posted by Seanthehedgehog
Harry arrived at the general store. A few police officers were there already. Early Joe was disguised as a poney working at the general store.
Harry: What's going on?
Police Pony: Well, we heard from HQ that the poney over there lire the magazine, and some of his Friends were good at robbing stores, like this one. They've been doing this for years.
Harry: I see.
The poney lire the magazine, walked away, and got to an orange car. Once he got in, three other ponies walked out of the car, and into the store.
Harry: Here's a couple of suspicious looking dudes.
Robber 1 & 2: *Waiting be cash register*
Robber 3: *Waiting par magazine stand*
Colt: *Running into store*
Robber 3: *Trips colt*
Robber 1: *Grabs shotgun* Everypony get down, this is a robbery!!
Joe: *About to get down*
Robber 1: Not you, n*gger. toi just stay right there.
Worker: What about me?
Robber 2: Be quiet, and unlock that safe!
Robber 1: Now for you. *Pointing gun at Joe* Put your mouth on this gun, and suck it.
Joe: *Stands still*
Robber 2: Are toi going to the sûr, sans danger ou what?!
Worker: *Runs away*
Robber 1: Right here. Right here is where I kill me a n*gger. Lay down on the floor.
Joe: *Standing still*
Robber 1: Lay down on the floor!
Joe: *Slowly getting onto floor*
Police Pony: Now?
Harry: Now. *Shoots Robber 1*
Police Pony: Police, put your hooves in the air!
Robber 2: *Shoots police pony*
Robber 3: *Running away*
Joe: *Shoots Robber 3*
Robber: *Drives car away from store*
Joe: *Shooting car* Damnit. He got away.
Robber 2: *Running towards the back of the store*
Harry: *Shoots at Robber*
Robber 2: *Taking cover*
Harry: *Shoots at robber, but misses*
Both ponies continued shooting at each other, but missed. Then, all of a sudden....
Harry: *Shoots Robber, then walks back to cash register*
Police Pony: I never shot a poney before.
Harry: *Looking at mare on floor* Why don't toi help the lady up? *Walks away with Joe*
A few minutes later at the police station
Harry: toi handled yourself well out there.
Joe: toi really think so?
Harry: Yeah. If toi don't believe me, I've seen ponies worse then toi out in the field, and getting killed.
John, Phil, Rick, and Max: *Walking by*
John: Hey, good to see toi again Harry.
Harry: What are toi four up to?
Rick: We're just going to play some bowling.
Phil: See toi around Harry.
Harry: Yeah, see you.
Joe: toi know, I heard those four were gay.
Harry: Oh yeah? Well let me tell toi something, if those four ponies are as good as you, I wouldn't give a shit if they were gay.
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