posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nopony noticed that the Irish ponies a volé, étole the Golden Spike.
Mayor: As mayor of Promontory Utah, I give toi permission, to put the Golden Spike in it's rightful place.
Connor: Yes sir. Get the spike.
Mercury: *Goes to boxcar*
Ponies: *Excited to see Golden Spike*
Connor: What's taking so long?
Mercury: *returns* Connor, some of the workers are gone, and the spike is gone.
Connor: What?! Excuse us mayor, the spike has been stolen. We need to find it.
Mayor: Oh, alright. We'll stay here until toi find it.
Connor: Thank you. Let's go Mercury.
Up north, the Irish ponies stopped to get water.
Irish poney 89: We better hurry. Those railroad workers could catch us.
Irish poney 3: Don't worry about them. They can't catch us.
Connor: *On human* Freeze!
Mercury: *On human, and is holding a rifle*
Irish poney 3: Alright, so we took your golden spike, but toi haven't paid us enough.
Mercury: toi should've told us before stealing that, but now it's too late.
Irish poney 89: *Pointing pistol at Mercury* toi try to shoot us, I'll kill you. I've got good aim, and I can quickly dodge any bullets shot at me.
Mercury: Let's see toi dodge this. *Shoots fire*
The flames hit the Irish ponies, and they burned to death. A few minutes later, the Golden Spike was brought back to Promontory, to be nailed into place.
Mayor: I'd like to declare that the Transcontinental Railroad is completed. All of Equestria can now enjoy the pleasure of quick service par train.
Mercury: Connor, go ahead buddy.
Connor: Thank you. *Hammering in Golden Spike*
Photographer: Okay, everypony gather around for the picture.
Ponies: *Get in picture*
Photographer: *takes picture*
Back at Cheyenne in 1953
Pete: So, my great grandfather also ended up being photographed.
Hawkeye: That's pretty cool.
Stylo: What was with those guns?
Pete: I told toi the story would take place in the Wild West.
Hawkeye: Hey, that's true. Well, we better get some shut eye, and we'll see toi tomorrow.
Pete: Right toi are. See toi guys tomorrow.
The three ponies leave the station.
On The suivant Episode of Ponies On The Rails
It's the season 3 finale