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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Harry arrived at the general store. A few police officers were there already. Early Joe was disguised as a poney working at the general store.

Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the poney over there lire the magazine, and some of his Friends were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.

The poney lire the magazine, walked away, and got to an orange car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.

Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash register*
Robber 3: *Waiting par magazine stand*
Colt: *Running into store*
Robber 3: *Trips colt*
Robber 1: *Grabs shotgun* Everypony get down, this is a robbery!!
Joe: *About to get down*
Robber 1: Not you, n*gger. toi just stay right there.
Worker: What about me?
Robber 2: Be quiet, and unlock that safe!
Robber 1: Now for you. *Pointing gun at Joe* Put your mouth on this gun, and suck it.
Joe: *Stands still*
Robber 2: Are toi going to the sûr, sans danger ou what?!
Worker: *Runs away*
Robber 1: Right here. Right here is where I kill me a n*gger. Lay down on the floor.
Joe: *Standing still*
Robber 1: Lay down on the floor!
Joe: *Slowly getting onto floor*
Police Pony: Now?
Harry: Now. *Shoots Robber 1*
Police Pony: Police, put your hooves in the air!
Robber 2: *Shoots police pony*
Robber 3: *Running away*
Joe: *Shoots Robber 3*
Robber: *Drives car away from store*
Joe: *Shooting car* Damnit. He got away.
Robber 2: *Running towards the back of the store*
Harry: *Shoots at Robber*
Robber 2: *Taking cover*
Harry: *Shoots at robber, but misses*

Both ponies continued shooting at each other, but missed. Then, all of a sudden....

Harry: *Shoots Robber, then walks back to cash register*
Police Pony: I never shot a poney before.
Harry: *Looking at mare on floor* Why don't toi help the lady up? *Walks away with Joe*

A few minutes later at the police station

Harry: toi handled yourself well out there.
Joe: toi really think so?
Harry: Yeah. If toi don't believe me, I've seen ponies worse then toi out in the field, and getting killed.
John, Phil, Rick, and Max: *Walking by*
John: Hey, good to see toi again Harry.
Harry: What are toi four up to?
Rick: We're just going to play some bowling.
Phil: See toi around Harry.
Harry: Yeah, see you.
Joe: toi know, I heard those four were gay.
Harry: Oh yeah? Well let me tell toi something, if those four ponies are as good as you, I wouldn't give a shit if they were gay.

2 B continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to Cheyenne, they were heading towards the train yard.

Hawkeye: *stops*
Coffee Creme: Ok, we're hear. Now what?
Hawkeye: Now we uncouple the locomotives, and put them in the servicing facility. Meanwhile, three engines will get behind the train, and push it down the hump.
Coffee Creme: How do toi hump a train?
Hawkeye: toi don't. It goes down a colline which is called the hump, because it goes uphill, and shortly after that it goes downhill.
Coffee Creme: Is that it?
Hawkeye: Sort of. The cars in the train get uncoupled, and they go to different parts in the yard....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
pilot: *flies past Con*
Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

Con jumped, as the rope slowly let him down toward part of the base. A few minutes later he was inside.

Mexican pony777: *watches T.V.*
Mexican pony484: *goes to bathroon*
Mexican pony556: *leaves bathroom*
Mexican pony484: *reads newspaper*
Con: Beg your pardon. Forgot to knock *K.O's mexican*

From there Con walked into an unlit room when he ran into another poney named John.

John: ¡Señor! ¿Estás solo?
Con: Yes, I'm alone....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting animaux to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain poney that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did toi find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he a volé, étole a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...
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 What arc en ciel Dash was doing to stay busy.
What Rainbow Dash was doing to stay busy.
It's a normal morning in Celestia's castle, but this morning will be very different!

Celestia: I better wake up Luna! We have a game of tennis to play! *enters Luna's room and approaches the bed* OK, Luna, time to wake up. Luna? LUNA!! *pulls back cover* Wake up! Huh? SON OF AN ALICORN!!! My sister's gone missing! I better get help!

So Celestia rushes around town asking for help, but everyone seems busy, even arc en ciel Dash. She visits Rarity's house (now shared with Bolt, her older brother), in hopes that Bolt wasn't busy either....

