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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Lola went to the nearest airport, which wasn't near them at all. It took them several hours to get there, and par the time they did arrive, it was no longer dark outside.

Con: *Stops car suivant to building*
Lola: *About to leave car*
Con: Wait here. *Leaves car, and walks to old pony*
Old Pony: G'day mate. Can I help toi with anything?
Con: How much for the cargo plane?

Ten minutes later

Con: *Starts up airplane*
Lola: How much did toi give him?
Con: Forty grand. He wanted toi at first, but I gave him the money, and he changed his mind. *Gets plane on runway*
Lola: *Does nothing*
Con: *Takes off*
Lola: *Looks at ground*
Con: What are those down there?
Lola: Sinkholes.
Con: What did Frank want before he died?
Lola: He wanted to take as much oil as possible, and store it all in Stalliongrad.
Con: Now that he's dead, who's taking his place?
Lola: Yolo.
Con: Yolo?
Lola: Yolo is Frank's seconde in command. Since Frank is dead, Yolo is now in charge of everything.

Soon, bullets went through the ceiling of the plane.

Lola: What was that?
Dutch poney 53: *Flying fighter plane*
Con: Hang on. *gaining altitude*
Dutch poney 53: *Turns around, and shoots engine*
Con: One of the engines are on fire!
Dutch poney 53: Target has one of two engines on fire.
Russian poney 169: *Flying helicopter* Copy that. Go back, and confirmer the kill.
Dutch poney 53: *Flying behind Con*
Lola: *Looking out window* I think we Lost him.
Con: Good.
Dutch poney 53: *Shoots near Lola*
Con: *grabs parachute* Take this! *Throws parachute*
Lola: *Catches parachute*
Con: *Flying above Dutch Pony*
Dutch poney 53: *Going faster*
Con: *Slightly losing altitude*
Dutch poney 53: *Gets above Con* Haha! *Flying towards mountain* AAHH!! *Crashes*
Con: *Notices plane is breaking down* Come on! *Flying up*

Con ran out of the pilot's seat, and towards Lola.

Lola: *Jumps out of plane*
Con: *Jumps out of plane*

The plane explodes

Con: *Holding on to Lola*
Lola: *About to deploy parachute*
Con: *Loses grip*
Lola: *Heading away from Con*
Con: *Goes towards Lola*
Lola: *Grabs Con*
Con: *Holding Lola*
Lola: *Deploys parachute*

They both fell in a sinkhole.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce just entered a town called château Rock when his car got a flat tire.

Pierce: *Angry* Oh great. *Passes a sign* The nearest service station is a mile away. That's too far. Especially since I have a flat tire. *Goes onto the side of the road*

Karl left Vancouver just as Bob entered it.

Karl: After nearly getting stopped par the FBI, I'm just glad this Saratoga I got doesn't have any damage. *Enters Woodland*
Bob: *Driving through Vancouver* Who knew there was another town called Vancouver in Washington? You'd think toi were in Canada.

Pierce finally stopped at a service station in Castle...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1960
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:31 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Half an heure after work, Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete were with each other at a restaurant. This song was playing: link

Hawkeye: I ordered a hot dog ten minutes ago. Where is it?
Pete: That's not important right now. We still need to get those snowplows, and extra fuel for our engines.
Stylo: But how?
Pete: I think I know how. A train of fuel is going into Denver tomorrow from Los Angeles.
Hawkeye: We can take that without anypony noticing.
Stylo: We just steal it? Isn't that a little dangerous?
Pete: Not if...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After leaving the drugstore, Gordon, and Case biscuit salé, craquelin were thinking about what to do next. They had no plus work, and had the rest of the jour off.

Gordon: So, what do toi want to do, now that we've got the rest of the jour off?
Case Cracker: Hmm..I heard those Wonderbolts will preform in San Fransicolt. But I don't know. What about toi and your mare friend?
Gordon: I could bring her with us. Would that be ok?
Case Cracker: Okay I guess..
Gordon: You'll have to sit in the back when we get her.
Case Cracker: I figured...Does she live far?
Gordon: Not really. She lives in Russian hill. It should take...
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added by NocturnalMirage
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Okay.. So I'm in Miami hotel.
Nothing else to do today..

