Con returned to the CIE Headquarters in Canterlot to get some gadgets from S.
Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do toi have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine pistolets that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when toi take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh great. We're supposed to find Shadow The Hedgehog, and make him talk about Discord.
Spike: Well, good luck with that.
Con: I'm going to guess that toi don't know where he is.
S: I don't even know who he is.
Con: Whatever, montrer me some other gadgets.
S: Right. *Shows toy tank*
Con: Don't toi think I'm too old for toys?
S: This is no ordinary toy 0007. Watch, and learn. *Puts toy tank on ground, and grabs remote control* toi déplacer the tank around with the left analog stick, and déplacer the tourelle around with the right analog stick. And with the left button, toi shoot shells from the turret. *Hits left button*
A small shell was shot out of the tank, hit a wall, and blew a huge hole in it.
Con: And, the right button is for the machine gun. Am I correct?
S: Yes. Here's another thing. *Shows bike chain*
Con: Do toi expect me to lock up my car with this?
S: No, but if toi somehow end up putting this on somepony's bike, toi can set up the lock combination, and have it go off at anytime toi want. *Moving numbers on bike chain* Tap the two middle digits twice to arm the bomb, and tap it twice to disarm it.
Con: Very creative. Is that it?
S: Oh, just one plus thing. And it's not the Columbo reference I just made. *Shows Mini Uzi* Extended clip to hold 40 bullets, and is fully automatic. Now, bring all four of these to me in one piece Mr. Mane.
Con: toi know I will. *Grabs gadgets, and puts them in car*
S: Yep. Sure.
Con: *Drives away*
Meanwhile, at my house, I was laying in lit with arc en ciel Dash.
Sean: You've been a very good princess so far. *Kissing arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: And you're a great general. *Kisses Sean*
Sean: toi could be one like me toi know.
arc en ciel Dash: I don't think I know how.
Sean: Well, I guess you'll have to be in military training. *Kisses arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Kisses Sean* Aw yeah.
The doorbell rings.
Sean: Well, I wonder who that could be. *Gets out of bed*
arc en ciel Dash: Do toi want me to wait here?
Sean: I don't know, I probably won't come back.
arc en ciel Dash: Don't say that. You're the toughest war hero I know.
Sean: Well, thanks for the encouragement. *Runs downstairs, and opens door* Hello Mr. Mane.
Con: toi ready?
Sean: toi know I am.
Con: Good, because we need to find Shadow quickly.
Sean: Alright, let's get in my car, and-
Con: Hold up, your car? No, we're taking my car.
Sean: I wanna take my car!
Con: Well too bad, you're getting in my car!
Sean: *Sighs* Excuse me for a minute. *Runs upstairs*
Con: Where are toi going?!
Sean: *Returns to arc en ciel Dash* Take the keys to my car, and follow me.
arc en ciel Dash: Why?
Sean: Because Con won't let me take it, but I wanna ride it. That's why I want toi to follow me.
arc en ciel Dash: I ain't getting involved in this!
Sean: Yeah toi are. Call Luna, let her know that you're helping me out with something, and that she'll have to take over for you.
arc en ciel Dash: Ugh, fine.
Sean: Thank you. *Runs back to Con*
Con: What was that all about?
Sean: Mind your own business. *Gets in car*
Con: *Gets in car, and drives* I am minding my own business, you're my partner.
Sean: We only met ten minutes ago. We haven't known each other long enough. Therefore it is not your business.
Con: Well, if toi keep that behavior up, maybe I won't want to know you.
Sean: Well, you're gonna have to get used to that, because we're working together. Shadow the hedgehog could be anywhere, and we need to find him.
Con: Yeah, whatever. *Looking in rearview mirror* Is that your special somepony following us?
Sean: Yeah.
Con: She's got a nice car.
Sean: Actually, that's my car. toi know... The one toi wouldn't let me drive. The one I wanted to use to hunt down Shadow with.
Con: Vintage cars like that shouldn't be used for hunting down enemies.
Sean: I do it all the time, and it has never been damaged whatsoever.
Con: Yeah, okay. It had to get damaged at least once.
Sean: Nope.
Con: Why not?
Sean: I park it in a sûr, sans danger spot.
2 B continued
Con: Hello S. How are you?
S: Fine. Another day, another dollar.
Con: What do toi have for me?
S: I have some things that might grab your interest. First, I got a brand new Aston Maretin for you. With machine pistolets that pop out of the sides, turbo boost, wings with jet engines that pop out of the doors with the push of a button, and stinger missiles behind the headlights.
Con: That's a lot.
