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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At Croton Harmon, everything was blocked up. With the bridge destroyed, nopony could get their trains across the river.

Skywalker: What do we do?
Master Sword: We fix it like we did earlier.
Bartholomew: ou we could just build over the boat.
Skywalker: That's crazy.
Master Sword: It's so crazy, that it might actually work.
Bartholomew: Alright then. We need plus materials to build track over that bateau then.
Zip: *Arrives* Wh-what are toi doing?
Bartholomew: We're rebuilding our line over that boat.
Zip: That's not a good idea. Zorran, and I need to get that bateau to salvage.
Skywalker: What would they want that tramp steamer for? It's rusty, and broken.
Master Sword: We can just build a line over it, and get everything over with.

Zorran had to tie up his tugboat, and refuel it at Oscawanna Island. The fuel truck was on it's way when he saw Ten Cents driving an inspection car on the tracks.

Zorran: Ten Cents? Aren't toi supposed to be in Harmon?
Ten Cents: *Stops* No. What are toi doing here anyway?
Zorran: I have to refuel my tugboat. I thought toi were sent into Manehattan.
Ten Cents: Ha! Wrong again Zorran. *Gets out of inspection car* I was sent north to fix the main line, in Albany.
Zorran: All the way there. Interesting.
Ten Cents: It sure was. I got a gift from this nerdy poney named Nick Gerard, but guess what it is.
Zorran: A calculator?
Ten Cents: Wrong three times in a row. He gave me dynamite.
Zorran: Dynamite?!
Ten Cents: Strange gift, I know. But I guess it'll have to do. *Gets in inspection car, and goes to Harmon*
Zorran: Oh no. If he gets to Harmon, he'll blow that bateau up, and the bridge will be able to be fixed.

Later in Harmon.

Lady: *Hammers in spike* That's it. We finished rebuilding the track.
Henrietta: *Looking at track* That looks very bad. toi should have removed the bateau before rebuilding the track.
Master Sword: Oh it's fine the way it is.
Henrietta: Then please explain to me the poor condition of the track, that was just layed.
Master Sword: Uhm...
Ten Cents: *Arrives* salut everypony. What happened here?
Henrietta: A bateau crashed, and destroyed our bridge, and we have to déplacer it out of the way.
Ten Cents: Leave it to me. *Sets dynamite on boat* Stand back.
Zip: You'll destroy the boat.
Ten Cents: Serves Zorran right for destroying our bridge on purpose.
Zip: But it was par accident.
Ten Cents: Was it? Well, we're still blowing up the boat, but the dynamite won't be enough to sink it.
Zip: Oh thank heavens.
Ten Cents: *Lights fuse*
Zorran: *Arrives* WHOOOOOOOOOA! NONONONONONONONONO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! DEFUSE THE DYNAMITE!!!

But it was too late. The explosion got the bateau out of the way, and it was still afloat.

Zorran: Oh. *Sighs* Thank goodness.
Zip: Come on Zorran, let's get this thing to salvage.
Zorran: Um.. Right, let's go.
Bartholomew: Well, we solved this problem.
Ten Cents: And we did it all together.

The End.
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 The fun has been doubled!
The fun has been doubled!
These are some of the citations I remember. Enjoy!

It needs to be about 20% cooler. -Rainbow Dash

Oh, it is ON! -Rarity

The fun has been doubled! -Luna

I'd like to be a tree... -Fluttershy

Aw, make sense? What fun is there in making sense? -Discord

Come on everypony. I want to see toi smile! -Pinkie

I didn't put those in my bag! -Bon Bon

But I want it NOW! -Applebloom

What are you, a dictionary!? -Scootaloo

I hate library! -Pinkie

You're...GOING TO l’amour ME! -Fluttershy

What are you, a SNITCH? - Babs

Good boy, Angel. Mama's proud of you. -Fluttershy

What's soaking wet and clueless? YOUR FACE! -Fluttershy

Why,...
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Ponyville, September 10th, 2012 BCR.
Rainbow Dash's nuage home.

Rainbow Dash was reading, like she did a lot these days. Twilight had donné her the newest issue of Daring Do to her, but with the Gilda case, she didn't have had much time to read into the new exploits of the adventurous Pegasus. But now, with the Weekend, she had time enough.

After Celestia's sun graced Equestria once again, she awoke, ate her breakfast, and began lire into the story. Daring Do and The Quest for the Romanov's. arc en ciel had read a couple of lines in the intro already, but then Gilda came back into Ponyville, and...
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Yes.. I know the idea of doing this has been already been done par Windwakerguy. That. I just can't believe are even popular..


CHEERLIEE'S GARDEN:
Well.. First of all. Cheerlee. What.. What is your thought progress. The children annoy you. There's a simple act of 'quitting'. toi should try it more.. Not. Go into a murderious rampage. After coming up with the fucked up conclusion that the kids are like fuckin 'weeds'..
And anouther thing. It's such a Saw rip off.. I mean. I LIKE Saw. There good films (well. At least the first is). And I don't need someone having nothing better to do, but give...
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