My Little Poney Article: Ponies On The Rails Episode 25 Part 1

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Warning: Since Wilson became a new character in this series, I forgot to put in his name for the opening credits, but don't worry, I have fixed that.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 25

The "Not so" Great Escape

May 22, 1953

Five days after Gordon got suspended, Orion felt better, but he still wanted to get fired.

Orion: *sitting on train tracks* Where's a train when toi need one?
Pete: *Arrives* Orion! Get off there!
Orion: No, I want to die in honor!
Pete: *Pulls Orion off tracks* What's the matter with you? Are toi trying to get killed?
Orion: No, I'm trying to get fired.
Pete: What?
Orion: toi always change up my job, and I'm tired of it.
Pete: Twelve secondes of talking to you, and I can't believe my ears.
Orion: I just want to do my job, but you're always making me do different things before I can even finish.
Pete: I'm sorry. Will toi try not to get yourself fired?
Orion: No. *runs away*
Pete: *Facehoof*

Orion went to the trainyard.

Wilson: salut Orion, what's up?
Orion: Where's Snowflake? Have toi seen her?
Wilson: She's in the signal box near the station.
Orion: Oh, right. Thanks. *Goes to signal box*
Stylo: *Driving train towards station*
Snowflake: *Switches track to station*
Orion: *Arrives* My good old, sister.
Snowflake: Hi Orion.
Orion: I really am glad to be your brother.
Snowflake: Well, that means a lot.
Orion: But toi know what I wanna do?
Snowflake: What?
Orion: Get fired.
Snowflake: Excuse me?
Orion: I've had it with Pete changing my orders all the time! At first, he wants me to push freight cars down the hump, then he wants me to drive a passenger train to Chicagoat!
Snowflake: So you're saying that toi want to get fired, just to prevent yourself from being busy?
Orion: No! I want him to wait until he gives me another job, before he switches it.
Snowflake: Oh. Well, tough shit.
Orion: Oh no it's not. *Switches points*

Stylo's train got derailed. Orion switched the points before the train got off, causing the wheels to come off the tracks.

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ChibiEmmy The stuff ponies go thro to get a differnt job.

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Silver Tune's Story 35

posted by _Laugh_

Silver Tune was laying on her bed. She was bored. After some minutes of silence, her sister, Roxy Tune entered the room. She smiled. Silver Tune stared at her sister.

Roxy Tune: Hey, Tunes. How's your throat?
Silver Tune: ... * looks down*
Roxy Tune: I can see you're still sick. * sigh* Will toi be able to go to school tomorrow?
Silver Tune: *nods*
Roxy Tune: That's good. So, anyways.. I received a call from Trixie's mother. She a dit that her daughter has gone missing. Have toi seen Trixie lately?
Silver Tune: *shakes head, no*
Roxy Tune: I hope she's alright.
Silver Tune: *lays down*
Roxy Tune:...

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My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Christmas Contest 2013

posted by Quillabex

Merry Christmas, ou should I say Happy Hearts Warming everypony! If toi are lire this toi are either one of the contestants of the contest ou just curious to see who won! The choices were hard, but my friend Nalenthi and I have finally come to a decision.

Drum roll please!

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In first place, with 15 props, one fully colored artwork from me, one lineart from me, and a request/videogame/that type of stuff livestream iiiiiiiis

NocturnalMirage! Congratulations!

In 2nd Place, with 10 props, one fully colored artwork from me and one lineart from me iiiiiis

karinabrony! Congratulations!

In...

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Magic of Friendship: Part 3---100x the 'ugh's

posted by alinah_09

The suivant jour came like a bolt again going through the cycle of breakfast, bath time, wearing the school uniform and school itself. Having to go through activities wasn’t really that enjoyable to me as the activity this jour was song composing (on musique period) but Mrs. Sync spared us some difficulty and got us to our temporary groups: one group for each row of arm chairs,vertically and also that we can take the melody from other songs and just rewrite the lyrics

“okay, so we get to be groupmates then” Liz a dit to me as she gathered the rest of our group to huddle up

“so what do we do?”...

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Casino Royale Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In the train station, where Mr. Black, and Der Cheif was waiting.

Mr. Black: What is taking Hola so long? I can't trust her if she's going to do something too long.
Der Cheif: Gambling is a hard thing to do. Especially if you're not good at it. Hola is not good at gambling.
Mr. Black: And so I've noticed. *Turns on TV*
Reporter: This is CPN, Canadian poney News. We've received word that two ponies were chasing each other in a construction sight in Maredagascar.
Camerapony: *Zooms in on scene*
Mr. Black: That's Hola being chased!
Camerapony: Officials say that they do not know who the mare was,...

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Casino Royale Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

That night, Con was sent to the airport to find Lasala.

Con: *Looking at passengers* (P told me Lasala was a grey stallion with a black mane.) *Continues looking*
Dutch ponies: *Looking at Con*
Dutch Captain: *Grabs walkie talkie* Now?
Lasala: Now.
Dutch Captain: *Looks at Dutch ponies* Now

All five of them grabbed sub machine guns, and started shouting

Dutch Captain: Everypony on the ground now!
Con: *Sees Lasala out on runway*
Dutch pony: *Goes to Con* Hey, get on the ground!
Con: *Teleports onto runway*
Lasala: *Grabs rocket launcher*
Con: *Pointing gun at Lasala* Stop!
Lasala: *Shoots rocket at Con*...

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Casino Royale Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

suivant morning, Con was back at his plage house. The police misunderstood what Con was trying to do, and they took him back to his house, where P was waiting for him.

