevator stop*
Shadow : ...
Dan : toi DONT GONNA SAY SHIT!!!!... FUCK...
Natalia : palourde donw Dan
Dan : SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!!!! DEMN IT... d-demn it... *ters comes* I tryed to...
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posted by alinah_09
after their meal they went out exploring the rest of the town,meeting a lot of nice poney folk..when they heard 2 ponies talking

"i heard there was a mysterious town deep in the Everfree forest..." a dit a mare with a blonde mane,bright blue eyes and a snow white fourrure coat

a blue maned mare answered "i dont know..they might be just a poney tale"

the 6 ponies heard the short conversation..Winter asked Cosmic

"what are they talking about?"

"well..its some story..its a dit that there was an old town in there with blank flanks..when ponies started having cutie marks..they kinda despised it..seeing it as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.

It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.

Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now toi have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see toi there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your missile launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's...
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posted by karinabrony
"Oh, hey! I've been wanting to montrer toi something!" Black Rose said. She got out the small box in her backpack and showed her the pet. "Oh! Where did toi get this cute little critter at?" Silver Tune a dit as she got hold of him. "When I was in the bathroom, I got out of the door and he was right there." Black Rose said. "He sure is cute!" Silver Tune said. "Yeah, he is." Rose told her. "Here toi go!" Silver Tune a dit as she handed her the mice. Suddenly, it landed on the siège and went on the floor. "Oh no!" Black Rose said. The souris was running on the floor and it went straight to étoile, star Shimmer....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Meanwhile, on the train

Bartholomew: *sees passenger*
Passenger: *looking at map of Equestria* Hey, dude. Do toi know how long it would take to get from Germany to my place if I was driving?
Barthololmew: (Not this again.) Perhaps toi should try looking at an actual world map instead of that peice of trash l:(
Passenger: Who asked you? Fine, if you're gonna be like that, I'll use my smartphone, and it'll tell me how to get there, and how long it will take.
Bartholomew: I hate my life *jumps out train*
Passenger: *looks up directions* What's his problem? *continues looking* WHHHATTT?!?!
Passenger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While the train left Cheyenne for Denver, Bartholomew was checking the tickets of every passenger.

Bartholomew: Tickets please.
passenger: *gives ticket*
Bartholomew: *takes ticket* Thanks
passenger: You're not going to cut it?
Bartholomew: What?
passenger: You're supposed to use this hole puncher *points to tool* and coup de poing a hole in it.
Bartholomew: Oh *puts hole in ticket*
passenger: Thanks, dumbass.
Bartholomew: What did toi just call me?
passenger: toi heard me toi british peice of hell.
Bartholomew: *pulls passenger out of seat*
passenger: Ow! What the fuck do toi think you're doing?!
Bartholomew:...
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