Anyway.
Ever seen Haunted History.

You should, it's actually scary.

Anyway.
The one I'm watching one, and it's about the infamish H.H. Homes and how his brutally murdered victims haunted various areas, because they can't rest in peace sense it's unsaved cases, Homes is a evil genish.
Look him up.
He's a fuckin nightmare!

Anyway.
Watching Homes, makes cupcakes 50% scarier.

Because the idea of homes is, he's a nice and gets toi into seeing his hotel, and acts like a complete normal person.
But they secretly puts sleep gas into your bedroom.
And he...
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Warning. This will be one of most violent chapters. It's based on my favori death scene from SAW 2.. Please don't rapporter it though..

SOME TIME THE suivant DAY:
Unfortantly, AppleJack soon discovered Saten's body. Shocking her, and making her feel guilty about having been kinda mean to him most times.
Voice: toi shouldn't be here!
AJ: (jumps a bit and turns to see Big Mac) B Big Mac.. W What did toi do!?
Big Mac: He annoyed me. All those stories of him, it's unfair, I am WAY plus interesting than Saten Twist is, all HE is, is a easily angered douchebag.
AJ: (growls at him)
Big Mac: Don't look at me...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

It has been an entire week since anypony got to work on any cars. However, Mr. Beddler had news that would put a smile on their faces.

Mr. Beddler: Who likes those musclecars from the 60's?
Edwina: Me!
Olive: I do!
Wheel Bearing: I think I speak for everypony when I say yes.
Gary: toi think toi speak for everypony?
Wheel Bearing: What? toi don't like musclecars?
Gary: It's not that,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This part is a parody of Jeopardy. Our cast is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game montrer wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Pleiades as Martha Stewart
and Mortomis as Ozzy Osborne

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I apologize to everyone watching this earlier before the commercial, and would like to assure toi that no plus rule 34 will be mentioned.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. We have Ozzy Osborne in seconde place with negative seventy...
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posted by BlackPetals
Hello again. This is my seconde article here this month, shortly following one about Luna becoming Nightmare Moon. I humbly ask that toi look at it. ^.^ (You will get all the hugz!) And this, like the 1,000 years one I made forever ago, is just an article of lyrics and moments. *Mwah*! Oh, yes. Bold print means it's both sisters.


I remember the nights we spent under city lights, this feelings got the best of me. We were floating along to the sounds of a dead end town, but now that's just a memory.

I remember the times me and Tia actually spent time together. The times when we could forget we...
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Twilight was greeting everybody. When suddenly AppleJack approached her.
Twilight: A.J. What a unexpected pleasure (hugs her)
AppleJack: Yes. I-
Derpy: *ends up banging into Twilight as well, and happily hugs her*
Twilight: *chuckles* Yes. Yes. Nice seeing toi too Derpy.
Derpy: *sees her wearing the dress from when she first became an alicorn* toi look pretty in that.
Twilight: Thanks.. Yours is nice too. *not sure what Derpy's dress should look like. Except for being then same shade of grey, as her fourrure ou whatever chevaux have.. I'm not good with that stuff. So shut up*
Derpy: par the way. toi ever...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Soon, Hawkeye and Gordon got their trains onto Sherman Hill. They were still close to each other.

Gordon: *On the radio* Hey, can anypony hear me?
Orion: I hear you. What's up?
Gordon: I'm racing Hawkeye. There is no way he is going to beat me.
Orion: Wanna bet?
Gordon: toi gotta be kidding. I am winning the race, and I am way out in front. I told toi that there is no way Hawkeye will beat me. (Hawkeye is actually winning, but I can't let Orion know that.)
Orion: Pierce is a good engineer. He will find a way to beat toi in the race.
Gordon: Whatever. toi a dit toi wanted to make a wager?
Orion: Ah,...
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