P: toi put a great effort in preventing that airplane from being blown up.
Con: Thank toi sir. Why was that poney trying to blow it up?
P: Ever since 9/11, security in airports have been very high. Some may even say too high. The United States of Equestria has tried to create a new jetplane which can spot terrorists, inside the plane, and security cameras mounted with lazers kill the terrorists. As a result, security in airports would...

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Casino Royale Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Vesper arrived at Vanhoover.

Con: toi know what we should do first?
Vesper: What?
Con: I heard there was a great musique store in this town. What we should do is get the newest CD from Queens Of The Stone Age. I really like their music.
Vesper: I think their musique is good too.
Con: We'll buy one of their CD's then, but first I want to buy a nice, big house.

So, they bought a big house, and were on their way to the musique store.

Con: *Walking suivant to Vesper*
Dutch ponies: *See Con*
Der Cheif: Not yet.
Dutch Ponies: This was Mr. Black's plan?
Der Cheif: Yeah. Get the mare.
Dutch Ponies: *Running...

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Games Ponies Play: Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ten Cents

Episode 1

Reporting Ponies

Game played: Grand Theft Ponies 5

Ten Cents: 10Cents
Jordan: Striker31
Unknown pony: Epicne$$
Unknown pony: bdp
Unknown pony: Zorin
Applejack: CombineHarvester01
Twilight Sparkle: $Money$

10Cents: *On train tunnel*
Striker31: What are toi doing?
10Cents: I'm trying to jump on a train.
Striker31: *Stealing helicopter at an airport* Which tunnel are toi at?
10Cents: I'm on the tunnel par the highway.
Striker31: Ok, I'm flying there now.

Epicne$$ has joined the game

Epicne$$: Aw yeah bitches, I am going to pown all your asses.
10Cents: Good luck with that.
Epicne$$: 10Cents? toi must...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Moneybit's disguise

suivant morning, Con was going out to buy groceries.

Lola: Don't forget the canolli's.
Con: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Moneybit: *In disguise* Hello sir. I'm Matilda. Please come with me.
Con: I have to buy some food.
Moneybit: Just come with me.
Con: Whatever.
Moneybit: Taxi!
Taxi driver: *Stops*
Moneybit: *Pushes Con into Taxi, and gets in*
Taxi driver: *Driving taxi* Where to ma'am?
Moneybit: The airport.
Taxi: Okay. While we get to the airport, let me tell toi a little something about myself. I was seven years old when I saw a taxi for the first time. I thought it was amazing how toi could take somepony...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 22 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train with the Korean War veterans stopped at the Cheyenne Station.

Pete: *looking at train*
Veterans: *Getting out*
Orion: *comes out of engine* I'm glad the war is almost over.
Pete: Me too, but honestly, we're making a lot of profit for delivering these vets back accueil from San Franciscolt.
Orion: I agree. If we keep this up, we'll have millions of dollars on our hooves.
Captain Wilson: *walks to Pete* Are toi Pete Reimer?
Pete: Yes sir. How can I help you?
Captain Wilson: I want to thank toi for getting me, and my squad back accueil safely. Oh, and uh I don't have enough cash for a hotel. You...

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Please read this it's a warning to all fan fic readers!!

posted by Macareina

Please read this: I am warning toi of a fan fic that will make toi not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet pomme massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death lire cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff toi must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget lire :(

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Ponies On The Rails: Season 2 highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Season 2 Highlights of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. I think toi know where this is going. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh.Though personally, I...

The Racer (10 an Anniversary)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*

A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven par two russian stallions.

Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays étoile, star on sign*
Police ponies:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run par thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 5: War pony

May 15, 1951

The korean war has been going on for months. Everypony on the Union Pacific was doing their best to deliver supplies to Las Pegasus for use in the U.S military.

Gordon: *doing yard work*
Pete: Gordon, I have something for toi to do.
Gordon: Great! I'm doing a lot of that here.
Pete: I want toi to go to Las Pegasus.
Gordon: Cool....

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's par Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.

Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.

Pierce: Did Browning tell toi what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just a dit he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...

Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom Foolery was now going to talk about dogs.

Tom: I l’amour dat dog. I never met him before, but I know I l’amour 'im.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's gonna be wonderful when I meet dat dog. *Sticks his tongue out, and pants like a dog*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Lots of ponies have lots of doggies. And toi don't even need to have a dog to know about 'em. Your friend could have a dog. He can be your friend's dog. That makes him your dog friend.
Crowd: *Chuckling*
Tom: toi go there to visit, and the chiens there, toi go to pet him, and say Hi hello. How are you? You're wonderful Sneezy, and for that moment, he's...

Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom: Now this is a short segment where I like to inform toi about simple things that not many ponies take time to notice. The first thing being we all have something in common, and that is...we're all here in Neigh Jersey.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: At an auditorium. In a high school.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: toi ever wonder why Manehattan always gets so much praise?! It's a fucking dump!
Crowd: *Cheering, and laughing*
Tom: It's a cesspool of littering, rape, and traffic jams!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: There might be a few good landmarks here and there, but toi have to wait 3 hours for 70 cars...

Tom Foolery With A Bit Of Salt Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his suivant joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered par the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: toi get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, toi yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but toi must understand toi don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...

Tom Foolery With A Bit Of Salt Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Mare: *Pushing a shopping chariot, panier through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have toi ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well toi better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do toi know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...

A Christmas Story Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a poulain, colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down rue passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....