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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.

Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where toi were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied toi to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where I am. As long as we stay away from Canterlot.
Lola: Okay. *Sees groceries* toi didn't forget the canolli's, right?
Con: Of course I didn't. They're right in that bag with the other groceries toi told me to get.

Hours passed, and eventually it was dark. Con, and Lola stuffed David's dead body into a big black bag, and they were going to dump it in the ocean.

Con: *Goes to front desk* We'd like to check out.
bureau Clerk: Sign here, and you're able to leave.
Con: *Signs paper*
bureau Clerk: Alright, thank toi for staying with us. We hope toi come back soon.
Con: *Leaves*
bureau Clerk: Hmph. He could have at least a dit thank you.
Lola: *Puts body in back of car* All set.
Con: I'll drive *gets in driver's seat*
Lola: *Sits suivant to Con*
Con: *Starts car, and drives off*
Lola: I never did thank toi for saving me.
Con: It's all part of my job. *Turns left*
Lola: What else do toi do in your job?
Con: I drive sports cars, shoot other ponies, kill other ponies, and that's pretty much about it.
Lola: Do toi like your job?
Con: Yeah. What's not to like?
Police: *Behind Con, with sirens on*
Con: Really? *Pulls over*
Lola: Why did toi stop?
Con: Don't worry. I got this all planned out.
Police Pony: *Walks to front of car* Sir, step out of the car.
Con: *Exits car*
Police Pony: This isn't your car.
Con: I know, Lola is letting me drive it.
Police Pony: In australia, we don't care if the owner of a car let's toi drive it. You're still not allowed to drive cars that belong to anypony, but yourself.
Con: Is that so? *Punches police pony*
Police Pony: *Falls on ground*
Con: *Grabs gun* Now what do toi have to say about it?
Police Pony: toi are a dangerous pony.
Con: *Shoots Police Pony* Lola, change of plans. We're getting rid of the body in this dumpster.
Lola: *Drags out body*
Con: *Opens dumpster*
Lola: *Puts body in dumpster* Now what?
Con: toi a dit we'd go to the airport.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would toi like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that toi threatened to beat her up if toi saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have toi seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't toi have some drinks with me? You'll l’amour it.
Bob: How many did toi have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would toi like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would toi want to beat...
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posted by Canada24
Having won the battle, our Heroes regrouped.

Rover was still tied up, flopping like a poisson as he was a trying to escape.

"Shut up!" Rarity growled, as he kept moaning.

"This isn't over Mrs Rarity!" Rover threatened.

"Yeah, well. Till then.. I'll just be taking my sister and going" Rarity a dit slyly.

Rover growled as he continued looking for something sharp enough to free himself.

Rarity found and untied, cute little Sweetie Belle, before passionately hugging her.

Everyone was leaving.

But they were a bit slower, due to having to keep waiting for Ditto to catch up, due to his hoof injury, making him...
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posted by flippy_fan210
Ben was walking the streets of Ponyville with Rarity. They were searching for Jeff and Jack. The plus he walked the plus trouble he could see Jeff potentially getting into. Vegetable carts to knock over, innocents to slaughter, there was even a gray pegasus that had crossed eyes that Ben was 99% sure wouldn't survive a seconde after being seen par Jeff.

"What did toi say your Friends looked like?" Rarity asked.

"One has a white hoodie and black hair. The other has a black hoodie and brown hair with a blue mask." Ben described them in as little detail as possible, as not to disturb Rarity. Plus,...
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