Celestia: *rings doorbell, which plays the "My Little Pony" theme*...
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posted by karinabrony
Black Rose was in her room, lire her book. She was getting distracted with all of those things in her mind. She kept on thinking about the incident in class when they called her suicidal. She couldn't help but shed a tear. She thought that if they really wanted her to die, she should make them happy and should. She got out a couteau and slit herself a little mark. She cringed and then put it down. "I'm worthless..'' she said. She lay in her lit and went to sleep. Another jour tomorrow in Torture....

Coffee Creme woke up wide awake and went to go draw to begin the morning. She painted until she...
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FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and arc en ciel Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of arc en ciel Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM arc en ciel Dash: Oh, of course toi had to beat me up! Why couldn't toi have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM arc en ciel Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat toi up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no poney get beat up?...
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Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.

FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, toi look just like me, but toi sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is toi from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans...
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Back in ponyville.

The other five characters finally made it out their the ropes but were still in the room they were room they were held in.

"So.. We are gonna save

her right?" Pinkie Pie asked worriedly.

"Yes, darling. But we're trying to think of a plan remember" Rarity replied.

"Oh.. Right" Pinkie said, blushing from her forgetfulness.

"So.. Anybody, anybody know anything about Changelings? Cause in order to fight them and save our beloved friend, we're have to know HOW" arc en ciel Dash said, nervously pacing.

"Well. Fortantly Twilight wasn't only one with a copy of 'Creatures of Equestria" Rarity...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After a minute, the Germans realized they did not hit their target.

German colonel: what happened?
Con: they must have some defense system
Double X: we'll go in, and disable it.
German colonel: good luck
Con: *teleports with double x to Atlantis*
Double X: how are we destroying this building?
Con: the self destruct system
Nightmare moon: oh no toi don't
Con: *fights nightmare moon*
Double X: *takes cover*
Nightmare moon: *fights con*
Con: *hits self destruct button*
Nightmare moon: you...
Con: *jumps to crane*
Nightmare moon: *goes to button*
Con: *lowers crane*
Nightmare moon: *looks up*
Double X: *watches*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con continued driving the car/submarine through the ocean, as he got toward Atlantis.

Con: There's what we came to look at.
Double X: What?
Con: Toward the bottom, there is a place that shoots missiles.
mexicans: *swim toward car*
Double X: Con, look!
Con: *shoots mexican swimmers*
Double X: Now there's more
Con: They're armed too.
mexican 1: *shoots explosive arrow*
Con: *dodges*
mexican 2: *shoots another explosive arrow*
Double X: *deploys oil*
Con: What are toi doing?
Double X: *deploys mine*
Mexicans: *explode*
Con: How did toi know about that?
Double X: I saw the blueprints for this car two weeks...
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posted by karinabrony
1.) Whenever one of your pets run away, toi say, ''You're...GOING TO l’amour ME!''.

2.) toi got extremely mad when Gilda made Fluttershy cry.

3.) toi go on websites like Equestria Daily and My Little Brony.

4.) Whenever toi eat a arc en ciel colored Candy (for example, Skittles, acide, sure Taffy, etc.) , toi think of arc en ciel Dash.

5.) Whenever toi see a Granny Smith apple, toi think of Granny Smith.

6.) When someone has a My Little poney merchandise and they don't even know what it is, toi immediately question them like, ''Who's your favori character?'' and ''Where did toi get it at?''.

7.) toi contribute to...
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 arc en ciel Dash is in the air wondering why the other mane five are situated at Blue Bolt's front door. And it was quite sunny outside!
Rainbow Dash is in the air wondering why the other mane five are situated at Blue Bolt's front door. And it was quite sunny outside!
toi asked for a sequel, so here ya go! In the last one, Bolt got out of the house to meet everyone in an attempt to overcome his shyness. It worked, and he's being less shy as of now. He even has a girlfriend-Applejack. I know this is cute, so let's place this story around the mane six for a bit!


Pinkie: What am I gonna do today? I've played with the ball nineteen times already! Maybe Bolt can help me! (heads toward Blue Bolt's house)

Rainbow: SOARIN! Wanna play hide and go seek?

Soarin: No...You win every time, and that isn't fair!