S: You'll need it when toi take out Discord. Word is that he just made a deal with Mexico, and now they joined his army.
Con: Oh great. We're supposed to find Shadow The Hedgehog, and make him talk about Discord.
Spike: Well, good luck with that.
Con: I'm going to guess that toi don't know where he is.
S: I don't even know who he is.
Con: Whatever, montrer me some other gadgets.
S: Right. *Shows toy tank*
Con: Don't toi think I'm too old for toys?
S: This is no ordinary toy 0007. Watch, and learn. *Puts toy tank on ground, and grabs remote control* toi déplacer the tank around with the left analog stick, and déplacer the tourelle around with the right analog stick. And with the left button, toi shoot shells from the turret. *Hits left button*
A small shell was shot out of the tank, hit a wall, and blew a huge hole in it.
Con: And, the right button is for the machine gun. Am I correct?
S: Yes. Here's another thing. *Shows bike chain*
Con: Do toi expect me to lock up my car with this?
S: No, but if toi somehow end up putting this on somepony's bike, toi can set up the lock combination, and have it go off at anytime toi want. *Moving numbers on bike chain* Tap the two middle digits twice to arm the bomb, and tap it twice to disarm it.
Con: Very creative. Is that it?
S: Oh, just one plus thing. And it's not the Columbo reference I just made. *Shows Mini Uzi* Extended clip to hold 40 bullets, and is fully automatic. Now, bring all four of these to me in one piece Mr. Mane.
Con: toi know I will. *Grabs gadgets, and puts them in car*
S: Yep. Sure.
Con: *Drives away*
Meanwhile, at my house, I was laying in lit with arc en ciel Dash.
Sean: You've been a very good princess so far. *Kissing arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: And you're a great general. *Kisses Sean*
Sean: toi could be one like me toi know.
arc en ciel Dash: I don't think I know how.
Sean: Well, I guess you'll have to be in military training. *Kisses arc en ciel Dash*
arc en ciel Dash: *Kisses Sean* Aw yeah.
The doorbell rings.
Sean: Well, I wonder who that could be. *Gets out of bed*
arc en ciel Dash: Do toi want me to wait here?
Sean: I don't know, I probably won't come back.
arc en ciel Dash: Don't say that. You're the toughest war hero I know.
Sean: Well, thanks for the encouragement. *Runs downstairs, and opens door* Hello Mr. Mane.
Con: toi ready?
Sean: toi know I am.
Con: Good, because we need to find Shadow quickly.
Sean: Alright, let's get in my car, and-
Con: Hold up, your car? No, we're taking my car.
Sean: I wanna take my car!
Con: Well too bad, you're getting in my car!
Sean: *Sighs* Excuse me for a minute. *Runs upstairs*
Con: Where are toi going?!
Sean: *Returns to arc en ciel Dash* Take the keys to my car, and follow me.
arc en ciel Dash: Why?
Sean: Because Con won't let me take it, but I wanna ride it. That's why I want toi to follow me.
arc en ciel Dash: I ain't getting involved in this!
Sean: Yeah toi are. Call Luna, let her know that you're helping me out with something, and that she'll have to take over for you.
arc en ciel Dash: Ugh, fine.
Sean: Thank you. *Runs back to Con*
Con: What was that all about?
Sean: Mind your own business. *Gets in car*
Con: *Gets in car, and drives* I am minding my own business, you're my partner.
Sean: We only met ten minutes ago. We haven't known each other long enough. Therefore it is not your business.
Con: Well, if toi keep that behavior up, maybe I won't want to know you.
Sean: Well, you're gonna have to get used to that, because we're working together. Shadow the hedgehog could be anywhere, and we need to find him.
Con: Yeah, whatever. *Looking in rearview mirror* Is that your special somepony following us?
Sean: Yeah.
Con: She's got a nice car.
Sean: Actually, that's my car. toi know... The one toi wouldn't let me drive. The one I wanted to use to hunt down Shadow with.
Con: Vintage cars like that shouldn't be used for hunting down enemies.
Sean: I do it all the time, and it has never been damaged whatsoever.
Con: Yeah, okay. It had to get damaged at least once.
Sean: Nope.
Con: Why not?
Sean: I park it in a sûr, sans danger spot.
2 B continued
My car.
Con's brand new Aston Maretin
The suivant day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did toi know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask toi to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are toi ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*
They quickly started their journey north.
Jake: Do toi know why our freight engines are painted...
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Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did toi know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask toi to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are toi ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*
They quickly started their journey north.
Jake: Do toi know why our freight engines are painted...