Rainbow: I'm gonna die from boredom here!! Perhaps Bolt wants...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Peckish
Peckish
On a really dark night at a bunch of pyramids, there was a montrer going on

Announcer: Welcome to the periods.
Mare35: WHAT?!?
Announcer: Sorry. I mean pyramids. If it were periods we'd be drowning in blood. Anyways. It's time for the dances- What? What do toi mean I'm fired?!
crowd: *listen awkwardly*
Announcer: I made a mistake, so what?! Fine, fuck you. I hated this job anyway!
Con: *sees Nightmare Moon* Great. First I had to fight her on a cable car, and now she's back probably planning to kill me. (Reference to Nightmare Moonraker)
Peckish: *walks*
Nightmare Moon: *follows*
Con: *also follows*
?:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at the mexican base

M.L: Send in Double X
Double X: *walks in*
M.L: I'm sorry, but Danish was killed during a mission.
Double X: Who killed him?
M.L: We have no clue, but now we have another problem. A poney named Isosceles has some kind of micro film, holding info on a special weapon that can get rid of submarines. He's been making us lose a lot of them. toi have to find it immediately.

While as in CIE headquarters.

Snow: He'll see toi now Mr. Mane
Con: Thanks. *walks in office*
P: Ah good, you're here. What do toi know about a poney named Isosceles?
Con: As I heard, he's been making us lose submarines,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I told toi Con Mane would return, and he's in a spy adventure which starts with a submarine going through the atlantic.

Equestrian ponies: We got sight of something.
Captain: What?
Equestrian ponies: It looks like an oil barge.
Captain: What the fuck are toi looking at that for?
Equestrian ponies: Something unusual is sticking out from the bottom.

And suddenly the alarm went off, and the submarine was being forced to go up.

Captain: How is this happening?!
Equestrian ponies: WE have no idea!!
mexican: *drive barge near sub*
Captain: Of course. Mexicans!!
Mexicans: *go past submarine*

Speaking of Mexicans,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Scorpio was walking toward a football stadium, and ambulance, and a cop car arrived where Harry was at.

Harry: Did toi call for the ambulance dumby?
Henry: Duh, Peter did.
Harry: Smart pony, unlike you
Henry: *drives*
Harry: *gets in his car* Good thing I'm not with that guy *drives behind Henry*

At the football stadium.

Harry: *arrives at entrance*
Scorpio: *running down bleachers*
Harry: Stop!
Henry: *turns on lights*
Scorpio: Huh?
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Henry: *turns on other lights*
Scorpio: *lying on ground*
Harry: Where's the filly?
Scorpio: toi can't do this!! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!
Harry:...
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 Blue Bolt, the newest resident of Ponyville
Blue Bolt, the newest resident of Ponyville
Last story was halfway good, so this time I'm making it to where Blue Bolt's personality is fully revealed in this story. It all starts with Bolt arriving in Ponyville. He is new here, so he doesn't know much about the town ou the residents. He is very shy, so he was nervous to talk to anyone. He thought his way of speech would make him appear weird. So he enters the house he was promised par some poney who had blue curled hair and wore red glasses. He doesn't know who she was, but he will learn soon!


Bolt: This is a nice house. Who was she anyways? I just hope the residents are nice...

It is daytime,...
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The last solstice

Chapter 14: Breaking the ice


Her first coherent thought was about Tartaros. Celestia believed she ended up there. She could even feel the heat. The snow white alicorn slowly opened her eyes, then she recognized a silhouette standing beside her bed. Her vision was still a bit blurry, but the figure looked familiar. Her face distorted in pain as she tried to move. She felt like the entire right side of her body was on fire. The poney reached out, removed the sheet from her chest and disappeared.

Celestia could not decide whether this was some weird dream ou reality. Soon, the pony...
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The last solstice

Chapter 13: Inner demons - Part 2


The Princess of the Sun circles around nervously. She’s like a snow white ghost haunting the rooms. Although it was several days ago, the encounter with Nocturnal Mirage has stirred up her soul. Laying eyes upon another poney after a decade was quite unsettling for Celestia.

“How could I have been so foolish?” the solar alicorn questioned herself angrily.

In the heat of the moment, she allowed the stallion to see what nopony should see. The marks of that fateful day… the marks of her failure.

Celestia gazed at her distorted reflection...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Half an heure later, Harry went to grab some lunch. There was place he always enjoyed going to called Dou Chebag's.

Harry: *enters restaurant*
Dou: Harry, how's it going?
Harry: Hello Mr. Chebag, how are you?
Dou: Wonderful. Would toi like your usual?
Harry: I think I'll surprise toi this time. Only chili today.
Dou: toi got it. *looks out window* A lot of polution out there, it's not good.
Harry: No it isn't. Why can't we have clean streets for once?
Dou: We live in a town of crime.
Harry: Yeah *sees bank* I need toi to make a call.
Dou: What for?
Harry: Tell the police that there's a bank robbery...
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